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Date: 03/30/12 11:39 AM

38 Responses to Someone Is Needy On Facebook? I`m Shocked! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of nerb
    nerb Female 18-29
    296 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 11:40 am
    Link: Someone Is Needy On Facebook? I`m Shocked! - Let him poop, sweetheart.
  2. Profile photo of ivran
    ivran Male 18-29
    599 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 11:47 am
    oh lawd
  3. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 11:49 am
    But that is kinda cute.
  4. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 11:51 am
    "But that is kinda cute."

    The poop part or the desperately clingy part?
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    monsterzero Male 40-49
    353 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 11:55 am
    Which one is more needy?
    Her for not being able to go two minutes without him and posting it on facebook, or him for not being able to leave facebook for two minutes while he poops?
  6. Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 11:55 am
    Jenn should give him a lumpkin.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Run.
  8. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 11:57 am
    If she REALLY loved him, she`d help him poop. Just sayin`.
  9. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 12:01 pm
    Dump her!
  10. Profile photo of sweatpeanis
    sweatpeanis Female 18-29
    418 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 12:01 pm
    Zzz
  11. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 12:02 pm
    She`s goddamn obsessed if she can`t spend time without him. Hell, I`d get annoyed if I had to spend every waking hour with my boyfriend.
  12. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3775 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 12:04 pm
    good god, grow the hell up!
  13. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 12:14 pm
    That was silly....
  14. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 12:27 pm
    Scary. :/
  15. Profile photo of Misfit-Mutt
    Misfit-Mutt Female 18-29
    349 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 12:27 pm
    Part of the reason I quit facebook.
  16. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 12:35 pm
    nutter
  17. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 12:55 pm
    FFS.
  18. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 1:00 pm
    Teens often confuse infatuation with love.
  19. Profile photo of bompa1997
    bompa1997 Male 60-69
    92 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 1:26 pm
    If she misses him that much...blump him!
  20. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    leesah
    Female, 18-29, Midwest US
    1059 Posts Friday, March 30, 2012 11:51:14 AM
    "But that is kinda cute."

    The poop part or the desperately clingy part?
    ____

    I am assuming Tiredofnicks thinks the "desperate, clingy, I`ll boil your bunny and cut your d*ck off if you EVER leave me" part is cute...um, yeah, good luck with that.
  21. Profile photo of HopsandMalt
    HopsandMalt Male 18-29
    8 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 1:43 pm
    1) Quit checking your FB while you are taking a dump.
    2) Dump the girl. She may cut something off if you take too long next time.
  22. Profile photo of bloomi
    bloomi Male 18-29
    148 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 1:44 pm
    Can`t stand people like that.
  23. Profile photo of NILE12
    NILE12 Male 18-29
    157 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 4:05 pm
    Women are crazy.
  24. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1053 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 4:48 pm
    She`s worse than my damn dog! Let me crap in peace!!
  25. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2068 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 5:08 pm
    I never even considered that application for a smart phone. I can`t even think how many times I have had to take a dump with nothing to read.
  26. Profile photo of mcboozerilla
    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 6:16 pm
    This one will be great when it implodes. Wish I could get a ticket to watch that.
  27. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 6:57 pm
    He should have just gotten a puppy. Just as needy, but it won`t take half your stuff when the relationship goes sour.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 9:07 pm
    "He should have just gotten a puppy. Just as needy, but it won`t take half your stuff when the relationship goes sour."

    Plus you can eat it.
  29. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 9:37 pm
    That breakup`s gonna hurt.
  30. Profile photo of BDT1981
    BDT1981 Male 18-29
    132 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 9:38 pm
    Also, how long did this guy go without pooping???
  31. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 9:48 pm
  32. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 10:58 pm
    Kitty!
  33. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    March 31, 2012 at 1:12 am
    "He should have just gotten a puppy. Just as needy, but it won`t take half your stuff when the relationship goes sour."

    "Plus you can eat it."

    technically... you can eat both, but lets not get into semantics
  34. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    March 31, 2012 at 5:41 am
    Oh this that lady who later whoops him in the train.
  35. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    March 31, 2012 at 7:25 am
    I call fake: The desperately clinging "I can`t be without you" part of the relationship should correspond with the I don`t want to poop while my GF is around part.
  36. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    March 31, 2012 at 1:54 pm
    Let the man crap in pie-...wait why is he using Facebook on toilet anyway?
  37. Profile photo of Penguinato23
    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    March 31, 2012 at 2:00 pm
    Yeah, more like the dude made his way out of the window in the bathroom to escape the insane chick and is just trying to buy himself some time to cover some ground before she gets out the chloroform and starts looking for him.
  38. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    March 31, 2012 at 4:32 pm
    @Penguinato23 - A-Fricken-Men!

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