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Date: 03/06/12 01:08 PM

23 Responses to The Symptoms Of Heroin Withdrawal [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 1:09 pm
    Link: The Symptoms Of Heroin Withdrawal - I don`t see the downside.
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 1:13 pm
    sign me up
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    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 1:27 pm
    It`s less fun than you make it seem.
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    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 1:33 pm
    My husband has been off of heroin for 10 years... but this is DEFINITELY something I am going to ask him about.
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 1:54 pm
    It`s less fun when you practice the withdrawal method...
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    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 1:55 pm
    I just asked him, "Honey, when you were coming off your Heroin addiction, did you ever have spontaneous erections or orgasms?"

    He said... "They weren`t spontaneous."

    LoL
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 2:08 pm
    Step 1: Start doing heroin
    Step 2: Stop doing heroin
    Step 3: ????
    Step 4: Profit
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 2:10 pm
    So people coming off heroin look like they`re getting raped by a ghost?
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    Chaoskitty Female 18-29
    449 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 2:12 pm
    *LadyMorgue

    thx for nearly peeing my pants^^
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    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 2:59 pm
    LadyMorgue peed on chaoskitty`s pants? o_O
  11. Profile photo of Reverend121
    Reverend121 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 3:53 pm
    Heroin withdrawals are some of the only withdrawals that actually aren`t dangerous at all. You just get really sick, and that`s it. And apparently gasm spontaneously.
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    The-Brit Male 50-59
    127 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 5:02 pm
    Never experienced that one when I did stop. Having been there MANY years ago I know not to go back and try again.
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 5:05 pm
    Reverend121 doesnt know what he is talking about. i was on opiates for 3 years, the withdrawl is the worst pain ive ever felt in my entire goddamn life. it was so bad it made kicking that crap IMPOSSIBLE without help. yes, i know some people have been able too, but for ME it was impossible. every waking second was pure hell. it wasnt just (you get really sick) no, the flu is when you get really sick. this poo was living DEATH. if you haven`t been there, don`t act like you HAVE BEEN. hell what do i know, you might have had withdrawl for a couple days after you stopped taking vicodin for a back ache. but if you`ve been on it for any long amount of time its pure hell.
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    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 5:22 pm
    @Fleaman1797 That`s the way my husband described it. He kicked in it jail. The only thing that really made him pull through was the sheer determination to change his life.

    I really respect anyone who can kick the habit - with or without help.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 5:48 pm
    Like if we needed a heroin whitdraw to archieve spontaneous ejaculation
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 6:05 pm
    this table makes it all seem so benign, so routine. very irresponsible of whoever authored it, very irresponsible of whatever publication first printed it. heroin withdrawal, as accurately described by others, just isn`t so ordinary.
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 6:16 pm
    Gerry only needs to see a naked hunk to achieve a spontaneous orgasm.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 8:26 pm
    Wow.
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 8:43 pm
    This reminded me of a poster for steroid use where it said that "adolescents may experience an enlarged penis." That right there made me want to start looking for some roids.
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    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm
    Rawrg: I`m calling BS on that one. Not that you saw it, but that it`s true. It will shrink your balls though.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 10:20 pm
    Well time to get addicted then give up :)
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    Doiknowyou Male 30-39
    988 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 5:49 am
    kummi90: "It will shrink your balls though."

    Well, don`t smaller potatoes make the steak look bigger?
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 5:55 am
    "*Probably the source of the expression "kicking the habit"

    Any textbook that would engage in this kind of guesswork has little credibility to me.

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