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Date: 03/01/12 04:05 PM

30 Responses to Total Bullsh*t Break-Up Lines [Pic]

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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 4:06 pm
    Link: Total Bullsh*t Break-Up Lines - When your significant other breaks up with you (let`s face it--it`s gonna happen) look to this list for a translation.
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    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 4:30 pm
    "I love you, but I`m not IN love with you." means "I`m only interested in the first couple of months of a relationship."
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    "It isn`t you, it`s Me" means "It`s you".

    "My life is really complicated right now" means you aren`t a complication I want.

    "We can still be friends" means "Don`t ever call me."

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    "I love you but I`m not IN love with you" means "The sex is boring."
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 5:33 pm
    Hey I think I heard all of these lines just before I turned into the bitter being that types here today....
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 5:54 pm
    "different points" doesn`t ALWAYS mean they feel superior, sometimes its the person who just wants to party who breaks up with the person who wants to settle down, "we just want different things."
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    Colors Male 18-29
    96 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 5:58 pm
    "Stay away from me!" = Rape time.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 6:09 pm
    that last one seems like a 180o lie. I`m so madly in love with you that we need to break up.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 6:16 pm
    I just found other = I just found other
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 6:56 pm
    Do people say these things? My breakup line is "I think we should break up".
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    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 6:57 pm
    @darkmagic14n: I completely agree. I once told a guy that we were in different places, and we were. He didn`t ever want to get married again and I wanted to eventually get married. It wasn`t as malicious as this list makes it out to be and we still talk from time to time.
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    xmas_baby Male 30-39
    48 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 7:00 pm
    it`s not you, it`s me= it`s you
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    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 7:21 pm
    How about the last thing my previous ex ever said to me was "We`ll always have Paris right?". In a break up EMAIL.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 7:41 pm
    "It`s over." = "It`s over."

    problem solved.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 8:11 pm
    What about: You`re a crazy f*cking bitch and you make me miserable.

    I`ve used that one. A few times.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 8:14 pm
    "You gotta admit, she`s a pretty young thing" = "You`re no longer a pretty young thing"

    "OK, if you insist on asking, she`s an older woman" = "You haven`t been passed over for a younger woman; you`ve been passed over for a better woman"
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 8:22 pm
    Some are so harsh... personally im leaving you and just walk out is the best thing. Like a boss
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 8:41 pm
    I`ve been honest about my breakups. I tell them that the problems we`ve discussed in the past haven`t been solved, and at this point, I just don`t want to deal with them anymore.
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    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 9:08 pm
    I broke up with my ex by saying "I`m done with this relationship, but if you want to have sex right now, I`m cool with that." We`re on great terms.
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 9:31 pm
    How about, "You told Nancy Pelosi you wanted the government to pay for your birth control. I don`t date prostitutes."
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 10:03 pm
    This thing reeks of pessimism.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 11:57 pm
    Meh. Some of these are just silly.
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    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 12:06 am
    it usually takes them 3 dates to realize its over..by that time I have gave her a sanchez and am well on my way to doing the same to one of her friends..
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 1:01 am
    these are sooooo lame
    i always use the Seinfeld technique ...you know the one...i ask her to have a threesome..its a win-win situation...either we break up..or have we have a threesome
    so far no luck...but someday...
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    TuggSpeedman Male 18-29
    79 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 2:07 am
    skytz1337 you said it perfectly
    that`s the ultimate win win situation
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 3:00 am
    My old GF told it to me straight: "You`ve become boring".
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 6:28 am
    *yawn*
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    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 7:24 am
    Where`s "It`s not you, it`s me!"
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    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 11:02 pm
    DeutschDude9, I INVENTED "it`s not you, it`s me". Nobody tells me it`s them, not me, if it`s anybody, it`s me!
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    jerboa Female 18-29
    14 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 11:20 am
    Nobody uses `it`s not you, it`s me` anymore because everyone knows what it really means!

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