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Date: 03/19/12 08:36 AM

84 Responses to The Real Meaning Of MPH

  1. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 8:39 am
    Link: The Real Meaning Of MPH - This is just painfully funny to watch her explain what miles per hour means.
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    Jury1of1 Male 30-39
    132 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 8:46 am
    Fake. Even that dumb bimbo can`t actually be that dumb. Btw, these young couples in Utah really piss me off. Why in the drat would you willingly get married so young?
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2211 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 8:48 am
    Please sterilize that woman before she reproduces.
  4. Profile photo of Phosphoreign
    Phosphoreign Male 30-39
    309 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 8:49 am
    You`re proud that you married a dunce, and you`re filming yourself and your dunce wife while driving... now here`s a pair for the darwin awards.
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    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 8:54 am
    The stupid... it burns!
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 8:59 am
    @phosphoreign i doubt he cares about the "dunce" part.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:00 am
    The biggest mistake here is this guy marrying that girl. He`s in for a world of loneliness and she`s in for a world of torment.
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:00 am

    OMG I hope she can cook.

    kudos to CJ - good video!
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    smaus Male 30-39
    715 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:00 am
    Trophy Wife is statuesque... brain wise
  10. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31789 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:01 am
    58 minutes? Pretty close!
    I had oversized tires on a car, it made the speedo off by 5%...
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:02 am

    Jury1of1 "Why in the drat would you willingly get married so young?"
    So you are still young enough to enjoy life after the kids are grown and moved out. People who wait until they`re 40-50 to have kids are just stupid. Who wants a snotty teenager in their home when you`re 65 years old!
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    Otto67 Male 40-49
    438 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:08 am
    I think the real question is,

    if you marry someone this stupid what is the most likely outcome?

    A. Divorce
    B. You kill yourself
    C. You kill her
  13. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:10 am
    I don`t think it`s fake, I think it`s real. I hope she has some other wonderful qualities to make up for such cluelessness.

    How did she ever pass Algebra I? Isn`t that a requirement in every state for a high school diploma? Or is that just wishful thinking on my part?
  14. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:16 am
    Why do women do this? This ditzy airhead act, I mean. I see celebrities do it all the time, as well as some people I`ve met. Do people find stupid women attractive? Why is this cute? It`s just embarrassing, and infuriating for those of us who aren`t completely retarded.
  15. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:19 am
    (prolonged sigh)
  16. Profile photo of KungFuGuy
    KungFuGuy Male 18-29
    182 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:25 am
    Well he isn`t with her for her brains.
  17. Profile photo of insane_ai
    insane_ai Male 30-39
    740 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:27 am
    Ron White sums it up for us:
    You can`t fix stupid
  18. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:28 am
    "You`re pretty." - only response necessary.
  19. Profile photo of schecter5
    schecter5 Male 18-29
    406 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:29 am
    Who needs feminism when you`re that pretty?

    All joking aside, she is a disgrace. This is a disgrace. World, we have allowed this to take place. Hang your heads in shame. I know I am.
  20. Profile photo of DromEd
    DromEd Male 40-49
    1851 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:31 am
    The scary part is she`s allowed to vote.
  21. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:34 am
    So 5cats, did you put 20`s on this?

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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:47 am
    they will reproduce some day
  23. Profile photo of simbha
    simbha Male 30-39
    412 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:47 am
    Okay, I`m NOT defending her - but she does make a good point, in an awkward, roundabout - and probably unintentional - way.

    If a car`s tires are a bit flat, the car will probably take a bit longer than one hour to actually travel 80 miles - if, while the car is traveling that distance, the speedometer is kept at a constant 80 MPH. (This is really only valid for cars without computerized tire sensors.)

    Now, is that what she means? I really doubt it. But, it is true.
  24. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:49 am
    he`s laughing at her, but he was stupid enough to marry her
  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:51 am

    "he was stupid enough to marry her"
    Not every man wants an intellectual competitor. Some want a traditional wife who looks after him, and he takes care of her.

