The Baddest Bad-Ass In The Warehouse [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Funny

Like a glove.
There are 28 comments:
Male 977
This guy is effing pro. I`ve got drifting down, but definitely not a full 180.
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Male 168
And now I know why my Amazon orders are always late.
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Male 1,754
Fwoggie sounds like a douche.
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Male 329
@MechBFP: If you want to tell someone they`re a dumbass, it`s best to use the correct form of your vs. you`re.
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Male 741
Not only would his ass be looking for another job that afternoon, he wouldn`t qualify for unemployment checks for such shenanigans.
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Male 813
I have worked in a warehouse Fwoggie2, your just being a dumbass.
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Male 7
Someone I work with attempted this today... and failed miserably.

We laughed... until he got sent home and we had to clean it up
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Male 4,793
"He`s lucky he doesn`t work in my warehouse otherwise I`d fire his ass."

Sounds like we`re all lucky we don`t work in your warehouse, otherwise we`d be looking for new jobs. non-nice individual.
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Male 4,793
@ Fwoggie2

The back side of a Wal Mart supercenter is a warehouse. And I say this is drating awesome. If a person is doing this and knows the risks, then it`s their problem if they get hurt. If a person is doing this and doesn`t know the risks, then natural selection ftw. No matter what happens here, I win.
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Male 4,902
New Superhero
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Male 1,803
@Fwoggie2
Did you post that just to let others know that you are in charge of people?

No, Health and Safety`s a big thing of mine. In the US 100 people die and 95,000 are injured every year in warehouses. I haven`t had anyone die on me, but I have had a guy break limbs being crushed by 10 tonne narrow aisle forklift reach cranes (the operator didn`t see him, the victim wasn`t on the safety walk path, he`d cut the corner). If this guy wants to go play, there`s probably a local skate park or quiet road nearby, this ain`t the place. You have to work in a warehouse for a bit to understand what it`s really like.
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Male 25,416
SKILLZ
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Male 2,592
Still can`t go over a zip tie...
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Male 2,332
I hope the cricket at least bought you dinner afterwards.
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Male 1,249
Also this is easier than it looks but just as fun.
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Male 1,249
I lost my big toe nail riding a pallet jack at a pet shop i worked for once, a cricket jumped in the way and I had to perform an emergency stop. Totally stubbed my big toe and lost the whole nail, had to go home early but I did save the cricket.
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Male 1,586
I used to do this when I worked in a warehouse, but I never tried to do it into a pallet that is pretty impressive.
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Male 103
I might try this....
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Male 10
@Fwoggie2
Did you post that just to let others know that you are in charge of people?
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Male 2,756
Arguably the least productive, as well.
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Male 6,737
This man is my God.
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Male 158
Lighten up Fwoggie2.
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Male 3,285
haha. Where i used to work, a ton of people used to do that.
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Male 1,803
He`s lucky he doesn`t work in my warehouse otherwise I`d fire his ass.
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Female 54
that`s awesome! i wonder how many times he had to try that before he did it without knocking all the boxes over.
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Male 650
That is f*cking awesome!
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Male 570
Ace Ventura! What do I win?
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Male 1,620
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