Someone Is Needy On Facebook? I`m Shocked! [Pic]

Submitted by: nerb 5 years ago in Funny

Let him poop, sweetheart.
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Male 1,449
@Penguinato23 - A-Fricken-Men!
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Male 294
Yeah, more like the dude made his way out of the window in the bathroom to escape the insane chick and is just trying to buy himself some time to cover some ground before she gets out the chloroform and starts looking for him.
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Male 5,413
Let the man crap in pie-...wait why is he using Facebook on toilet anyway?
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Male 1,674
I call fake: The desperately clinging "I can`t be without you" part of the relationship should correspond with the I don`t want to poop while my GF is around part.
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Female 2,549
Oh this that lady who later whoops him in the train.
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Male 2,199
"He should have just gotten a puppy. Just as needy, but it won`t take half your stuff when the relationship goes sour."

"Plus you can eat it."

technically... you can eat both, but lets not get into semantics
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Male 835
Kitty!
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Male 40,752
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Male 132
Also, how long did this guy go without pooping???
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Male 934
That breakup`s gonna hurt.
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Male 15,270
"He should have just gotten a puppy. Just as needy, but it won`t take half your stuff when the relationship goes sour."

Plus you can eat it.
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Male 1,218
He should have just gotten a puppy. Just as needy, but it won`t take half your stuff when the relationship goes sour.
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Male 646
This one will be great when it implodes. Wish I could get a ticket to watch that.
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Male 2,085
I never even considered that application for a smart phone. I can`t even think how many times I have had to take a dump with nothing to read.
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Male 1,071
She`s worse than my damn dog! Let me crap in peace!!
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Male 157
Women are crazy.
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Male 148
Can`t stand people like that.
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Male 8
1) Quit checking your FB while you are taking a dump.
2) Dump the girl. She may cut something off if you take too long next time.
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Female 3,726
leesah
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
1059 Posts Friday, March 30, 2012 11:51:14 AM
"But that is kinda cute."

The poop part or the desperately clingy part?
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I am assuming Tiredofnicks thinks the "desperate, clingy, I`ll boil your bunny and cut your d*ck off if you EVER leave me" part is cute...um, yeah, good luck with that.
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Male 92
If she misses him that much...blump him!
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Male 5,811
Teens often confuse infatuation with love.
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Male 5,811
FFS.
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Male 4,242
nutter
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Female 349
Part of the reason I quit facebook.
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Female 494
Scary. :/
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Male 25,416
That was silly....
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Female 4,084
good god, grow the hell up!
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Female 3,562
She`s goddamn obsessed if she can`t spend time without him. Hell, I`d get annoyed if I had to spend every waking hour with my boyfriend.
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Female 418
Zzz
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Male 6,737
Dump her!
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Male 40,752
If she REALLY loved him, she`d help him poop. Just sayin`.
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Male 39,921

Run.
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Male 1,510
Jenn should give him a lumpkin.
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Male 358
Which one is more needy?
Her for not being able to go two minutes without him and posting it on facebook, or him for not being able to leave facebook for two minutes while he poops?
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Female 1,566
"But that is kinda cute."

The poop part or the desperately clingy part?
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Male 5,094
But that is kinda cute.
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Male 599
oh lawd
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Female 296
Link: Someone Is Needy On Facebook? I`m Shocked! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Let him poop, sweetheart.
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