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37 Responses to A Son`s Note To His Mom And Her Alarm Clock [Pic]

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    nerb Female 18-29
    296 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 11:32 am
    Link: A Son`s Note To His Mom And Her Alarm Clock - Hey, at least he balanced it out with the last sentence.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    April 3, 2012 at 12:10 pm
    Grammar fails.
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    leesah Female 18-29
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    April 3, 2012 at 12:13 pm
    My mom would kick my ass if I even slightly suggested to her that her alarm clock was waking me up. Instantaneous way to get a rage filled scream fest about how dare I say she gets up too early just to cook and clean up after me blah blah blah.
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    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 12:28 pm
    Smooth move with the Banana Bread...
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    supersassyk8 Female 18-29
    403 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 12:28 pm
    So staged.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
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    April 3, 2012 at 12:32 pm
    This hippie should get a job and work on his handwriting.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    April 3, 2012 at 12:33 pm
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    d_marie Female 18-29
    52 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 12:36 pm
    Douche-incarnate sleep molester.

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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2085 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 1:00 pm
    Don`t like it? Get your place. In the mean time, if you destroy what is mine, you will find your crap on the front yard. Love, your mom.
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    Darkalen Male 40-49
    416 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 1:02 pm
    10am? Set that poo for 4:30am and run an extension cord under his pillow, I would.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2541 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 1:03 pm
    I have doubts as to the authenticity of this note, but I will say this- had one of our kids left a note such as this one to their mother, she`d likely have taken a switch to them.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
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    April 3, 2012 at 1:15 pm
    @SCfan: BINGO!
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
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    April 3, 2012 at 1:25 pm

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    TrustusJones Male 30-39
    61 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 1:34 pm
    I have a feeling he doesn`t understand that it is intentional.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    April 3, 2012 at 1:35 pm
    stupid kid.. know you place in the house!
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3306 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 1:35 pm
    If he had stopped before "No, seriously..." it would have been funny, and if I were the "offending" parent, I would have laughed. But then he stopped going all medieval on her and got snarky.
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    In before haters.... too late
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
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    April 3, 2012 at 2:05 pm
    Troll mom ftw !!!
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    April 3, 2012 at 2:18 pm
    Do you know what would have taken less time than writing this note? Turning the clock off.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
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    April 3, 2012 at 2:37 pm
    If my kid did this I would set up his entire room on the front lawn. There`s your humor you ungrateful little prick.
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2199 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 2:49 pm
    reading this made me feel like i was proof reading some highs school kid`s research paper where he tries too hard to sound intelligent and fails
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    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 3:24 pm
    I liked it. The banana bread compliment at the end was a nice touch.
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    PhaQ Male 30-39
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    April 3, 2012 at 3:55 pm
    I would love to recieve a letter from either of my boys, hahaha all the lovely things I could come up with.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
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    April 3, 2012 at 4:37 pm
    I agree there`s better ways to go about this but he is right that it would be nice to simply turn off the daily part, and he said he`d replace it >>
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    Toomuchcoffe Male 30-39
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    April 3, 2012 at 5:43 pm
    I enjoyed the letter, wish I could be so witty when I write
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    mykunter Male 40-49
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    April 3, 2012 at 5:43 pm
    OK son, you just earned yourself a week of 5 A.M. wake up calls.

    Day 1: Firecrackers in a big metal sauce pot.
    Day 2: Boat horn.
    Day 3: Fire ants.
    Day 4: Five gallon bucket of ice water.
    Day 5: Electric guitar turned up to 11.
    Day 6: Nothing... I want you to think it`s all over.
    Day 7: The fattest, nastiest woman I can find at Wal-mart that is willing to strip down to a thong and cover herself in Crisco and then jump on you for 50 bucks.
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
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    April 3, 2012 at 6:37 pm
    first off, I hope this oldest son isn`t more than 15 years old, that handwriting is atrocious.

    second, I assume he is complaining about weekends, because if he is sleeping in past 10 and living at home, likely older than 18...sad

    third, what kind of lazy mom wakes up at 10am?

    well, I guess the kind that raises an 18+ with chicken scratch handwriting that sleeps in past 10am daily...
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    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    625 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 7:02 pm
    ...Atrocious? Seriously? It`s perfectly legible and in identifiable lines! Most adults can`t meet those standards!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    April 3, 2012 at 7:22 pm
    Last line about the banana bread and the sign off are priceless
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    geckohead Female 50-59
    591 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 8:49 pm
    Frozen marbles
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1569 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 11:02 pm
    @mykunter the first 6 are ok, but the last one is torture... Even Ghadafi wouldn`t do that
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    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 12:44 am

    First, that handwriting is better than mine. It`s perfectly legible. I don`t see what`s wrong with it.

    Second and third, not everybody has a 9-5 situation. I usually wake up well past 10am, but it has nothing to do with laziness. It`s because of the fact that I don`t go to bed till 4-5am most of the time.

    So shut it.
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:18 am
    People who are getting their panties all in a bunch over this letter just don`t understand how awesome a relationship between a mother and her son can be. These two people have a great time together.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
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    April 4, 2012 at 1:46 am
    And the Raven said,"Nevermore",.....
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
    832 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 3:35 am
    Hey, at least he has some good, home made banana bread!
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    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 11:19 am
    Poetic. I like it.
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    x13purplesta Female 30-39
    235 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 8:55 pm
    Obviously they have the kind of relationship that allows them to kid`s funny. Not all moms are straight laced old hags. I`d laugh my butt off if my kids did this to me.

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