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Date: 03/26/12 12:03 PM

46 Responses to This Is Why Soccer Will Never Be Respected [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    724 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 11:36 am
    Link: This Is Why Soccer Will Never Be Respected - The first thing that happens when someone gets upset, soccer fans start trying to make sexy times with the players.
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 12:20 pm
    WTF? I wouldn`t mess with a soccer player. I`m sure they they can kick you in the head pretty hard.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 12:24 pm
    wtf
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 12:29 pm
    Poor Muricans can`t cope with the sport that the rest of the world manages to understand.
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 12:45 pm
    A "sport" a three year old child can understand ALL of the rules to, doesn`t really sound like much of an adult "sport." Sounds like a kids game to me.

    The "rest of the world" also enjoys tennis. Americans enjoy tennis. Perhaps because tennis actually requires brains and skill much like all other sports minus soccer?

    Running around for a couple of hours and falling over. So much to "get."
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    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 12:53 pm
    You forgot to finish the sentence:


    "This Is Why Soccer Will Never Be Respected... by Americans"

    You do know its popular as f#ck in the rest of the world right?
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    iamboredtooo Male 18-29
    215 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 12:53 pm
    i`m not a `soccer` fan - at all...

    but for heaven`s sake American who posted this... the states are completely in the minority in your lack of uptake of the game.

    `soccer` is respected by every nation in the world, except for in your increasingly insignificant nation.

    in the world of soccer, a world-wide game, the usa SUCKS, so pretend it is not a respected game all you like, but that`s JUST your society failing to cope with failure.

    so go USA USA USA yourself k?
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    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 12:56 pm
    Soccer: Just a sport.
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
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    March 26, 2012 at 1:03 pm
    "WTF? I wouldn`t mess with a soccer player. I`m sure they they can kick you in the head pretty hard."

    No worries man, you just flick them on the nose and they will fall down grasping their shins, with a painful expression on their face and you`re safe.
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    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 1:08 pm
    If the rest of the world saw American sports, they`d immediately spot kicking that dang ball around. 30 seconds of basketball is more entertaining than 90 minutes of kicking a ball.
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 1:10 pm
    Europe has a basketball league(s). It`s where the guys who can`t make it into the NBA go.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
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    March 26, 2012 at 1:23 pm
    Soccer is was invented by european women as a means of passing time while their husbands were busy cooking dinner.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 1:28 pm
    Soccer is what you call it when you suck at it.
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    aburrido2 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 1:35 pm
    Soccer isn`t respected??? Says 4% of the world ie Americans. WTF do you know anyway
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
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    March 26, 2012 at 1:55 pm
    And the fans are - well, look at the results! Thanks to them all sport crowds gathering will be banned some day.
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    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 2:04 pm
    I don`t like any sports to be honest, but this post and its comments seems to exist purely so Americans can pat themselves on the back and insult football ("soccer"). Grow up.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
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    March 26, 2012 at 2:13 pm
    Unlike American football, where the quarterback receives the ball from in between the center`s butt cheeks.
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 2:28 pm
    nice briefs
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    blackcatseye Female 30-39
    685 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 2:38 pm
    I`ve never seen anything like that on a British football pitch so it must be just an American thing. No surprise there.
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    bentley22 Male 30-39
    244 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 2:43 pm
    yeah, man... pull down his trousers quick, my nipples are hard. Let`s take `em
  21. Profile photo of TheShgn2
    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 3:08 pm
    Why do Americans hate on soccer so much? Its basically like walking into a bar and screaming "I hate alcohol!" No one cares what you like, and everyone else likes it, so get over yourself. If people weren`t so against it, we could have had the World Cup this year.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 3:24 pm
    Green flag...linesman, right? Does anyone know what actually happened here? Or if it happened at all?
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 3:47 pm
    "I don`t like any sports to be honest, but this post and its comments seems to exist purely so Americans can pat themselves on the back and insult football ("soccer"). Grow up."

    unlike the hundreds of "America this is why you are fat/ suck / in trouble/ everyone hates you because...." posts right? sounds like you can dish it but cant take it, face it, soccer is not exciting at all compared to Football, that`s just a fact.
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 3:49 pm
    "Unlike American football, where the quarterback receives the ball from in between the center`s butt cheeks."


    you are doing it wrong.
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    CurlybackJoe Male 18-29
    222 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 3:50 pm
    @TheShgn2 everyone else does not like soccer. In Australia and New Zealand its generally viewed as a boring/pussy sport...
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 3:58 pm
    "soccer is not exciting at all compared to Football, that`s just a fact."

