This Is Why Soccer Will Never Be Respected [Pic]

Submitted by: haxxorz 5 years ago in Sports

The first thing that happens when someone gets upset, soccer fans start trying to make sexy times with the players.
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Female 2,549
That aasssss
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Male 1,048
Soccer is a mans game, a womans games, it`s the worlds game! Now from what i can see here, it looks like this lad just wanted a souvenir. scratch and sniff perhaps?
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Male 53
TAKE HIS BUNSSS!
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Male 2,667
The rest of the world getting their knickers in a twist again over what the Yanks think. Why give a toss in the first place? If it`s your thing then fine. Be proud of that. Nothing wrong with it. Every sport has its detractors. Ask the average Non-American Formula 1 fan what he thinks of NASCAR.
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Male 364
@Colors

Thanks for firmly confirming your complete lack of knowledge of the sport.

Now go watch 4 mins of commercials for every 4 seconds of ball play.
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Male 770
soccer is a gentleman`s game, played by hooligans. Rugby is a hooligan`s game, played by gentlemen.
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Female 3,562
...hot.
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Male 2,419
Sexy times? they guy is trying to get the players knicker out of a bunch.
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Female 1,441
There you go America. Once again thinking that you make up the entirety of the world. It`s embarrassing when Americans say stuff like that.

We`re not all like this I promise!
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Male 96
@den3jlb

Its only popular because you can play it if you have a coconut and feet. American football has more entertainment, and is not popular because of the cost.
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Male 15,510
Oh yeah, American Football in the other hand...



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Male 216
Yeah, one guy in the whole crowd.
And for the record, they`re probably just trying to steal his kit and sell it with the pitch that "this is the jersey/shorts that ___ wore in his match against ___. Don`t you think if Americans were allowed on the field of a football match after the game while the players were still there someone might also try to steal one of the players` jersey/helmet/whatever else?
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Male 4,014
"I mean where else can you see 22 guys running around for 90 minutes to score only once."

The bar at 12:30am.
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Male 4,014
The problem with Soccer is that European nations have government subsizdized networks that will show the games without commercial interruption - the clock constantly runs, never stops, not condusive to American advertising.

In America, our public broadcasting is "socialism," per the GOP.
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Male 364
`Soccer` or `football` is the most popular sport in the world.

Just because it`s not big in the States doesn`t mean it`s crap. But then how many Yanks own a passport? There is a world outside the USA.
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Male 1,008
Average American Football game: 3-1/2 hours
Average Actual gameplay: 15 minutes

Average European Futbol Game: 90 minutes
Average Actual gameplay: 90 minutes

Hmmmmmmmmmm.........



oh yes this is accurate
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Male 197
Average American Football game: 3-1/2 hours
Average Actual gameplay: 15 minutes

Average European Futbol Game: 90 minutes
Average Actual gameplay: 90 minutes

Hmmmmmmmmmm.........
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Male 2,667
Soccer is exciting. I mean where else can you see 22 guys running around for 90 minutes to score only once.

For the record I played soccer in high school, was very good at it and hated every minute of it.
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Male 1,678
""3 hours of ads interrupted only so that heavily armored men in spandex can ram each other repeatedly for 1000`s of other mens entertainment."

wtf do you DO at night?"

Watch gay porn.
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Male 1,008
"3 hours of ads interrupted only so that heavily armored men in spandex can ram each other repeatedly for 1000`s of other mens entertainment."

wtf do you DO at night?
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Male 1,678
"soccer is not exciting at all compared to Football, that`s just a fact."

Is this a joke? I can understand liking one sport over another based on where you`re from but claiming NFL is more exiting than anything is a horrible slanderous insult that should be punishable by forcing the perpetrator to watch baseball. 3 hours of ads interrupted only so that heavily armored men in spandex can ram each other repeatedly for 1000`s of other mens entertainment.

Also, how old is this pic? Pippo Inzaghi left Juve over 10 years ago!!
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Male 222
@TheShgn2 everyone else does not like soccer. In Australia and New Zealand its generally viewed as a boring/pussy sport...
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Male 1,008
"Unlike American football, where the quarterback receives the ball from in between the center`s butt cheeks."


you are doing it wrong.
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Male 1,008
"I don`t like any sports to be honest, but this post and its comments seems to exist purely so Americans can pat themselves on the back and insult football ("soccer"). Grow up."

unlike the hundreds of "America this is why you are fat/ suck / in trouble/ everyone hates you because...." posts right? sounds like you can dish it but cant take it, face it, soccer is not exciting at all compared to Football, that`s just a fact.
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Male 12,365
Green flag...linesman, right? Does anyone know what actually happened here? Or if it happened at all?
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Male 626
Why do Americans hate on soccer so much? Its basically like walking into a bar and screaming "I hate alcohol!" No one cares what you like, and everyone else likes it, so get over yourself. If people weren`t so against it, we could have had the World Cup this year.
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Male 244
yeah, man... pull down his trousers quick, my nipples are hard. Let`s take `em
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Female 685
I`ve never seen anything like that on a British football pitch so it must be just an American thing. No surprise there.
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Male 1,178
nice briefs
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Male 3,445
Unlike American football, where the quarterback receives the ball from in between the center`s butt cheeks.
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Male 663
I don`t like any sports to be honest, but this post and its comments seems to exist purely so Americans can pat themselves on the back and insult football ("soccer"). Grow up.
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Male 1,558
And the fans are - well, look at the results! Thanks to them all sport crowds gathering will be banned some day.
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Male 114
Soccer isn`t respected??? Says 4% of the world ie Americans. WTF do you know anyway
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Male 10,440
Soccer is what you call it when you suck at it.
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Male 2,841
Soccer is was invented by european women as a means of passing time while their husbands were busy cooking dinner.
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Male 1,268
Europe has a basketball league(s). It`s where the guys who can`t make it into the NBA go.
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Male 472
If the rest of the world saw American sports, they`d immediately spot kicking that dang ball around. 30 seconds of basketball is more entertaining than 90 minutes of kicking a ball.
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Male 2,332
"WTF? I wouldn`t mess with a soccer player. I`m sure they they can kick you in the head pretty hard."

No worries man, you just flick them on the nose and they will fall down grasping their shins, with a painful expression on their face and you`re safe.
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Male 319
Soccer: Just a sport.
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Male 214
i`m not a `soccer` fan - at all...

but for heaven`s sake American who posted this... the states are completely in the minority in your lack of uptake of the game.

`soccer` is respected by every nation in the world, except for in your increasingly insignificant nation.

in the world of soccer, a world-wide game, the usa SUCKS, so pretend it is not a respected game all you like, but that`s JUST your society failing to cope with failure.

so go USA USA USA yourself k?
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Male 1,249
You forgot to finish the sentence:


"This Is Why Soccer Will Never Be Respected... by Americans"

You do know its popular as f#ck in the rest of the world right?
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Male 1,268
A "sport" a three year old child can understand ALL of the rules to, doesn`t really sound like much of an adult "sport." Sounds like a kids game to me.

The "rest of the world" also enjoys tennis. Americans enjoy tennis. Perhaps because tennis actually requires brains and skill much like all other sports minus soccer?

Running around for a couple of hours and falling over. So much to "get."
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Male 6,737
Poor Muricans can`t cope with the sport that the rest of the world manages to understand.
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Male 25,417
wtf
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Male 1,510
WTF? I wouldn`t mess with a soccer player. I`m sure they they can kick you in the head pretty hard.
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Male 724
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