Welcome To The Friend Zone, Pal [Pic]

Submitted by: 3MM@ 4 years ago Funny

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There are 27 comments:
Male 25,416
owned indeed
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Male 598
Zombunny, i would love to help you shave your head. I find it sexy as hell
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Male 658
Zombunny, nobody cares.
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Female 2,525
I dunno, I think it`s sweet when my boyfriend does my hair. Of course he`s usually helping me shave my head rather than braiding it.
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Male 6,737
Sucks to be you.
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Male 167
I`ve braided my girlfriend`s hair. I did a damn awful job though lol, she`ll never ask me to do that again
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Male 36,417
We have a LOT of Icelandic people living in Manitoba! lolz!

Anyhow, it`s the sweetest courtship ritual I have ever come across!
Of course the two families `decided` well in advance if the match was OK, eh?

Hey son, what do you think of Elvita over there?
Um, she`s nice?
Perhaps you should build a house *nudge nudge!*

lolz!

And what says "I love you" more than building a girl a house? eh? Diamonds? pfft!
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Male 36,417
vv Could be @Angilion, since the Vikings made a BIG impression on Europe, eh? From Moscow to Newfoundland!

A Viking girl would have to weave her own ribbons to tie her hair. Thus each girl had a different pattern (like the Scottish Tartans) that everyone recognized.
When a Viking boy was not married, he had to shave his whiskers and keep his hair short.
When a Viking boy liked a Viking girl, he got his pals together and they all built a house!
Then he`d invite his friends and family, her friends and family and generally everyone for miles around to PARTY!
After going from sunrise to sunset, IF the girls` family liked the boy, they`d clear ALL the partiers out to leave the two lovebirds alone.
Then the girl would tie a length of ribbon in the boy`s hair. "Tie the knot" as it were.
After that, the boy was a MAN! He could grow a beard (if he liked) and never cut his hair. It was the wife`s `duty` to braid it.
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Male 15,510
No straight guy is able to do that
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Male 934
Or the pussy-whipped zone.
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Male 37,888

What are gay friends for?
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Male 12,365
[quote]Viking women would tie `her ribbon` in a man`s hair as a sign they were married.[/quote]

Interesting custom. Do you know if it`s related to the medieval English (and elsewhere?) custom of a noblewoman showing her favour of a nobleman at a tourney by giving him her ribbon or handkerchief to tie to his lance?
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Male 12,365
[quote]Young men are too effeminate. They worry too much about getting pussy and having girlfriends [..] [/quote]

That`s the first time I`ve seen "getting pussy and having girlfriends" described as "too effeminate". I`ve seen some dumb poo on the net, but that takes the biscuit.
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Male 12,365
Maybe he likes plaiting her hair. Maybe he wants to be her friend rather than her boyfriend. Maybe he`s her boyfriend and they both like it. Grooming can be an intimacy. It`s not just for monkeys. Maybe she`s dressing up as some character with plaited hair and it just happens that he can plait hair and she can`t (or can`t plait her own, or he`s better at it).

No way of telling just from this.
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Male 2,841
You expect me to believe he`s straight?
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Male 3,894
Mcboozerilla, who let you out of your cage? C`mon, let`s get you home--If you`re good enough, there`s a nice half-gal of gutter-booze waiting for you.
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Male 3,842
[quote]They worry too much about getting pussy and having girlfriends and being sensitive. Screw women.[/quote]

Yep, that`s exactly the idea!
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Male 2,436
He`s making reins.
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Male 646
Young men are too effeminate. They worry too much about getting pussy and having girlfriends and being sensitive. Screw women. They`re really not worth it. Learn it the hard way. They`re only for drating, and most of them aren`t even any good at that.
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Female 1,566
He could be her whipped boyfriend.
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Male 182
Own`d
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Male 1
Ummm... he is obviously gay.
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Male 1,048
Better be his sister. otherwise this is sad
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Male 3,909
He`s wearing a "Hollister" shirt & braiding her hair, that`s not friend-zone material, he`s probably her gay friend...
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Male 1,249
lame
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Male 36,417
Difficult to say if she`s pretty, looks OK in a blurry way...

Viking women would tie `her ribbon` in a man`s hair as a sign they were married. After he built her a house of course...
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Female 256
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