Your Toilet Is Really A Mysterious Portal [Pic]

Submitted by: i_rule_you 5 years ago in Funny

If you think of it that way, it makes pooping way more interesting.
There are 12 comments:
Female 2,525
I need this at work.
0
Reply
Male 1,292
Okay so we give natives their own land, black people have black college funds, women have the right to vote, and drive.

It`s all about affirmative action, but I ask you, men have had to put the toilet seat down according to society`s unjust standards for decades, where is the equality now?

Women have to wipe their vag out after they piss anyway, but all a man has to do is unzip, let it hang there and maybe throw in a bit of bodily rotation for better aim (results may vary), jiggle a bit and zip it up, no contact necessary, thus no need to wash. Women have to wash anyways, should they not take the entire 3 seconds to adjust the lid for those who have adjusted the lid for so long. It`s time for change. It`s time for revolution. It`s time for freedom.

Just sayin`.
0
Reply
Male 621
As a terminally clumsy person, I always close the lid to keep from accidentally dropping or knocking things into the toilet.

I repeatedly had to remind my last girlfriend to put the lid down when she was done.

So, it`s not just a guy thing, girls.
0
Reply
Male 382
If I have to raise it to have a piss, then you can damn well put it down to do the same.
0
Reply
Male 11
Guys don`t forget to put the seat down. If you don`t, then your mom or girlfriend will get stuck in it. And her organs will go through her and kill her. And it will be all your fault because you didn`t listen to her for the one thousandth time.
0
Reply
Male 1,586
No I put the seat down before I flush. I don`t need all of those poop particles flying all over me.
0
Reply
Male 594
"Its best left in the up position at all times. In fact it should be raised to the up position after your done sitting on it."

I`ve been preaching this for years!
0
Reply
Male 2,988
Lower the seat when you are done? Um no thank you. Its best left in the up position at all times. In fact it should be raised to the up position after your done sitting on it.
0
Reply
Male 25,416
win
0
Reply
Male 514
What if this "magic" chair makes my poops levitate?
0
Reply
Male 10,440
I`d rather not rely on magic to take my poop away. Magic is unpredictable.
0
Reply
Female 358
Link: Your Toilet Is Really A Mysterious Portal [Pic] [Rate Link] - If you think of it that way, it makes pooping way more interesting.
0
Reply