Together Forever... Alone [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Funny

Good News: You finally got married. Bad News: You really didn"t get married.
There are 29 comments:
Male 2,178
I may have dated her...
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Male 260
i would eat that pussy
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Male 294
Guys, we`re opening up some doors here that should really be left closed. If we don`t put our foot down against these sorts of cat-human marriages right now, next thing you know crazy cat ladies all over are going to be doing it, then they`ll be adopting children and what are their children going to tell the other kids at school? Are the kids going to start having feelings for cats?

If we allow this to occur we`ll only be legitimizing their hedonistic lifestyle. They`ll be in our parks and at school events all over each other. They`ll be in our bathrooms mainlining catnip and spreading disease. And what happens when cat-lovers start going after our kittens? What then?

No, we can`t let this happen. Cat-loving has no place in moral society.

(Did ya see what I did thar?)
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Male 402
thats as cute as hell
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Male 4,902
That`s hot
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Female 1,356
handsome cat.
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Male 2,424
Betting the honeymoon starts out like this...

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Male 2,619
Someones getting some pussay tonight ;)
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Male 15,510
Ladies, please never be that woman
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Female 2,674
Suddenly want to dress my cat in a tuxedo ^-^ I don`t think he`d be too happy with me though.
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Male 2,737
cats are stupid, and people who love cats are stupider.
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Male 25,416
Is this 5 cats?
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Male 4,594
CrakrJak, cool beans man. I learned a new word.

Ailurophobia, ailurophobia, ailurophobia... I have to remember that. Though I may add that I don`t really fear cats all that much... I hate them.
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Male 716
"PsychGeek, I wouldn`t call it over-reacting sweetie... I just have a "thing" for cats, that`s all."

Hatred based on a traumatic event?
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Male 1,582
That kitty cat is sooo cute! <3
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Male 17,512
PsychGeek: I`m guessing here, but for this level of cat hatred, on pmarren`s part, some deep level of trauma is usually involved in childhood.

I could be wrong, but he should seek some help with his Ailurophobia.
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Male 4,594
PsychGeek, I wouldn`t call it over-reacting sweetie... I just have a "thing" for cats, that`s all.
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Male 38,418
KITTY!
I approve of this posting.
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Male 1,950
I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now lick your own balls....
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Male 26
I wish MY wife looked like that. My wife wishes I was as handsome as the cat.
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Male 2,220
..speak now or forever hold your peace


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Female 1,798
@ pmarren:

over-react much?
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Male 6,737
Cat looks very dapper.
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Male 328
fancycat
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Male 1,245
Don`t be mean, it`s the only way for her to get some tail! badum-dum-pshhh
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Male 4,594
It`s sh*t like this that gives me a goddam seizure. Frankly, I`d wrap them both in a burlap sack along with a few stones and a candy bar (just to fu*k with them) and toss them into a goddam river.

Cats = Suck
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Male 598
See! We warned you that once you open up marriage for gays, people would start marrying their pets.
Shes going to hell twice. Once for marrying the pet and once for the pussy on pussy action
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Female 1,008
This`ll be me in 10 years...
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Male 1,620
Link: Together Forever... Alone [Pic] [Rate Link] - Good News: You finally got married. Bad News: You really didn`t get married.
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