This Is How You Put Together A Resume [Pic]

Submitted by: goog! 4 years ago Funny

Never be unemployed again!
There are 40 comments:
Male 712
I like it...definitely shows his confidence
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Male 2,619
It`s spelt taupe. Dickbag.
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Male 25,416
Caker has all the info...
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Male 168

Here is the full story

and yeah its over a year old
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Male 5,811
BRO WANTED: Applicant must be able to "get sh*t done", although ones who can "handle sh*t" will be considered. Duties include light typing sh*t, going carawack on someone`s a$$, and indexing company information based on how hard each person partied the previous weekend. Only serious bros need apply.
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Male 3,578
seen it
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Male 4
But did he get the job?
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Male 802
Riiiight. Sorry man but if your resume has zero useful information you are gonna need to be a lot funnier than that.
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Male 214
emmettyville "I`d likie to meet him, just to see..."

Roanald Dvorak Facebook
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Male 6,737
Taupe*
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Male 4,902
old
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Male 336
Taupe, not Toupe.
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Female 4,349
I`d likie to meet him, just to see...
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Male 2,424
I would give him a job at the industrial accidents factory.
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Male 15,832
He`s obviously the best qualified applicant...FOR ME TO POOP ON!
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Female 2,525
I hope this man never finds a job. Ever.
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Male 1,311
Writes like a douche, triple-double check
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Female 450
i would hate him for killing a hawk^^
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Male 2,737
repost
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Male 3,894
I hate this and all posts similar to it. They all sound like they`re written by the exact same guy, and are never funny to begin with.

They all attempt to be unique, and fail miserably.
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Female 1,181
wasn`t this from cracked or zug or something? anyway, suuuuper old.
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Female 6,381
Can`t spell Ronald or taupe.
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Male 2,034
Chances he gets hired: slim to none, yo!
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Male 1,754
This is as old as the internet.
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Male 28
HEY DJL I think its ROANALD, He puts LOVE,
ROANALD at the end :P
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Female 3,562
Hey I haven`t seen it before...though it doesn`t seem worth reposting.
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Male 1,377
MacDonald & Oswald also. Okay I`m done. Tapped out.
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Male 1,377
Or Reginald?
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Male 1,377
or Archibald?
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Male 1,377
DJL what about Gerald?
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Male 134
Gee, that email is impossible to figure out. Name mostly showing on the bottom. Ronald or Donald...two tries.
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Female 685
REPOST FROM ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO. BORING.
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Female 833
*taupe
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Male 2,345
cus that happened...sure.
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Male 2,631
This is how you post something very old(If not re post).
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Male 3,445
More like, "Be unemployed for the rest of your life."
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Female 409
I feel like I`ve seen this before... and though it makes me smile, I`d still throw it in the recycling.
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Female 418
zzz
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Male 320
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