    It`s not rocket science what he sees in her.
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    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 10:00 am
    May be fake but I wouldn`t be surprised if she really was that stupid...there are some ridiculously stupid people walking this planet. However that`s not painfully funny, it`s just painful.
  27. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 10:06 am
    The Tard is strong with this one.
  28. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 10:10 am
    She better have a snappin` gyro.
  29. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 10:28 am
    is the car at a dead stop at the start
    or was is moving at 80mph when we start counting?
  30. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 10:30 am
    "It`s not rocket science what he sees in her"

    like the lyrics: **The only thing I want in a girl... me** :-)
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 10:36 am
    This is a fake, she has dark roots.
  32. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 10:41 am
    I hope she gives great blowjobs because she`s not going to make it too far as an engineer... she`ll need something to fall back on.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2314 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 10:52 am
    She is both slow and slow.
  34. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6203 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 10:57 am
    This thing is officially super viral. It is hitting msn and cnn front pages. My mom has probably seen it. This chick is officially famous. Famously stupid. Because her husband shot that and uploaded it. That should do wonders for their relationship.
  35. Profile photo of Orchideous
    Orchideous Male 18-29
    361 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 11:02 am
    I don`t know this guy is so cool about it, she would really get on my nerves.
  36. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 11:02 am
    This guys filming this while driving?

    Idiot.
  37. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 11:10 am
    Oh my GOD!!!TOO PAINFUL!!! Had to stop at 2 minute mark.
  38. Profile photo of skytz1337
    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 11:29 am
    we know he didnt marry her for her brain....so she must be good at something else *wink* *wink*
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 11:48 am
    Not sure if I`m being trolled, or if she is really that stupid.......

    This is possibly more a case of lack of education as opposed to lack of intelligence....

    If in fact she is his wife and this video is legit, the husband is a total classless dick to make this video and put it on the `net. If you do this to your spouse, you dont deserve her....
  40. Profile photo of pompousass7
    pompousass7 Male 40-49
    259 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 11:50 am
    So if i gave her 1800 feet per hour what would i be giving her every second?
  41. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 11:53 am
    Yeah, she`s dumb, but the guy also seems like a condescending dick.
  42. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 11:56 am
    married for brains, not looks i see
  43. Profile photo of longlive289s
    longlive289s Male 18-29
    29 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 11:57 am
    that was just painful to watch
  44. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 12:07 pm
    blonds... need i say more
  45. Profile photo of GlockPants
    GlockPants Male 18-29
    163 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 12:13 pm
    Not sure if high or stupid...
  46. Profile photo of evanbartlett
    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 12:20 pm
    10 min/mile is not `booking it.` :) That chick got less and less attractive the longer the video ran.
  47. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 12:32 pm
    that`s pretty dang fake... being newlyweds she would have said "why are you laughing at me?? am i wrong?" by the way, they are mormon...
  48. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    Somebody give her a glass of water... to occupy her mind.
  49. Profile photo of rockebooster
    rockebooster Male 30-39
    27 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 12:50 pm
    What I don`t get is that nobody here seems to get her point of departure. Her conversation context is different from yours.

    Look, you are on the internet, and primed for a theoretical question. From the point of ideal newtonian physics, the guy is obviously right.

    That blonde chick however, she answers the question from the point of view of being the car and reading the speed form the tachometer: `If the tachometer shows 80mph, how long will it take In Real Life to get from door to door?`. You know, when you depart from some backalley in some suburb, have traffic lights, etc., when the tires do matter. For that calculation I have heard the `cut the max mph in half` rule of thumb before.

    Of course her attempts at explaining that rule of thumb are quite confused. But, people who can`t see her position fail at empathy. As does her husband.

    Next on: airplanes on conveyor belts.
  50. Profile photo of andynaylor
    andynaylor Male 18-29
    239 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 1:04 pm
    Stop! Stop! Stop! Let me off this planet... i don`t want to live here anymore.
  51. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 1:05 pm
    @rockebooster: So she`s either explaining a difficult to describe physics problem or she`s an idiot. Of those two explanations, which sounds more likely? You give her too much credit.
  52. Profile photo of rockebooster
    rockebooster Male 30-39
    27 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 1:14 pm
    @patchgrabber: She`s not explaining a physics problem at all, and her trouble begins where she starts to reason in that direction. Nobody knows how long it will _actually_ take you to go 80 miles based on your tachometer in real-world traffic. There is just too many parameters. That is what she repeatedly tries to tell her husband. Too many parameters to take into account.

    My point here is not that she would be good at engineering. To distrust measuring equipment equipment and abstractions however definitely helps in being a good scientist. As does coherent expression...
  53. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 1:21 pm
    To distrust measuring equipment equipment and abstractions however definitely helps in being a good scientist
    Incorrect. I have reasonable grounds to make the assumption that my measuring equipment is calibrated properly. If I blamed my GC/MS every time I used it and got confusing results then I would be a pretty crummy scientist. It`s a poor workman who blames his tools.

