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Date: 03/20/12 11:00 AM

29 Responses to Together Forever… Alone [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 10:48 am
    Link: Together Forever... Alone - Good News: You finally got married. Bad News: You really didn`t get married.
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    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 11:05 am
    This`ll be me in 10 years...
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 11:05 am
    See! We warned you that once you open up marriage for gays, people would start marrying their pets.
    Shes going to hell twice. Once for marrying the pet and once for the pussy on pussy action
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 11:08 am
    It`s sh*t like this that gives me a goddam seizure. Frankly, I`d wrap them both in a burlap sack along with a few stones and a candy bar (just to fu*k with them) and toss them into a goddam river.

    Cats = Suck
  5. Profile photo of Doiknowyou
    Doiknowyou Male 30-39
    988 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 11:21 am
    Don`t be mean, it`s the only way for her to get some tail! badum-dum-pshhh
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    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 11:21 am
    fancycat
  7. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 11:27 am
    Cat looks very dapper.
  8. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 11:33 am
    @ pmarren:

    over-react much?
  9. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 11:33 am
    ..speak now or forever hold your peace


  10. Profile photo of Grumpah
    Grumpah Male 50-59
    26 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 11:35 am
    I wish MY wife looked like that. My wife wishes I was as handsome as the cat.
  11. Profile photo of fancythat
    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 11:45 am
    I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now lick your own balls....
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 11:47 am
    KITTY!
    I approve of this posting.
  13. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 11:58 am
    PsychGeek, I wouldn`t call it over-reacting sweetie... I just have a "thing" for cats, that`s all.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm
    PsychGeek: I`m guessing here, but for this level of cat hatred, on pmarren`s part, some deep level of trauma is usually involved in childhood.

    I could be wrong, but he should seek some help with his Ailurophobia.
  15. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 12:20 pm
    That kitty cat is sooo cute! <3
  16. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 12:35 pm
    "PsychGeek, I wouldn`t call it over-reacting sweetie... I just have a "thing" for cats, that`s all."

    Hatred based on a traumatic event?
  17. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 1:00 pm
    CrakrJak, cool beans man. I learned a new word.

    Ailurophobia, ailurophobia, ailurophobia... I have to remember that. Though I may add that I don`t really fear cats all that much... I hate them.
  18. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 1:03 pm
    Is this 5 cats?
  19. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 1:20 pm
    cats are stupid, and people who love cats are stupider.
  20. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 5:13 pm
    Suddenly want to dress my cat in a tuxedo ^-^ I don`t think he`d be too happy with me though.
  21. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 6:24 pm
    Ladies, please never be that woman
  22. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 6:58 pm
    Someones getting some pussay tonight ;)
  23. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 8:05 pm
    Betting the honeymoon starts out like this...

  24. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 10:38 pm
    handsome cat.
  25. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 1:00 am
    That`s hot
  26. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 1:42 am
    thats as cute as hell
  27. Profile photo of Penguinato23
    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 12:11 pm
    Guys, we`re opening up some doors here that should really be left closed. If we don`t put our foot down against these sorts of cat-human marriages right now, next thing you know crazy cat ladies all over are going to be doing it, then they`ll be adopting children and what are their children going to tell the other kids at school? Are the kids going to start having feelings for cats?

    If we allow this to occur we`ll only be legitimizing their hedonistic lifestyle. They`ll be in our parks and at school events all over each other. They`ll be in our bathrooms mainlining catnip and spreading disease. And what happens when cat-lovers start going after our kittens? What then?

    No, we can`t let this happen. Cat-loving has no place in moral society.

    (Did ya see what I did thar?)
  28. Profile photo of Shillier
    Shillier Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 11:49 pm
    i would eat that pussy
  29. Profile photo of Zeegrr60
    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 1:11 am
    I may have dated her...

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