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Date: 03/29/12 02:02 PM

16 Responses to You Don`t Need A Fortune Cookie For Advice [Pic]

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    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 1:38 pm
    Link: You Don`t Need A Fortune Cookie For Advice - I believe these words are credited to Confucius.
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    smaus Male 30-39
    715 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 2:10 pm
    graffiti is gay when sprayed in that way
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    KungFuGuy Male 18-29
    182 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 2:22 pm
    Hmm I see the advice in this, do not become a hooker since you will be paying back all the money from the drug habit that you have developed.
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 2:28 pm
    They still missed an apostrophe despite getting `you`re` right :(
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 2:31 pm
    All you need is to smoke some weed.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33110 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 3:06 pm
    Grafitti is fine if you make it rhyme
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 3:30 pm
    The day always feels longer with a perpetual wedgie.
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    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 4:47 pm
    @mal

    Look again bro
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 5:58 pm
    I have found that some days it is the pizza that delivers me.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 6:04 pm
    Work is hard in a leotard.

    Building work`s a pain when you`re out in the rain.


    Writing graffitti is hard because nothing rhymes with `graffitti`.
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    Kleion Female 18-29
    87 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 8:13 pm
    @Angilion
    Here on my graffiti, I draw breasts so meaty! :D I`d draw more graffiti, but I signed a treaty! Hey, someone call Petey, he drew more graffiti! None of them particularly GOOD rhymes, but it`s totes possible, brah.
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 3:20 am
    Nnnnnope. I agree with mal_BB.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 4:50 am
    N-Word, Please!
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 7:25 am
    High-five for correct "you`re".
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 12:34 pm
    true
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    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    Where do fortune cookies come into this?

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