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Date: 03/21/12 09:18 AM

12 Responses to Your Toilet Is Really A Mysterious Portal [Pic]

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    i_rule_you Female 13-17
    358 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 9:22 am
    Link: Your Toilet Is Really A Mysterious Portal - If you think of it that way, it makes pooping way more interesting.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 9:37 am
    I`d rather not rely on magic to take my poop away. Magic is unpredictable.
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    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 10:36 am
    What if this "magic" chair makes my poops levitate?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 12:00 pm
    win
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 12:50 pm
    Lower the seat when you are done? Um no thank you. Its best left in the up position at all times. In fact it should be raised to the up position after your done sitting on it.
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    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 1:41 pm
    "Its best left in the up position at all times. In fact it should be raised to the up position after your done sitting on it."

    I`ve been preaching this for years!
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 2:06 pm
    No I put the seat down before I flush. I don`t need all of those poop particles flying all over me.
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    doubledare10 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 3:45 pm
    Guys don`t forget to put the seat down. If you don`t, then your mom or girlfriend will get stuck in it. And her organs will go through her and kill her. And it will be all your fault because you didn`t listen to her for the one thousandth time.
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    talon0325 Male 40-49
    382 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    If I have to raise it to have a piss, then you can damn well put it down to do the same.
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    HiEv Male 40-49
    621 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 1:41 am
    As a terminally clumsy person, I always close the lid to keep from accidentally dropping or knocking things into the toilet.

    I repeatedly had to remind my last girlfriend to put the lid down when she was done.

    So, it`s not just a guy thing, girls.
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 6:23 am
    Okay so we give natives their own land, black people have black college funds, women have the right to vote, and drive.

    It`s all about affirmative action, but I ask you, men have had to put the toilet seat down according to society`s unjust standards for decades, where is the equality now?

    Women have to wipe their vag out after they piss anyway, but all a man has to do is unzip, let it hang there and maybe throw in a bit of bodily rotation for better aim (results may vary), jiggle a bit and zip it up, no contact necessary, thus no need to wash. Women have to wash anyways, should they not take the entire 3 seconds to adjust the lid for those who have adjusted the lid for so long. It`s time for change. It`s time for revolution. It`s time for freedom.

    Just sayin`.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 6:42 am
    I need this at work.

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