Total Bullsh*t Break-Up Lines [Pic]

Submitted by: someone? 5 years ago in Funny

When your significant other breaks up with you (let"s face it--it"s gonna happen) look to this list for a translation.
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Female 14
Nobody uses `it`s not you, it`s me` anymore because everyone knows what it really means!
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Male 678
DeutschDude9, I INVENTED "it`s not you, it`s me". Nobody tells me it`s them, not me, if it`s anybody, it`s me!
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Male 472
Where`s "It`s not you, it`s me!"
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Male 15,186
*yawn*
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Male 5,094
My old GF told it to me straight: "You`ve become boring".
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Male 79
skytz1337 you said it perfectly
that`s the ultimate win win situation
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Male 687
these are sooooo lame
i always use the Seinfeld technique ...you know the one...i ask her to have a threesome..its a win-win situation...either we break up..or have we have a threesome
so far no luck...but someday...
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Male 411
it usually takes them 3 dates to realize its over..by that time I have gave her a sanchez and am well on my way to doing the same to one of her friends..
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Male 6,737
Meh. Some of these are just silly.
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Female 1,356
This thing reeks of pessimism.
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Male 1,059
How about, "You told Nancy Pelosi you wanted the government to pay for your birth control. I don`t date prostitutes."
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Female 737
I broke up with my ex by saying "I`m done with this relationship, but if you want to have sex right now, I`m cool with that." We`re on great terms.
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Male 934
I`ve been honest about my breakups. I tell them that the problems we`ve discussed in the past haven`t been solved, and at this point, I just don`t want to deal with them anymore.
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Male 25,417
Some are so harsh... personally im leaving you and just walk out is the best thing. Like a boss
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Male 15,186
"You gotta admit, she`s a pretty young thing" = "You`re no longer a pretty young thing"

"OK, if you insist on asking, she`s an older woman" = "You haven`t been passed over for a younger woman; you`ve been passed over for a better woman"
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Female 2,674
What about: You`re a crazy f*cking bitch and you make me miserable.

I`ve used that one. A few times.
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Male 3,745
"It`s over." = "It`s over."

problem solved.
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Female 1,441
How about the last thing my previous ex ever said to me was "We`ll always have Paris right?". In a break up EMAIL.
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Male 48
it`s not you, it`s me= it`s you
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Female 472
@darkmagic14n: I completely agree. I once told a guy that we were in different places, and we were. He didn`t ever want to get married again and I wanted to eventually get married. It wasn`t as malicious as this list makes it out to be and we still talk from time to time.
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Female 2,525
Do people say these things? My breakup line is "I think we should break up".
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Male 15,510
I just found other = I just found other
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Male 10,440
that last one seems like a 180o lie. I`m so madly in love with you that we need to break up.
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Male 96
"Stay away from me!" = Rape time.
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Male 1,625
"different points" doesn`t ALWAYS mean they feel superior, sometimes its the person who just wants to party who breaks up with the person who wants to settle down, "we just want different things."
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Male 2,700
Hey I think I heard all of these lines just before I turned into the bitter being that types here today....
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Male 39,576

"I love you but I`m not IN love with you" means "The sex is boring."
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Male 39,576

"It isn`t you, it`s Me" means "It`s you".

"My life is really complicated right now" means you aren`t a complication I want.

"We can still be friends" means "Don`t ever call me."

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Male 506
"I love you, but I`m not IN love with you." means "I`m only interested in the first couple of months of a relationship."
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Male 1,371
Link: Total Bullsh*t Break-Up Lines [Pic] [Rate Link] - When your significant other breaks up with you (let`s face it--it`s gonna happen) look to this list for a translation.
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