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Date: 03/12/12 03:32 PM

40 Responses to This Is How You Put Together A Resume [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of goog!
    goog! Male 13-17
    320 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 3:33 pm
    Link: This Is How You Put Together A Resume - Never be unemployed again!
  2. Profile photo of Smutleybutt
    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 3:41 pm
    REPOST. Recognized the toupe misspelling
  3. Profile photo of sweatpeanis
    sweatpeanis Female 18-29
    418 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 3:43 pm
    zzz
  4. Profile photo of JustDani
    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 3:44 pm
    I feel like I`ve seen this before... and though it makes me smile, I`d still throw it in the recycling.
  5. Profile photo of FoolsPrussia
    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 3:48 pm
    More like, "Be unemployed for the rest of your life."
  6. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 3:51 pm
    This is how you post something very old(If not re post).
  7. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 3:51 pm
    cus that happened...sure.
  8. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 4:22 pm
    *taupe
  9. Profile photo of blackcatseye
    blackcatseye Female 30-39
    685 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 4:39 pm
    REPOST FROM ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO. BORING.
  10. Profile photo of DJL
    DJL Male 30-39
    134 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 5:19 pm
    Gee, that email is impossible to figure out. Name mostly showing on the bottom. Ronald or Donald...two tries.
  11. Profile photo of Smutleybutt
    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 5:32 pm
    DJL what about Gerald?
  12. Profile photo of Smutleybutt
    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 5:35 pm
    or Archibald?
  13. Profile photo of Smutleybutt
    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 5:36 pm
    Or Reginald?
  14. Profile photo of Smutleybutt
    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 5:45 pm
    MacDonald & Oswald also. Okay I`m done. Tapped out.
  15. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 6:03 pm
    Hey I haven`t seen it before...though it doesn`t seem worth reposting.
  16. Profile photo of dogbitten
    dogbitten Male 18-29
    28 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 6:28 pm
    HEY DJL I think its ROANALD, He puts LOVE,
    ROANALD at the end :P
  17. Profile photo of swoop408
    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 6:43 pm
    This is as old as the internet.
  18. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 7:10 pm
    Chances he gets hired: slim to none, yo!
  19. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 7:18 pm
    Can`t spell Ronald or taupe.
  20. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 7:25 pm
    wasn`t this from cracked or zug or something? anyway, suuuuper old.
  21. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 8:08 pm
    I hate this and all posts similar to it. They all sound like they`re written by the exact same guy, and are never funny to begin with.

    They all attempt to be unique, and fail miserably.
  22. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 8:12 pm
    repost
  23. Profile photo of Chaoskitty
    Chaoskitty Female 18-29
    449 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 8:21 pm
    i would hate him for killing a hawk^^
  24. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 8:47 pm
    Writes like a douche, triple-double check
  25. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 8:59 pm
    I hope this man never finds a job. Ever.
  26. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 10:12 pm
    He`s obviously the best qualified applicant...FOR ME TO POOP ON!
  27. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 11:21 pm
    I would give him a job at the industrial accidents factory.
  28. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 11:47 pm
    I`d likie to meet him, just to see...
  29. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    March 13, 2012 at 12:15 am
    Taupe, not Toupe.
  30. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    March 13, 2012 at 1:08 am
    old
  31. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 13, 2012 at 1:32 am
    Taupe*
  32. Profile photo of iamboredtooo
    iamboredtooo Male 18-29
    215 posts
    March 13, 2012 at 1:49 am
    emmettyville "I`d likie to meet him, just to see..."

    Roanald Dvorak Facebook
  33. Profile photo of Enjin
    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    March 13, 2012 at 3:43 am
    Riiiight. Sorry man but if your resume has zero useful information you are gonna need to be a lot funnier than that.
  34. Profile photo of ineedateam1
    ineedateam1 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    March 13, 2012 at 5:52 am
    But did he get the job?
  35. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    March 13, 2012 at 6:40 am
    seen it
  36. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    March 13, 2012 at 8:55 am
    BRO WANTED: Applicant must be able to "get sh*t done", although ones who can "handle sh*t" will be considered. Duties include light typing sh*t, going carawack on someone`s a$$, and indexing company information based on how hard each person partied the previous weekend. Only serious bros need apply.
  37. Profile photo of Caker
    Caker Male 18-29
    168 posts
    March 13, 2012 at 10:43 am

    Here is the full story

    and yeah its over a year old
  38. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 13, 2012 at 12:46 pm
    Caker has all the info...
  39. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    March 13, 2012 at 1:08 pm
    It`s spelt taupe. Dickbag.
  40. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    March 13, 2012 at 2:02 pm
    I like it...definitely shows his confidence

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