The (Totally) Phantom Menace

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Entertainment

The Phantom Menace minus the menace or How to fight with lightsabers without actually putting your opponent in danger.
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Male 25,416
Dancing like a boss
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Male 1,737
@CrakrJak

It`s the not an issue of getting hurt, it`s that only one of the three knows what he`s doing. Most filmmakers will let there actors practice till they have the routine tight, I don`t think Lucas works that way.
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Male 505
Wait, Star Wars isn`t real??? <sobs>
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Male 14,775
The choreography was borked, but I remember how blown away we all were to see Jedi fighting like that.
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Male 15,510
LOL @ people expecting realistic battles in a Sci-Fi movie
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Female 1,589
The Waltz part had me dying of laughter. XD
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Male 17,512
It`s all choreographed with real sticks and poles. They don`t want to hurt the actors should the timing go wrong.

So Yes, it`s obviously faked, No Duh !
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Male 36,539
@Mantistador: Ooops, forgot about that. Well, the technology is like it`s the 29th century, so there! lolz!
And the lightsabre is for fairy-fights, have they never heard of a "lunge" or a "thrust"???
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Male 1,122
PS> Enjoyed the post, was funny
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Male 1,122
Stupid movies, always pretend fighting.

I bet if you watch all those fight scenes in almost every move they probably don`t hit each other there too.

Great observations genius.
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Male 1,803
What... The...
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Male 1,832
What do you mean movies aren`t realistic?
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Female 1,516
Absolutely hilarious!
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Male 37,902
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Male 2,199
Apparently someone doesn`t know what " a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.." means
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Male 36,539
That is totally funny!
Swordfighting in the 29th century? Gimmie a break! And BAD swordfighting to boot!
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Male 6,737
Same like this with all sword fighting in Hollywood. People assume that sword fighting is hitting the opponents sword with yours.
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Male 25,416
That was entertaining... needs auto tune tho
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Female 8,044
Link: The (Totally) Phantom Menace [Rate Link] - The Phantom Menace minus the menace or How to fight with lightsabers without actually putting your opponent in danger.
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