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Date: 03/27/12 02:02 PM

27 Responses to Welcome To The Friend Zone, Pal [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of 3MM@
    3MM@ Female 13-17
    256 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 1:38 pm
    Link: Welcome To The Friend Zone, Pal - Population: You.
  2. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33155 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 2:20 pm
    Difficult to say if she`s pretty, looks OK in a blurry way...

    Viking women would tie `her ribbon` in a man`s hair as a sign they were married. After he built her a house of course...
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    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 2:21 pm
    lame
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3909 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 2:22 pm
    He`s wearing a "Hollister" shirt & braiding her hair, that`s not friend-zone material, he`s probably her gay friend...
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 2:28 pm
    Better be his sister. otherwise this is sad
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    jalmstead Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 27, 2012 at 2:45 pm
    Ummm... he is obviously gay.
  7. Profile photo of KungFuGuy
    KungFuGuy Male 18-29
    182 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 2:56 pm
    Own`d
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 3:14 pm
    He could be her whipped boyfriend.
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 3:31 pm
    Young men are too effeminate. They worry too much about getting pussy and having girlfriends and being sensitive. Screw women. They`re really not worth it. Learn it the hard way. They`re only for drating, and most of them aren`t even any good at that.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 3:37 pm
    He`s making reins.
  11. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 4:05 pm
    They worry too much about getting pussy and having girlfriends and being sensitive. Screw women.

    Yep, that`s exactly the idea!
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 4:08 pm
    Mcboozerilla, who let you out of your cage? C`mon, let`s get you home--If you`re good enough, there`s a nice half-gal of gutter-booze waiting for you.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 4:14 pm
    You expect me to believe he`s straight?
  14. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 4:15 pm
    Maybe he likes plaiting her hair. Maybe he wants to be her friend rather than her boyfriend. Maybe he`s her boyfriend and they both like it. Grooming can be an intimacy. It`s not just for monkeys. Maybe she`s dressing up as some character with plaited hair and it just happens that he can plait hair and she can`t (or can`t plait her own, or he`s better at it).

    No way of telling just from this.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 4:17 pm
    Young men are too effeminate. They worry too much about getting pussy and having girlfriends

    That`s the first time I`ve seen "getting pussy and having girlfriends" described as "too effeminate". I`ve seen some dumb poo on the net, but that takes the biscuit.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 4:20 pm
    Viking women would tie `her ribbon` in a man`s hair as a sign they were married.

    Interesting custom. Do you know if it`s related to the medieval English (and elsewhere?) custom of a noblewoman showing her favour of a nobleman at a tourney by giving him her ribbon or handkerchief to tie to his lance?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36875 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    What are gay friends for?
  18. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 5:25 pm
    Or the pussy-whipped zone.
  19. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 5:51 pm
    No straight guy is able to do that
  20. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33155 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 8:32 pm
    vv Could be @Angilion, since the Vikings made a BIG impression on Europe, eh? From Moscow to Newfoundland!

    A Viking girl would have to weave her own ribbons to tie her hair. Thus each girl had a different pattern (like the Scottish Tartans) that everyone recognized.
    When a Viking boy was not married, he had to shave his whiskers and keep his hair short.
    When a Viking boy liked a Viking girl, he got his pals together and they all built a house!
    Then he`d invite his friends and family, her friends and family and generally everyone for miles around to PARTY!
    After going from sunrise to sunset, IF the girls` family liked the boy, they`d clear ALL the partiers out to leave the two lovebirds alone.
    Then the girl would tie a length of ribbon in the boy`s hair. "Tie the knot" as it were.
    After that, the boy was a MAN! He could grow a beard (if he liked) and never cut his hair. It was the wife`s `duty` to braid it.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33155 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 8:37 pm
    We have a LOT of Icelandic people living in Manitoba! lolz!

    Anyhow, it`s the sweetest courtship ritual I have ever come across!
    Of course the two families `decided` well in advance if the match was OK, eh?

    Hey son, what do you think of Elvita over there?
    Um, she`s nice?
    Perhaps you should build a house *nudge nudge!*

    lolz!

    And what says "I love you" more than building a girl a house? eh? Diamonds? pfft!
  22. Profile photo of Cherrybawls
    Cherrybawls Male 18-29
    167 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 10:13 pm
    I`ve braided my girlfriend`s hair. I did a damn awful job though lol, she`ll never ask me to do that again
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 12:21 am
    Sucks to be you.
  24. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 6:47 am
    I dunno, I think it`s sweet when my boyfriend does my hair. Of course he`s usually helping me shave my head rather than braiding it.
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    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 2:11 pm
    Zombunny, nobody cares.
  26. Profile photo of imnakdjumpme
    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 10:40 am
    Zombunny, i would love to help you shave your head. I find it sexy as hell
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 31, 2012 at 2:55 pm
    owned indeed

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