The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 41    Average: 3.5/5]
33 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 19565
Rating: 3.5
Category: Misc
Date: 04/28/12 03:14 PM

33 Responses to 98% Jesus [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 11:54 am
    Link: 98% Jesus - Perfectly logical comparison...
  2. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5413 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 3:42 pm
    So true!
  3. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 3:43 pm
    Does that make the rest of us the 2%?
  4. Profile photo of swoop408
    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 3:48 pm
    Pedos love kids. They are 50% Jesus.
  5. Profile photo of tsheriff
    tsheriff Male 18-29
    256 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 4:14 pm
    he just replaced the word people with cucumbers so he can be a higher percent jesus. this is old
  6. Profile photo of mon360
    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 4:17 pm
    this is too overused!
  7. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10779 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 4:19 pm
    Sweeping Generalization
  8. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 4:45 pm
    i can walk on ice
  9. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17512 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 5:42 pm
    I can walk on an air mattress that is 99% air, does that mean I can 99% fly ?

    Fail.
  10. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 5:44 pm
    @BlankTom The refrigerated resurrection.
  11. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 5:59 pm
    Flawless logic.
  12. Profile photo of tyger9575
    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 6:10 pm
    98% Jesus and 2% fracking moron!
  13. Profile photo of nobody404
    nobody404 Male 13-17
    245 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 6:40 pm
    @CrakrJak

    Yes
  14. Profile photo of Whitemn
    Whitemn Male 18-29
    155 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 6:50 pm
    I can walk on Ice, which is 100% water, am I Jesus???
  15. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 6:59 pm
    In this comment thread: butthurt people who can`t take a joke.
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    98% Jesus? .... dumb
  17. Profile photo of PinkRhoid
    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 8:03 pm
    2 more percent and we can be rid of this idiot!
  18. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 8:51 pm
    Wasn`t funny. Sorry.
  19. Profile photo of Zach82
    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 9:04 pm
    That`s actually a common logical fallacy called "Affirming the consequent."
  20. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 9:12 pm
    my cat eats cat food. i eat cat food. therefore, i am a cat.
  21. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    34188 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 9:19 pm
    @FakeBacon: You are MY kind of people!@!!!!
  22. Profile photo of ChiefRocka
    ChiefRocka Male 18-29
    65 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 9:46 pm
    i can make up a fairytale too
  23. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 10:19 pm
    also, i don`t think a cucumber could support the weight of someone walking on it - you know, becuase it`s made up of mostly water.
  24. Profile photo of jteachey1
    jteachey1 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 11:23 pm
    aaannnnnddddd the right wingers get mad
  25. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 29, 2012 at 12:05 am
    I think if you taped a few cucumbers together, you could make a sort of shoe out of them, and walk on them, so 98% jesus!
  26. Profile photo of valtes
    valtes Male 30-39
    35 posts
    April 29, 2012 at 4:36 am
    Actually you would only be 95% Jesus seeing as a cucumber is 95% water not 98%
  27. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5874 posts
    April 29, 2012 at 5:36 am
    I am 72% water, 0% cucumber
  28. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    April 29, 2012 at 5:51 am

    There are better things to do with cucumbers than stepping on them.
  29. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1249 posts
    April 29, 2012 at 9:51 am
    I am %100 Jesus
  30. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 29, 2012 at 11:44 am
    I can walk on Ice, which is 100% water, am I Jesus???
    Yes, of course.
  31. Profile photo of number696969
    number696969 Male 30-39
    258 posts
    April 29, 2012 at 1:28 pm
    @gerry stick them on your eyelids? oh, wait.....
  32. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    April 29, 2012 at 4:41 pm
    Syllogisms are ridiculous -.-
  33. Profile photo of Noxious
    Noxious Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 30, 2012 at 6:40 am
    i can walk on your mother`s period.

Leave a Reply