The Landlord`s Letter [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Weird

A normal landlords normal letter to his not so normal tenants.
There are 28 comments:
Male 694
DOUBLE DUMB ASS
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Male 24
One of the greatest letters ever written, for sure.
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Male 5
5 bucks the tenants were black
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Female 2,549
The XOXO killed me
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Male 2,513
Worse than that, now everyone is taking showers in chicken juice
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Male 1,404
Wow! I`ve worked on a few of these in rural areas with a well system when I worked HVAC. In older systems that have not been brought up to code the systems cistern gets extremely hot from the return water valve. The chicken most likely jammed open the float valve causing an overflow. Yea, I would be pissed.
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Female 4,492
sounds like party central!!!
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Male 514
Is it possible that this complex has a boiler system???
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Male 224
Some older hot water systems have a cistern at the top of a building to provide water pressure. Some especially dodgy cisterns had removable lids.
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Male 41,184
Yeah, you cannot `open` a hot water heater. As has been pointed out.
Even putting it on top of the heater wouldn`t do much good, since they`re typically well insulated...
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Male 14,331
FAKE!!! Like other are saying can;t open and close it like that.

<----- Former plumber.
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Female 4,084
you would have to turn off the water at the main, drain the hot water heater, cut a hole in the top, like removing the top of a tuna can, insert chicken (or body, like in an Alfred Hitchcock story), weld the top back, then reconnect intake and exit pipes. all for boiled chicken? i don`t think so. not to mention that whatever disolvable matter (and bodies of all types are disolvable) put into said hot water heater would be dispersed far and wide throughout said system...

(don`t people read mystery fiction anymore? so much useful information derived...)
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Male 25,416
Mmmmm boiled chicken
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Male 1,122
Sooo....lemme get this straight, do the apartments come with ovens or do we have to go to you to cook our chickens?
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Male 4,902
Hmm sounds like a good place to hide a body, a chihuahua body,,,my Mother`s chihuahua...
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Male 228
You could fit a person in there, but the opening is very small. Plus, the person that opened it would have been injured by the hot water coming out. Those things are sealed. It is not possible to put a chicken in one. I work in property maintenance and have replaced many of them. There are two pipes, one going in and one going out.

I call fake.
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Male 2,419
@CrakrJak
you could fit a PERSON inside one of those things, the real question is who went through the process required to open the water heater just to put a chicken in it?
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Male 10,338
Why would you heat, hot water?
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Male 900
awesome.
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Male 715
@Zombunny ah, I see, wasn`t thinking on a big enough scale
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Female 2,525
@smaus, some apartment buildings have one hot water heater for the whole building. Mine does.
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Female 2,525
Popoooooooo.
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Male 715
I though water heaters were pretty much self contained
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Male 213
Sorry about that, oven was broken. Totally my bad.
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Male 17,511
How the hell does one fit a frozen chicken into the tank of a water heater ?
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Male 6,737
Quite.
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Male 1,625
grandma`s what?
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Female 8,043
Link: The Landlord`s Letter [Pic] [Rate Link] - A normal landlords normal letter to his not so normal tenants.
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