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Date: 04/04/12 01:01 PM

52 Responses to All You Ever Wanted To Know About Facial Hair [Pic

  1. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:07 pm
    I`ll stick to my trimmed stubble and sit on the beard-fence so to speak.
  2. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:08 pm
    what no love for the mustache?

    free mustache rides!
  3. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32817 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:09 pm
    Or I`m just to lazy to shave for a week or two...
  4. Profile photo of bophus
    bophus Male 30-39
    474 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:11 pm
    My beard is epic. It is only trimmed on special occassions. ie...funerals or weddings.

    the wife hates it...
  5. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:21 pm
    What about Santa.. he has an awesome beard! does that mean he was expressing his power
  6. Profile photo of RuralNinja
    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    I can`t wait to get out of the army so I can grow my beard back.
  7. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:41 pm
    I have full facial hair, I prefer to just keep it trimmed.
  8. Profile photo of tttaylorrr
    tttaylorrr Female 18-29
    90 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    i find both clean-shaved and a beard to be very attractive. (:
  9. Profile photo of honkeylips
    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:43 pm
    I held out and found a lady that loves my beard. She told me if I ever shave she`s going to leave me.
  10. Profile photo of icaruschild
    icaruschild Female 18-29
    50 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 2:09 pm
    I have to be honest - I LOVE beards (or at least some serious stubble) and couple it with long hair...mmmmmmmmmmmm.
  11. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 2:21 pm
    I have a combination Van Dyke/Klingon. All women want me. It`s like a curse.
  12. Profile photo of Ilikelogic
    Ilikelogic Male 40-49
    550 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 2:25 pm
    Didn`t clean-shave for 30 years, as my wife threatens to divorce in case i would do so...
  13. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 2:26 pm
    I hate having hair on my face . I miss the days when I only had to shave every couple of weeks instead of every day.
  14. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 2:31 pm
    I don`t look good in a beard. The only thing I can rock is a soul patch, and that can easily mistake me for a hipster wannabee poet, a street magician, or an evil genius (which take for granite is pretty cool). I wish I could rock out the friendly mutton chops.
  15. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 2:40 pm
    The majority of men look a lot better without facial hair imo.
  16. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 2:53 pm
    if don`t shave for 30 years and then you devorce you can just shave and go into hiding cause she would have no idea what you look like after that long...
  17. Profile photo of CoyoteCrow4
    CoyoteCrow4 Male 18-29
    72 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm
    The only thing I can grow is the Johnny Depp goatee soul patch stache combo. Combine that with long hair and I look like either a Mustekeer or a pirate. Which is pretty cool actually.
  18. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 3:22 pm
    I love beards. Take that, statistics!
  19. Profile photo of Mimbles
    Mimbles Female 18-29
    118 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 3:59 pm
    I love beards.
  20. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 4:26 pm
    Beards are fun to grow... the anticipation, looking at it in the mirror every day, wearing plaid flannel, etc. But then you have to start grooming it. What a pain in the ass! It becomes easier just to shave it off.

    Oh, and the first shave after a beard is so close that I don`t have to shave again for 3 days... nice.
  21. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 4:28 pm
    I will vote for the next candidate for President that wears a beard no matter who he is or what he stands for.
  22. Profile photo of Freyr108
    Freyr108 Male 18-29
    203 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 4:53 pm
    seeing as i don`t grow a bear (i`m asian) does that mean i`m also less likely to go bald?!
  23. Profile photo of ElijaBlack
    ElijaBlack Male 18-29
    275 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 5:32 pm
    i love my beard. i wish i could think of somthing witty to say but i am at a loss i just like my beard
  24. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 5:47 pm
    A well kept facial hair is so sexy.... except mustaches... they say "i like to dittle little doodles." creepy...
  25. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 5:58 pm
    I have a beard.
    I`m also Asexual.
    I grew it for a laugh and decided to keep it.
  26. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 6:46 pm
    I like a little stubble, and on some men more looks pretty sexy, but few can pull it off... That commercial for the styling razor with those three guys always makes me drool...
  27. Profile photo of blobby5
    blobby5 Male 30-39
    144 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 6:49 pm
    I have The Klingon and never knew it.
  28. Profile photo of 2L84ME
    2L84ME Male 18-29
    208 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 7:13 pm
    If I could only grow one.
  29. Profile photo of Lardcarcass
    Lardcarcass Male 40-49
    254 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 8:04 pm
    What`s a beard got to do with Vietnamese beef noodle soup?
  30. Profile photo of mon360
    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 8:32 pm
    I`m pretty sure i can`t grow a beard, but honestly i don`t want one...
  31. Profile photo of mon360
    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 8:33 pm
    @RdDan yes i`m sure you`re asexual...
  32. Profile photo of perviggo
    perviggo Male 18-29
    104 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 8:38 pm
    I shall grow a beard unlike ANYTHING THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!!
  33. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 9:15 pm
    I grew a beard a while back. Took weeks. Months even, to get it to its full glorisome, well-manicured bushiness. Everyone except my wife liked it, so one day on a whim I shaved it off.

