98% Jesus [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Misc

Perfectly logical comparison...
There are 33 comments:
Male 1
i can walk on your mother`s period.
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Male 772
Syllogisms are ridiculous -.-
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Male 258
@gerry stick them on your eyelids? oh, wait.....
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Male 10,440
[quote] I can walk on Ice, which is 100% water, am I Jesus???[/quote]
Yes, of course.
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Male 1,249
I am %100 Jesus
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Male 38,044

There are better things to do with cucumbers than stepping on them.
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Male 5,874
I am 72% water, 0% cucumber
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Male 35
Actually you would only be 95% Jesus seeing as a cucumber is 95% water not 98%
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Female 4,355
I think if you taped a few cucumbers together, you could make a sort of shoe out of them, and walk on them, so 98% jesus!
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Male 122
aaannnnnddddd the right wingers get mad
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Male 1,674
also, i don`t think a cucumber could support the weight of someone walking on it - you know, becuase it`s made up of mostly water.
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Male 65
i can make up a fairytale too
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Male 37,041
@FakeBacon: You are MY kind of people!@!!!!
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Male 586
my cat eats cat food. i eat cat food. therefore, i am a cat.
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Male 319
That`s actually a common logical fallacy called "Affirming the consequent."
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Male 3,894
Wasn`t funny. Sorry.
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Male 1,239
2 more percent and we can be rid of this idiot!
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Male 38,044

98% Jesus? .... dumb
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Male 787
In this comment thread: butthurt people who can`t take a joke.
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Male 155
I can walk on Ice, which is 100% water, am I Jesus???
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Male 245
@CrakrJak

Yes
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Male 297
98% Jesus and 2% fracking moron!
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Male 1,045
Flawless logic.
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Male 496
@BlankTom The refrigerated resurrection.
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Male 17,512
I can walk on an air mattress that is 99% air, does that mean I can 99% fly ?

Fail.
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Male 1,674
i can walk on ice
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Male 10,853
Sweeping Generalization
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Male 735
this is too overused!
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Male 256
he just replaced the word people with cucumbers so he can be a higher percent jesus. this is old
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Male 1,754
Pedos love kids. They are 50% Jesus.
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Male 1,205
Does that make the rest of us the 2%?
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Male 5,413
So true!
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Female 8,044
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