The Real Meaning Of MPH

Submitted by: CrakrJak 5 years ago in Funny

This is just painfully funny to watch her explain what miles per hour means.
There are 83 comments:
Female 737
Jokes on him. He married that dumbass.
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Male 39
I just love how he goes "I`m using Math and science" XD
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Female 531
I would gladly sacrifice myself if it meant eliminating all the others like her...
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Female 50
1) distracted driving and 2) being a douche for embarrassing your wife on the internet
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Male 1,196
she`s definitely a keeper
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Male 11
I like how after all her estimation she comes up with 58 mins
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Male 72
she`s kidding.
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Male 267
lolololol
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Male 1,735
He`s not any brighter, after all he`s paying more attention to filming than driving.

WOW, so many factors she`s trying to bring in, that have nothing to do with it.
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Male 230
People like that shouldn`t breed. Sterilization is the key.
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Male 108
I love blonds!!
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Male 17
Wow. I nearly started crying tears of frustration
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Male 453
She`s way smarter than my wife. But my wife is stacked and blond. Chelle is only blond.
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Male 44
She`s hot but she`s thick as mince. Tough call.
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Male 583
fap
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Male 275
i think i know where the air from her tires went
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Male 1,754
That`s his wife? LOL based on looks apparently.
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Male 1,083
"well, if i run a mile in about 9 minutes..."

i already busted out laughing right there.
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Male 289
Wow, you`ve got yourself a real winner there friend
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Male 1,625
@evanbartlett:

she said it was 7min/mile (a 10 speed setting on the treadmill). lots of people think the speed setting = mph on treadmills.
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Male 1,949
Congrats, bro. You`re *married* to that. Good luck with the divorce, which you`re going to want after you catch her keeping the newborn warm..... in the microwave.
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Male 7,774
She must be god at something else is all I can say.
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Male 126
I find most women attractive in some way, some are even really HOT. There is no amount of hotness that would make that much stupid acceptable to be with.
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Male 593
Needs more makeup !!!!
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Male 2,790
she`s not even that hot, why marry her?
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Male 14,331
This isn`t a porn!?!?!?!?!?
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Male 686
Stop and just chuck it out of the car and go. NO, fu*k it, don`t even stop.
God this guy has nerves
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Male 93
This reminds me of a similar video of a womman proposing the idea that we should put huge AC units everywhere to combat global warming. Genious.
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Male 550
I have to correct my guess after seeing the whole video.
She sees this video. Divorce in 27, 26, 25....
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Male 1
I`m sure he didn`t marry her for her smarts.
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Male 550
She sees this video. Divorce in 3,2,1...
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Male 5,811
[quote]To distrust measuring equipment equipment and abstractions however definitely helps in being a good scientist[/quote]
Incorrect. I have reasonable grounds to make the assumption that my measuring equipment is calibrated properly. If I blamed my GC/MS every time I used it and got confusing results then I would be a pretty crummy scientist. It`s a poor workman who blames his tools.

And his question had no inner meaning to it. He asked her if you`re going 80 mph how long would it take to travel 80 miles. He didn`t include parameters such as tire size, she was attempting to pathetically overanalyze a straight-forward problem because she didn`t know the answer.
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Male 27
@patchgrabber: She`s not explaining a physics problem at all, and her trouble begins where she starts to reason in that direction. Nobody knows how long it will _actually_ take you to go 80 miles based on your tachometer in real-world traffic. There is just too many parameters. That is what she repeatedly tries to tell her husband. Too many parameters to take into account.

My point here is not that she would be good at engineering. To distrust measuring equipment equipment and abstractions however definitely helps in being a good scientist. As does coherent expression...
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Male 5,811
@rockebooster: So she`s either explaining a difficult to describe physics problem or she`s an idiot. Of those two explanations, which sounds more likely? You give her too much credit.
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Male 239
Stop! Stop! Stop! Let me off this planet... i don`t want to live here anymore.
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Male 27
What I don`t get is that nobody here seems to get her point of departure. Her conversation context is different from yours.

Look, you are on the internet, and primed for a theoretical question. From the point of ideal newtonian physics, the guy is obviously right.

That blonde chick however, she answers the question from the point of view of being the car and reading the speed form the tachometer: `If the tachometer shows 80mph, how long will it take In Real Life to get from door to door?`. You know, when you depart from some backalley in some suburb, have traffic lights, etc., when the tires do matter. For that calculation I have heard the `cut the max mph in half` rule of thumb before.

Of course her attempts at explaining that rule of thumb are quite confused. But, people who can`t see her position fail at empathy. As does her husband.

Next on: airplanes on conveyor belts.
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Male 39,948

Somebody give her a glass of water... to occupy her mind.
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Male 570
that`s pretty dang fake... being newlyweds she would have said "why are you laughing at me?? am i wrong?" by the way, they are mormon...
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Male 559
10 min/mile is not `booking it.` :) That chick got less and less attractive the longer the video ran.
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Male 163
Not sure if high or stupid...
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Male 25,416
blonds... need i say more
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Male 29
that was just painful to watch
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Male 2,988
married for brains, not looks i see
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Male 1,832
Yeah, she`s dumb, but the guy also seems like a condescending dick.
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Male 259
So if i gave her 1800 feet per hour what would i be giving her every second?
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Male 1,810
Not sure if I`m being trolled, or if she is really that stupid.......

