Worst Sex Advice Column Ever! [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Funny

Don"t expect any of your problems to be solved with these answers--actually, expect to have a few new ones pop up.
There are 19 comments:
Male 5,413
Send me the link! XD
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Male 294
Well, I guess my feelings on the subject would strongly depend on how much I liked the video. At least if she`s gonna make some porn, it might as well be good porn. Plus, then I could watch the video and reenact it afterwards...and I`d be banging the star of an adult video. That would be kind of awesome.

I suppose it would also depend on whether or not she looks like she liked it in the video, cause everyone knows it doesn`t count as doing anything wrong if they don`t enjoy it. That`s how it works, right?

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Female 87
Quite frankly, I don`t see the big deal if she`s done porn, especially if you watch porn, yourself. Then again, I`m not the most spiritually enlightened of folks. *noms on human flesh*
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Male 25,416
Well thats 1 perspective...
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Male 2,389
come on.. who hasn`t done internet porn for money these days right? am I right?
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Male 1,449
After I had broken up with an ex-girlfriend I discovered she had made a few of these, it only made me want her back!
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Male 2,579
*sigh*... just do what I do and give up.
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Male 1,625
we have yesterday`s question and tomorrow`s question, but what about today?
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Male 15,510
How are the kids doing?
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Male 12,365
Tight leather pants are the essential ingredient. Also, silly amounts of blue eyeliner for her. And high heel shoes.

Does anyone deliberately have sex with high heel shoes still on, indoors? It`s always struck me as the strangest theme in porn.
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Male 423
Johns advice is fairly sound if you ask me.
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Female 138
bwahaha this is from an aussie paper called the Mx (free train paper)there is always hilarious stuff in it!
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Female 2,525
I like John`s answer.
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Male 40,756
"Ask her to make another porno in your bedroom" - For old time`s sake

That answer wins, because of the name, eh?
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Female 2,602
Ah, I get it: just noticed the "tomorrow`s question" section at the bottom.
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Female 2,602
Seemed like pretty good advice to me. I`m just wondering how you can have a Facebook-stylee response thread like this in an old-fashioned printed newspaper?: did those responding have a premonition about what problem might get printed, or something?
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Male 1,754
I want to see the link as well.
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Female 1,893
this is great advice lol
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Male 1,620
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