    And his question had no inner meaning to it. He asked her if you`re going 80 mph how long would it take to travel 80 miles. He didn`t include parameters such as tire size, she was attempting to pathetically overanalyze a straight-forward problem because she didn`t know the answer.
  54. Profile photo of Ilikelogic
    Ilikelogic Male 40-49
    550 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 1:31 pm
    She sees this video. Divorce in 3,2,1...
  55. Profile photo of Fuk_azz26
    Fuk_azz26 Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 19, 2012 at 1:34 pm
    I`m sure he didn`t marry her for her smarts.
  56. Profile photo of Ilikelogic
    Ilikelogic Male 40-49
    550 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 1:38 pm
    I have to correct my guess after seeing the whole video.
    She sees this video. Divorce in 27, 26, 25....
  57. Profile photo of Rich1710
    Rich1710 Male 18-29
    93 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 2:04 pm
    This reminds me of a similar video of a womman proposing the idea that we should put huge AC units everywhere to combat global warming. Genious.
  58. Profile photo of SnoopyBG
    SnoopyBG Male 18-29
    653 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 2:19 pm
    Stop and just chuck it out of the car and go. NO, fu*k it, don`t even stop.
    God this guy has nerves
  59. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 3:14 pm
    This isn`t a porn!?!?!?!?!?
  60. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 3:24 pm
    she`s not even that hot, why marry her?
  61. Profile photo of bdowner60
    bdowner60 Male 40-49
    593 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm
    Needs more makeup !!!!
  62. Profile photo of North_Dak
    North_Dak Male 18-29
    126 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 4:54 pm
    I find most women attractive in some way, some are even really HOT. There is no amount of hotness that would make that much stupid acceptable to be with.
  63. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 6:32 pm
    She must be god at something else is all I can say.
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 6:51 pm
    Congrats, bro. You`re *married* to that. Good luck with the divorce, which you`re going to want after you catch her keeping the newborn warm..... in the microwave.
  65. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 6:55 pm
    @evanbartlett:

    she said it was 7min/mile (a 10 speed setting on the treadmill). lots of people think the speed setting = mph on treadmills.
  66. Profile photo of DracObi
    DracObi Male 18-29
    289 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 7:38 pm
    Wow, you`ve got yourself a real winner there friend
  67. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 8:27 pm
    "well, if i run a mile in about 9 minutes..."

    i already busted out laughing right there.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 10:43 pm
    That`s his wife? LOL based on looks apparently.
  69. Profile photo of ElijaBlack
    ElijaBlack Male 18-29
    275 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 10:45 pm
    i think i know where the air from her tires went
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    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 1:16 am
    fap
  71. Profile photo of Gingertom
    Gingertom Male 18-29
    44 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 2:01 am
    She`s hot but she`s thick as mince. Tough call.
  72. Profile photo of ExtraCredit
    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 2:47 am
    She`s way smarter than my wife. But my wife is stacked and blond. Chelle is only blond.
  73. Profile photo of Jasperz
    Jasperz Male 18-29
    17 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 4:27 am
    Wow. I nearly started crying tears of frustration
  74. Profile photo of Zagger
    Zagger Male 30-39
    108 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 5:07 am
    I love blonds!!
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    thirrteen Male 40-49
    230 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 7:01 am
    People like that shouldn`t breed. Sterilization is the key.
  76. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 8:23 am
    He`s not any brighter, after all he`s paying more attention to filming than driving.

    WOW, so many factors she`s trying to bring in, that have nothing to do with it.
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    nijd Male 18-29
    267 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 3:35 pm
    lolololol
  78. Profile photo of jonswan12
    jonswan12 Male 18-29
    72 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 5:44 pm
    she`s kidding.
  79. Profile photo of Nooni
    Nooni Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 7:28 pm
    I like how after all her estimation she comes up with 58 mins
  80. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 7:57 pm
    she`s definitely a keeper
  81. Profile photo of carpedog
    carpedog Female 40-49
    50 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 8:39 pm
    1) distracted driving and 2) being a douche for embarrassing your wife on the internet
  82. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 8:52 pm
    I would gladly sacrifice myself if it meant eliminating all the others like her...
  83. Profile photo of Cruzy
    Cruzy Male 18-29
    39 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 3:56 pm
    I just love how he goes "I`m using Math and science" XD
  84. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    March 25, 2012 at 11:22 pm
    Jokes on him. He married that dumbass.

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