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Date: 03/08/12 09:27 AM

49 Responses to The Greatest Restaurant Is Finally Here! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 9:29 am
    Link: The Greatest Restaurant Is Finally Here! - Attention everyone, I know we`ve waited forever for the most beautiful restaurant to open it`s doors, but it`s here NOW!
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    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 9:34 am
    "Instead of the lemonade, I drank water."

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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 9:35 am
    whoa, i live in the armpit of south arkansas and we have more variety than that!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 9:36 am

    Really? What an old fart ate at Olive Garden?
    Has the world wide interweb run dry?

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    Mogulman Male 18-29
    295 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 9:43 am
    Grand Forks Herald: Hard hitting, relevant news.

    Tonight at 10: Man decides to take the back way home
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 9:45 am
    They must not have a Denny`s if Olive Garden is their "largest and most beautiful restaurant."
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    YIELD_TO_ME Male 18-29
    218 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 9:49 am
    Wow, the `greatest restaurant` and the `greatest web site` all in one place.
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 9:59 am

    Ye Olde Net has run aground.
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    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 9:59 am
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 10:03 am
    what is this poo? Lame post. This is why you suck I-A-B.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 10:03 am
    If this is the hard hitting news in Grand Forks, I think I`m moving there. I`ve had enough of the political BS and everything else out there.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 10:23 am
    We don`t need an Olive Garden around were I live, We have authentic Italians making authentic Italian food.
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 10:29 am
    Does this have any relevance to anyone who doesn`t live near that place?
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    techstorm Male 40-49
    100 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 10:29 am
    You know, I get it. This little old lady from Grand Forks doesn`t get out much. A brand new Olive Garden is the nicest restaurant she`s been in. It`s maybe worth a chuckle at BEST. Have some respect and maybe one day if your lucky enough to live to be her age you`ll get it back.
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    Neo20999 Male 30-39
    84 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 10:49 am
    I thought it was a funny post. And a the final nails in the coffin for any would-be plans I might have had to visit Grand Forks.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 10:56 am
    I don`t get it at all...Grand Forks is a fairly small town, they didn`t have an Olive Garden, now they do, the food critic for the local paper reviewed Olive Garden, what is the joke here?
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 11:05 am
    @freddy, go right ahead, as long as you`re prepared to deal with a state full of passive aggressiveness.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3338 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 11:11 am
    @eugenius what the phuck! why would you post this?
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 11:18 am
    Plus she didnt even reveiw the food. she just said they have a menu with food. At least list some of the menu items instead of saying they have salads, pasta, and water.
    i cant wait to read her thorough review of the new Arby`s they are getting in a few months. maybe she will get a fountain drink this time.
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 11:54 am
    My hometown doesn`t have an Olive Garden. Although there is an Applebee`s. But drat that poo.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 11:55 am
    The whatnow??
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6781 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 11:57 am
    You`re simply above the fold. I`m sure she continues this titillating tale of adventure well into the desert mint.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    IAB what the hell is this post? its not funny, its not satirical, its not even interesting.
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    PvtDeth Male 30-39
    74 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 12:11 pm
    What is this?
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    Her name is Hagerty and she`s old as dirt, hahaha. I found that funny at least.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 12:28 pm
    I dont get it..
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 12:50 pm
    I`m guessing the funny is in the last line "Instead of the raspberry lemonade she suggested, I drank water"... but I don`t get it.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 1:32 pm
    Squrlz4Sale looks amped up for it!!!
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2354 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 2:00 pm
    Remind me to never visit grand forks.
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    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 2:14 pm
    so are we pointing out that every cheap old lady orders water? or that olive garden is not worth waiting for?
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    indisguise Female 40-49
    267 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 2:16 pm
    @ onoffonoffon - No problem. There`s really nothing to see there...
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    North_Dak Male 18-29
    126 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 3:33 pm
    Great college hockey town. Home of the Fighting Sioux! GO SIOUX! But you can`t get into a restaurant on game day unless you get there at lunch.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 4:11 pm
    Knock it off. Leave the sweet old dame be.
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 4:13 pm
    once again proof that IAB is the worst website of its kind! Congrats IAB!!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32829 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 4:13 pm
    Olive Garden is dreadfully mediocre. There`s lots of locally-owned resteraunts in Grand Forks that deserve MY patronage when I visit there!
    Olive Garden? NO!
    Taco Bell? NO!
    & etc.

    Who goes to other places to eat at the SAME food chain they can find at home?
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 4:38 pm
    I ate at Olive Garden once.

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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 5:55 pm
    She`s a decent writer, she makes crap sound like gold.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14628 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 6:29 pm
    I don`t get it.
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    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 6:29 pm
    Still bored. They can`t all be winners I guess.
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    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 6:56 pm
    why is there so much hating on olive garden in the comments. I`ve been there like three times but it was actually really nice.
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    tynged Male 18-29
    2 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 7:46 pm
    @imnakedjumpme , I live in Grand Forks actually. We had a Denny`s and it closed, something with the rent and they did not want to renew there contract and decided to close.

    Grand Forks actually has had a ton of new restaurants open in the last few years. Our state economy has a surplus and we have a huge influx of Canadian shoppers come down every weekend. We have more restaurants than we should due to all of the tourists/shoppers who come through.

    Anyway, being from North Dakota, we do get made fun of a lot about being old fashioned. We do have some of the major chain restaurants but we do still have a lot of local diners and such.
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 8:30 pm
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    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 10:40 pm
    Sorry, I don`t understand the point of this particular submission? Is there a joke somewhere I`m missing?
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 2:18 am
    Too local for me to follow.
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    sosueme1966 Male 40-49
    439 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 5:13 am
    @ Mister C:
    Yeah. Olive Garden sucks.

    Not that I have room to talk. My hometown (thank God I haven`t lived there in 20 years) recently had an article in the local paper about the hysteria surrounding the opening of the areas first White Castle.
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    dblond369 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 11:19 am
    "Instead of the raspberry lemonade she suggested, I drank water." Cheap woman haha
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    camael Female 18-29
    48 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 11:30 am
    I moved from an area with many gross Olive Gardens to a place with none in the general vicinity, and when they decided to build one, the locals reacted kind of like this lady. I was completely boggled by it. I asked some of them if they`d ever actually eaten at one and they said yes, that`s they would drive over an hour to go to the closest one. Finally I broke down and went, to see if maybe I was wrong about Olive Garden. But no, it was still disgusting.
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    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 12:26 pm
    Tiredofnicks: Yeah same here, and I LIVE in Grand Forks HAHA!

    Seriously, I don`t get this post. What is the point? I`ve never been to an Olive Garden though... :S
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 10, 2012 at 7:29 am
    Snotty liberals hate Olive Garden because it represents corporate America, and they have utter contempt for people-- especially "red-state rubes clinging to their guns and religion" -- who disagree with them. Olive Garden may not be four-star haute cuisine, but they serve consistently good food in a pleasant atmosphere at affordable prices. Worst of all, common folk who live out in "fly-over country" actually enjoy it, and for some perverse reason, that galls the left-wing elitists.

    Hey, if you don`t like it, stay away, and we`ll get along fine.

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