    Literally exploded from the bathroom, clean-shaven, with a "TA-DA!", expecting the greatest blowjob of my life.

    She looked at me askance and said "You know what, now that it`s gone, I kinda miss it".

    True Story. I shoulda been a homo. Guys, I understand. Women, not so much.
  34. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 10:07 pm
    I`ve been rockin` a beard since I was 16. This might explain my lack of success with women
  35. Profile photo of a103276
    a103276 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 10:58 pm
    Otto the great wasn`t celtic. If you`re going for bearded german kaisers, go with Frederick Barbarossa. He has the beard right in his name (=redbeard) and according to the legend he still lifes inside a hill where his beard has grown through a marble table.
  36. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 11:27 pm
    I hate beards but a goatee is okay. I like:



    Which is what my hubby has. He likes those huge bushy beards:



    What I say...goes! LOL
  37. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    April 5, 2012 at 12:45 am
    @davymid your story angered my eyes! tell me her name, and she will surely die by my hand (if that`s alright).
  38. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 5, 2012 at 12:51 am
    @lostinkorea

    That first image isn`t a beard... and hardly classifies as a goatee... It`s just one of those douche-tastic Jersey Shore style man-scaped wannabe goatees... If you`re gonna grow facial hair, grow FACIAL HAIR, not chin pubes.
  39. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 5, 2012 at 12:53 am
    @davymid

    Same thing happened to me with my ex-gf.... No lie... She bugged me for a MONTH to shave it, then she spent the next week telling me she wished I still had it. Then when I said I was gonna grow it again, she asked me not to...

    Damn indecisive women...
  40. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    April 5, 2012 at 3:05 am
    I actually love beards, as long as they are clean and trimmed. My husband grows his out from time to time and I find it totally sexy!
  41. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    April 5, 2012 at 5:14 am
    The bottom line is some people wear a beard better than others.
  42. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    April 5, 2012 at 5:35 am
    I have a beard. And i loved this link, thanks for posting haha :-) Guess only 2 % of Forbes list people are badasses...
  43. Profile photo of vonKaiser
    vonKaiser Male 18-29
    108 posts
    April 5, 2012 at 6:13 am
    Sadly the Van Dyke is the only thing I can get away with anymore. Used to have the full beard to distract from the receding hairline but my current job allows only mustaches and beards of the Van Dyke style or clean shaven :(
  44. Profile photo of LilyLily
    LilyLily Female 18-29
    90 posts
    April 5, 2012 at 8:07 am
    "I like a little stubble, and on some men more looks pretty sexy, but few can pull it off..."

    Pretty much this.

    Also in modern society someone having a beard and going on about it makes me laugh, like you need that primitive `masculine security` or something. Come on, we all know that one guy who goes on about how manly his beard makes him.
  45. Profile photo of AbiElectric
    AbiElectric Female 18-29
    171 posts
    April 5, 2012 at 9:37 am
    LOVE beards.
  46. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    April 5, 2012 at 10:20 am
    I prefer a clean shaven man, but stubble can be sexy. :)

    However, unkept beards are disgusting. Trim that poo at the very least.
  47. Profile photo of swoop408
    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    April 5, 2012 at 1:07 pm
    Considering my age and the fact that all I can barely grow is a stubbly pedostache, I will NEVER have a full beard. Excuse me while I go cry.
  48. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 12:14 am
    97% of all trans guys try to grow beards as an ironclad identifier of their new gender. (Okay, I have no idea what percentage, but every time I see a photo of one, he seems to sport facial hair.)
  49. Profile photo of Orpheon
    Orpheon Male 18-29
    70 posts
    April 8, 2012 at 1:11 am
    I keep thinking of growing some facial hair, but all the young guys I can think of who have some are the dirty hipster types. Not the image I wanna go for. Maybe when I get middle-aged or older I`ll go for it.
  50. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    April 8, 2012 at 4:10 pm
    I have a beard.
    I`m also Asexual.
    I grew it for a laugh and decided to keep it.
  51. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    April 8, 2012 at 7:14 pm
    I can`t grow a beard. I don`t have enough follicles on my face.

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