A Son`s Note To His Mom And Her Alarm Clock [Pic]

Submitted by: nerb 5 years ago in Funny

Hey, at least he balanced it out with the last sentence.
There are 37 comments:
Female 235
Obviously they have the kind of relationship that allows them to kid around..it`s funny. Not all moms are straight laced old hags. I`d laugh my butt off if my kids did this to me.
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Female 498
Poetic. I like it.
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Female 836
Hey, at least he has some good, home made banana bread!
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Male 2,737
And the Raven said,"Nevermore",.....
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Male 559
People who are getting their panties all in a bunch over this letter just don`t understand how awesome a relationship between a mother and her son can be. These two people have a great time together.
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Male 571
@darkmagic

First, that handwriting is better than mine. It`s perfectly legible. I don`t see what`s wrong with it.

Second and third, not everybody has a 9-5 situation. I usually wake up well past 10am, but it has nothing to do with laziness. It`s because of the fact that I don`t go to bed till 4-5am most of the time.

So shut it.
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Male 1,569
@mykunter the first 6 are ok, but the last one is torture... Even Ghadafi wouldn`t do that
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Female 592
Frozen marbles
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Male 14,867
Last line about the banana bread and the sign off are priceless
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Male 625
...Atrocious? Seriously? It`s perfectly legible and in identifiable lines! Most adults can`t meet those standards!
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Male 1,625
first off, I hope this oldest son isn`t more than 15 years old, that handwriting is atrocious.

second, I assume he is complaining about weekends, because if he is sleeping in past 10 and living at home, likely older than 18...sad

third, what kind of lazy mom wakes up at 10am?

well, I guess the kind that raises an 18+ with chicken scratch handwriting that sleeps in past 10am daily...
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Male 2,436
OK son, you just earned yourself a week of 5 A.M. wake up calls.

Day 1: Firecrackers in a big metal sauce pot.
Day 2: Boat horn.
Day 3: Fire ants.
Day 4: Five gallon bucket of ice water.
Day 5: Electric guitar turned up to 11.
Day 6: Nothing... I want you to think it`s all over.
Day 7: The fattest, nastiest woman I can find at Wal-mart that is willing to strip down to a thong and cover herself in Crisco and then jump on you for 50 bucks.
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Male 43
I enjoyed the letter, wish I could be so witty when I write
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Female 1,324
I agree there`s better ways to go about this but he is right that it would be nice to simply turn off the daily part, and he said he`d replace it >>
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Male 11
I would love to recieve a letter from either of my boys, hahaha all the lovely things I could come up with.
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Male 876
I liked it. The banana bread compliment at the end was a nice touch.
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Male 2,199
reading this made me feel like i was proof reading some highs school kid`s research paper where he tries too hard to sound intelligent and fails
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Male 1,586
If my kid did this I would set up his entire room on the front lawn. There`s your humor you ungrateful little prick.
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Male 1,678
Do you know what would have taken less time than writing this note? Turning the clock off.
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Male 1,810
Troll mom ftw !!!
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Male 1,582
In before haters.... too late
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Male 3,325
If he had stopped before "No, seriously..." it would have been funny, and if I were the "offending" parent, I would have laughed. But then he stopped going all medieval on her and got snarky.
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Male 25,416
stupid kid.. know you place in the house!
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Male 61
I have a feeling he doesn`t understand that it is intentional.
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Male 1,511

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Female 3,727
@SCfan: BINGO!
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Male 2,881
I have doubts as to the authenticity of this note, but I will say this- had one of our kids left a note such as this one to their mother, she`d likely have taken a switch to them.
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Male 414
10am? Set that poo for 4:30am and run an extension cord under his pillow, I would.
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Male 2,085
Don`t like it? Get your place. In the mean time, if you destroy what is mine, you will find your crap on the front yard. Love, your mom.
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Female 52
Douche-incarnate sleep molester.

Ha!
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Male 7,378
Brilliant.
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Male 1,832
This hippie should get a job and work on his handwriting.
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Female 403
So staged.
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Female 519
Smooth move with the Banana Bread...
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Female 1,566
My mom would kick my ass if I even slightly suggested to her that her alarm clock was waking me up. Instantaneous way to get a rage filled scream fest about how dare I say she gets up too early just to cook and clean up after me blah blah blah.
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Male 6,737
Grammar fails.
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Female 296
Link: A Son`s Note To His Mom And Her Alarm Clock [Pic] [Rate Link] - Hey, at least he balanced it out with the last sentence.
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