All You Ever Wanted To Know About Facial Hair [Pic

Submitted by: Trillian42 5 years ago in Misc

But were afraid to ask.
There are 52 comments:
Male 336
I can`t grow a beard. I don`t have enough follicles on my face.
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Male 759
I have a beard.
I`m also Asexual.
I grew it for a laugh and decided to keep it.
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Male 70
I keep thinking of growing some facial hair, but all the young guys I can think of who have some are the dirty hipster types. Not the image I wanna go for. Maybe when I get middle-aged or older I`ll go for it.
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Female 6,381
97% of all trans guys try to grow beards as an ironclad identifier of their new gender. (Okay, I have no idea what percentage, but every time I see a photo of one, he seems to sport facial hair.)
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Male 1,754
Considering my age and the fact that all I can barely grow is a stubbly pedostache, I will NEVER have a full beard. Excuse me while I go cry.
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Female 1,743
I prefer a clean shaven man, but stubble can be sexy. :)

However, unkept beards are disgusting. Trim that poo at the very least.
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Female 171
LOVE beards.
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Female 90
"I like a little stubble, and on some men more looks pretty sexy, but few can pull it off..."

Pretty much this.

Also in modern society someone having a beard and going on about it makes me laugh, like you need that primitive `masculine security` or something. Come on, we all know that one guy who goes on about how manly his beard makes him.
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Male 108
Sadly the Van Dyke is the only thing I can get away with anymore. Used to have the full beard to distract from the receding hairline but my current job allows only mustaches and beards of the Van Dyke style or clean shaven :(
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Male 1,010
I have a beard. And i loved this link, thanks for posting haha :-) Guess only 2 % of Forbes list people are badasses...
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Male 2,860
The bottom line is some people wear a beard better than others.
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Female 327
I actually love beards, as long as they are clean and trimmed. My husband grows his out from time to time and I find it totally sexy!
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Male 2,688
@davymid

Same thing happened to me with my ex-gf.... No lie... She bugged me for a MONTH to shave it, then she spent the next week telling me she wished I still had it. Then when I said I was gonna grow it again, she asked me not to...

Damn indecisive women...
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Male 2,688
@lostinkorea

That first image isn`t a beard... and hardly classifies as a goatee... It`s just one of those douche-tastic Jersey Shore style man-scaped wannabe goatees... If you`re gonna grow facial hair, grow FACIAL HAIR, not chin pubes.
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Male 3,061
@davymid your story angered my eyes! tell me her name, and she will surely die by my hand (if that`s alright).
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Female 3,727
I hate beards but a goatee is okay. I like:



Which is what my hubby has. He likes those huge bushy beards:



What I say...goes! LOL
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Male 174
Otto the great wasn`t celtic. If you`re going for bearded german kaisers, go with Frederick Barbarossa. He has the beard right in his name (=redbeard) and according to the legend he still lifes inside a hill where his beard has grown through a marble table.
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Male 1,108
I`ve been rockin` a beard since I was 16. This might explain my lack of success with women
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Male 12,138
I grew a beard a while back. Took weeks. Months even, to get it to its full glorisome, well-manicured bushiness. Everyone except my wife liked it, so one day on a whim I shaved it off.

Literally exploded from the bathroom, clean-shaven, with a "TA-DA!", expecting the greatest blowjob of my life.

She looked at me askance and said "You know what, now that it`s gone, I kinda miss it".

True Story. I shoulda been a homo. Guys, I understand. Women, not so much.
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Male 104
I shall grow a beard unlike ANYTHING THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!!
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Male 735
@RdDan yes i`m sure you`re asexual...
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Male 735
I`m pretty sure i can`t grow a beard, but honestly i don`t want one...
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Male 253
What`s a beard got to do with Vietnamese beef noodle soup?
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Male 208
If I could only grow one.
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Male 144
I have The Klingon and never knew it.
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Female 1,324
I like a little stubble, and on some men more looks pretty sexy, but few can pull it off... That commercial for the styling razor with those three guys always makes me drool...
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Male 759
I have a beard.
I`m also Asexual.
I grew it for a laugh and decided to keep it.
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Female 423
A well kept facial hair is so sexy.... except mustaches... they say "i like to dittle little doodles." creepy...
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Male 275
i love my beard. i wish i could think of somthing witty to say but i am at a loss i just like my beard
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Male 203
seeing as i don`t grow a bear (i`m asian) does that mean i`m also less likely to go bald?!
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Male 770
I will vote for the next candidate for President that wears a beard no matter who he is or what he stands for.
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Male 2,436
Beards are fun to grow... the anticipation, looking at it in the mirror every day, wearing plaid flannel, etc. But then you have to start grooming it. What a pain in the ass! It becomes easier just to shave it off.

Oh, and the first shave after a beard is so close that I don`t have to shave again for 3 days... nice.
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Female 118
I love beards.
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Female 547
I love beards. Take that, statistics!
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Male 72
The only thing I can grow is the Johnny Depp goatee soul patch stache combo. Combine that with long hair and I look like either a Mustekeer or a pirate. Which is pretty cool actually.
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Male 1,793
if don`t shave for 30 years and then you devorce you can just shave and go into hiding cause she would have no idea what you look like after that long...
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Female 2,674
The majority of men look a lot better without facial hair imo.
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Male 1,582
I don`t look good in a beard. The only thing I can rock is a soul patch, and that can easily mistake me for a hipster wannabee poet, a street magician, or an evil genius (which take for granite is pretty cool). I wish I could rock out the friendly mutton chops.
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Male 7,611
I hate having hair on my face [except for eyebrows, i like those]. I miss the days when I only had to shave every couple of weeks instead of every day.
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Male 550
Didn`t clean-shave for 30 years, as my wife threatens to divorce in case i would do so...
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Male 2,737
I have a combination Van Dyke/Klingon. All women want me. It`s like a curse.
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Female 50
I have to be honest - I LOVE beards (or at least some serious stubble) and couple it with long hair...mmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Male 1,586
I held out and found a lady that loves my beard. She told me if I ever shave she`s going to leave me.
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Female 90
i find both clean-shaved and a beard to be very attractive. (:
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Male 10,855
I have full facial hair, I prefer to just keep it trimmed.
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Male 519
I can`t wait to get out of the army so I can grow my beard back.
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Male 25,416
What about Santa.. he has an awesome beard! does that mean he was expressing his power
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Male 490
My beard is epic. It is only trimmed on special occassions. ie...funerals or weddings.

the wife hates it...
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Male 37,865
Or I`m just to lazy to shave for a week or two...
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Male 2,345
what no love for the mustache?

free mustache rides!
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Male 6,737
I`ll stick to my trimmed stubble and sit on the beard-fence so to speak.
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Female 357
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