The S. Carolina Wedding Of The Season! [Pic]

Submitted by: eastsiderepp 4 years ago Funny

I really hope these crazy kids can make it--they were made for each other.
There are 16 comments:
Male 23
Wrong Carolina, that`s from Charlotte.
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Male 26
While under the grandstand you Seymour Butts.
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Male 766
I dont get it . . . they got women posting now? so much sux . . . wtf
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Male 639
It`s in Charlotte, North Carolina. Not South Carolina. I know SC has a reputation for silliness, but there was absolutely no reason to assume it was SC and not NC.

However, back when I was doing video work in Charleston there was one wedding reception that really stood out and I was honestly expecting a picture from that.

B&G show up together in a Mack truck. Bridesmaids have camo dresses, groomsmen are sleeveless and coon-eyed without their sunglasses on. Decorations include stuffed bear, several boars, mallards hanging from the rafters and small vermin (squirrels, rabbits, etc.) as the centerpiece of every table. After the festivities, the B&G hoist the CSA flag up the mast of their yacht and sail off towards Ft. Sumter while "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" plays.

I`ll try to find a picture.
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Male 15,832
Her last name is Butts; his last name is Seymour; therefore, her married name will be Butts Seymour.

In wedding anouncements it is conventional to list the bride`s maiden name first. Methinks the names may have been reversed using Adobe® Photoshop® software

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Male 916
i dunno... melvin - wood is pretty good too.
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Male 1,204
I`m calling fake because in every newspaper I`ve seen, the woman`s name is listed first. It would be Butts - Seymour, but of course that`s not as funny.
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Male 2,085
I was expecting something of more a redneck nature. :-(
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Male 1,083
@TkA where does it say her new name is Kelley Seymour-Butts?
Seymour - Butts is the wedding of.. not her new name if that`s what you were thinking..
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Male 25,416
ha
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Male 3,061
@skine I laughed too.
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Male 2,030
I thought fake, butt nope. It is realz.
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Male 2,030
That puts the ake in fake.
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Male 453
Hello Mr. Butts, Mrs. Butts...how are the little Butts?
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Male 719
Heh.

Melvin.
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Male 2,620
Link: The S. Carolina Wedding Of The Season! [Pic] [Rate Link] - I really hope these crazy kids can make it--they were made for each other.
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