This is possibly more a case of lack of education as opposed to lack of intelligence....

If in fact she is his wife and this video is legit, the husband is a total classless dick to make this video and put it on the `net. If you do this to your spouse, you dont deserve her....
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Male 687
we know he didnt marry her for her brain....so she must be good at something else *wink* *wink*
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Male 2,737
Oh my GOD!!!TOO PAINFUL!!! Had to stop at 2 minute mark.
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Male 6,737
This guys filming this while driving?

Idiot.
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Male 361
I don`t know this guy is so cool about it, she would really get on my nerves.
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Male 9,767
This thing is officially super viral. It is hitting msn and cnn front pages. My mom has probably seen it. This chick is officially famous. Famously stupid. Because her husband shot that and uploaded it. That should do wonders for their relationship.
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Male 4,593
I hope she gives great blowjobs because she`s not going to make it too far as an engineer... she`ll need something to fall back on.
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Male 5,872
This is a fake, she has dark roots.
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Male 2,586
"It`s not rocket science what he sees in her"

like the lyrics: **The only thing I want in a girl... me** :-)
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Male 4,242
is the car at a dead stop at the start
or was is moving at 80mph when we start counting?
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Male 7,378
She better have a snappin` gyro.
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Male 15,271
The Tard is strong with this one.
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Male 196
May be fake but I wouldn`t be surprised if she really was that stupid...there are some ridiculously stupid people walking this planet. However that`s not painfully funny, it`s just painful.
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Male 39,948

[quote]"he was stupid enough to marry her" [/quote]
Not every man wants an intellectual competitor. Some want a traditional wife who looks after him, and he takes care of her.

It`s not rocket science what he sees in her.
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Male 1,625
he`s laughing at her, but he was stupid enough to marry her
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Male 416
Okay, I`m NOT defending her - but she does make a good point, in an awkward, roundabout - and probably unintentional - way.

If a car`s tires are a bit flat, the car will probably take a bit longer than one hour to actually travel 80 miles - if, while the car is traveling that distance, the speedometer is kept at a constant 80 MPH. (This is really only valid for cars without computerized tire sensors.)

Now, is that what she means? I really doubt it. But, it is true.
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Male 5,314
they will reproduce some day
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Male 5,811
So 5cats, did you put 20`s on this?

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Male 2,694
The scary part is she`s allowed to vote.
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Male 406
Who needs feminism when you`re that pretty?

All joking aside, she is a disgrace. This is a disgrace. World, we have allowed this to take place. Hang your heads in shame. I know I am.
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Male 795
"You`re pretty." - only response necessary.
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Male 1,871
Ron White sums it up for us:
You can`t fix stupid
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Male 182
Well he isn`t with her for her brains.
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Male 5,811
(prolonged sigh)
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Female 2,525
Why do women do this? This ditzy airhead act, I mean. I see celebrities do it all the time, as well as some people I`ve met. Do people find stupid women attractive? Why is this cute? It`s just embarrassing, and infuriating for those of us who aren`t completely retarded.
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Male 6,227
I don`t think it`s fake, I think it`s real. I hope she has some other wonderful qualities to make up for such cluelessness.

How did she ever pass Algebra I? Isn`t that a requirement in every state for a high school diploma? Or is that just wishful thinking on my part?
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Male 438
I think the real question is,

if you marry someone this stupid what is the most likely outcome?

A. Divorce
B. You kill yourself
C. You kill her
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Male 39,948

Jury1of1 [quote]"Why in the drat would you willingly get married so young?" [/quote]
So you are still young enough to enjoy life after the kids are grown and moved out. People who wait until they`re 40-50 to have kids are just stupid. Who wants a snotty teenager in their home when you`re 65 years old!
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Male 40,764
58 minutes? Pretty close!
I had oversized tires on a car, it made the speedo off by 5%...
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Male 715
Trophy Wife is statuesque... brain wise
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Male 39,948

OMG I hope she can cook.

kudos to CJ - good video!
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Male 4,745
The biggest mistake here is this guy marrying that girl. He`s in for a world of loneliness and she`s in for a world of torment.
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Male 3,285
@phosphoreign i doubt he cares about the "dunce" part.
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Male 1,148
The stupid... it burns!
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Male 308
You`re proud that you married a dunce, and you`re filming yourself and your dunce wife while driving... now here`s a pair for the darwin awards.
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Male 2,669
Please sterilize that woman before she reproduces.
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Male 132
Fake. Even that dumb bimbo can`t actually be that dumb. Btw, these young couples in Utah really piss me off. Why in the drat would you willingly get married so young?
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Male 17,511
Link: The Real Meaning Of MPH [Rate Link] - This is just painfully funny to watch her explain what miles per hour means.
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