    Is this a joke? I can understand liking one sport over another based on where you`re from but claiming NFL is more exiting than anything is a horrible slanderous insult that should be punishable by forcing the perpetrator to watch baseball. 3 hours of ads interrupted only so that heavily armored men in spandex can ram each other repeatedly for 1000`s of other mens entertainment.

    Also, how old is this pic? Pippo Inzaghi left Juve over 10 years ago!!
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 4:02 pm
    "3 hours of ads interrupted only so that heavily armored men in spandex can ram each other repeatedly for 1000`s of other mens entertainment."

    wtf do you DO at night?
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 4:07 pm
    ""3 hours of ads interrupted only so that heavily armored men in spandex can ram each other repeatedly for 1000`s of other mens entertainment."

    wtf do you DO at night?"

    Watch gay porn.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1945 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 5:24 pm
    Soccer is exciting. I mean where else can you see 22 guys running around for 90 minutes to score only once.

    For the record I played soccer in high school, was very good at it and hated every minute of it.
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    eovogt Male 18-29
    197 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 5:32 pm
    Average American Football game: 3-1/2 hours
    Average Actual gameplay: 15 minutes

    Average European Futbol Game: 90 minutes
    Average Actual gameplay: 90 minutes

    Hmmmmmmmmmm.........
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 5:37 pm
    Average American Football game: 3-1/2 hours
    Average Actual gameplay: 15 minutes

    Average European Futbol Game: 90 minutes
    Average Actual gameplay: 90 minutes

    Hmmmmmmmmmm.........



    oh yes this is accurate
  32. Profile photo of den3jlb
    den3jlb Male 18-29
    364 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 6:27 pm
    `Soccer` or `football` is the most popular sport in the world.

    Just because it`s not big in the States doesn`t mean it`s crap. But then how many Yanks own a passport? There is a world outside the USA.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 6:31 pm
    The problem with Soccer is that European nations have government subsizdized networks that will show the games without commercial interruption - the clock constantly runs, never stops, not condusive to American advertising.

    In America, our public broadcasting is "socialism," per the GOP.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 6:32 pm
    "I mean where else can you see 22 guys running around for 90 minutes to score only once."

    The bar at 12:30am.
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    j_dizzek_27 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 6:38 pm
    Yeah, one guy in the whole crowd.
    And for the record, they`re probably just trying to steal his kit and sell it with the pitch that "this is the jersey/shorts that ___ wore in his match against ___. Don`t you think if Americans were allowed on the field of a football match after the game while the players were still there someone might also try to steal one of the players` jersey/helmet/whatever else?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 7:42 pm
    Oh yeah, American Football in the other hand...



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    Colors Male 18-29
    96 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 7:59 pm
    @den3jlb

    Its only popular because you can play it if you have a coconut and feet. American football has more entertainment, and is not popular because of the cost.
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    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 10:09 pm
    There you go America. Once again thinking that you make up the entirety of the world. It`s embarrassing when Americans say stuff like that.

    We`re not all like this I promise!
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 11:46 pm
    Sexy times? they guy is trying to get the players knicker out of a bunch.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 11:59 pm
    ...hot.
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 2:33 am
    soccer is a gentleman`s game, played by hooligans. Rugby is a hooligan`s game, played by gentlemen.
  42. Profile photo of den3jlb
    den3jlb Male 18-29
    364 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 4:42 am
    @Colors

    Thanks for firmly confirming your complete lack of knowledge of the sport.

    Now go watch 4 mins of commercials for every 4 seconds of ball play.
  43. Profile photo of DromEd
    DromEd Male 40-49
    1945 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 5:09 am
    The rest of the world getting their knickers in a twist again over what the Yanks think. Why give a toss in the first place? If it`s your thing then fine. Be proud of that. Nothing wrong with it. Every sport has its detractors. Ask the average Non-American Formula 1 fan what he thinks of NASCAR.
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    DL_ski Male 18-29
    53 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 1:58 pm
    TAKE HIS BUNSSS!
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 3:04 pm
    Soccer is a mans game, a womans games, it`s the worlds game! Now from what i can see here, it looks like this lad just wanted a souvenir. scratch and sniff perhaps?
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 10:07 am
    That aasssss

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