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Date: 03/28/12 11:00 AM

22 Responses to The Good News: You Had Sex [Pic]

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    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 10:52 am
    Link: The Good News: You Had Sex - The Bad News: You told the girl where you live and what kind of vehicle you drive... among other things.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 11:04 am
    What the...I don`t even....
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    Doorman Male 30-39
    58 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 11:15 am
    just one word to solve it..

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    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 11:27 am
    I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again:
    Never spill your seed in crazy.
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    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
    321 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 11:33 am
    And now she gets fined for vandalism.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 11:38 am
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    As if that cum dumpster knew who the father was.
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    jboug24 Male 18-29
    48 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 12:20 pm
    she sure went out of her way to spend money to look like an idiot...are those tampons soaked in red kool aid or something? and im pretty sure shes gonna need that baby seat she left on the roof of the car
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 12:37 pm
    @GurnBlaston. Better yet, dont even stick your d*ck in.....
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 12:45 pm
    I wonder why he ran away from her...could it be because she is insane just a wee bit?

    oh no doubt he is a jerk and then some but I doubt based on this pic she is much better.
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    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    @Bujadh, grammar nazi fail. She used "your" correctly here. She`s referring to herself as his "cum dumpster", not calling him a cum dumpster.
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    EmagehtmaI Male 18-29
    187 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 2:13 pm
    Doesn`t matter. Had sex.
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    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 2:20 pm
    maybe she should have just kept her legs together. or at least use contraceptives. stupid bitch.
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    ivran Male 18-29
    599 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 2:47 pm
    Why is she going to court if it was consensual, which it seems like it was since she knew where they give lived.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3877 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 4:55 pm
    @alpensepp. why is it her responsibility to use contraception? why not equally shared responsibility?

    but noticing your age and location, i`m not too surprised you`re a jurassic troll.
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    KitFox Female 30-39
    595 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 5:25 pm
    LMAO @ etta...jurassic troll, I`m totally using that
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 6:00 pm
    @irvan, he`s probably denying that the kid is his, or is refusing to pay child support. I`m not saying the child even IS his, but that`s likely why she`s bringing it to court.
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    j_dizzek_27 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 6:07 pm
    Or it`s a prank by his friends...
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 7:31 pm
    Irvan some slut wants to screw a man for child support.
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 11:26 pm
    Fail. Paintwork not touched.
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    mac_24_seven Male 18-29
    86 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 9:46 am
    Lemme give you a tip on how to properly screw somebodys car over.

    Tal-Strip paint stripper. A can is $7.00 at any auto parts store. Shake it up, spray on, paint bubbles off. Literally, it takes it straight to the metal. Paint job = ruined.

    I guess people just don`t know about it o.0

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 9:34 pm
    or you were involved in cheating

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