The Good News: You Had Sex [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 5 years ago in Funny

The Bad News: You told the girl where you live and what kind of vehicle you drive... among other things.
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Male 25,416
or you were involved in cheating
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Male 86
Lemme give you a tip on how to properly screw somebodys car over.

Tal-Strip paint stripper. A can is $7.00 at any auto parts store. Shake it up, spray on, paint bubbles off. Literally, it takes it straight to the metal. Paint job = ruined.

I guess people just don`t know about it o.0

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Male 1,803
Fail. Paintwork not touched.
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Male 14,827
Irvan some slut wants to screw a man for child support.
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Male 216
Or it`s a prank by his friends...
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Female 803
@irvan, he`s probably denying that the kid is his, or is refusing to pay child support. I`m not saying the child even IS his, but that`s likely why she`s bringing it to court.
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Female 595
LMAO @ etta...jurassic troll, I`m totally using that
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Female 4,086
@alpensepp. why is it her responsibility to use contraception? why not equally shared responsibility?

but noticing your age and location, i`m not too surprised you`re a jurassic troll.
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Male 599
Why is she going to court if it was consensual, which it seems like it was since she knew where they give lived.
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Male 1,364
maybe she should have just kept her legs together. or at least use contraceptives. stupid bitch.
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Male 187
Doesn`t matter. Had sex.
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Male 1,206
@Bujadh, grammar nazi fail. She used "your" correctly here. She`s referring to herself as his "cum dumpster", not calling him a cum dumpster.
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Male 2,345
I wonder why he ran away from her...could it be because she is insane just a wee bit?

oh no doubt he is a jerk and then some but I doubt based on this pic she is much better.
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Male 1,810
@GurnBlaston. Better yet, dont even stick your d*ck in.....
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Male 48
she sure went out of her way to spend money to look like an idiot...are those tampons soaked in red kool aid or something? and im pretty sure shes gonna need that baby seat she left on the roof of the car
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Male 38,462

As if that cum dumpster knew who the father was.
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Male 6,737
you`re*
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Male 321
And now she gets fined for vandalism.
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Male 247
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again:
Never spill your seed in crazy.
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Male 58
just one word to solve it..

"abortion"
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Male 1,754
What the...I don`t even....
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Female 596
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