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Date: 03/18/12 10:32 AM

32 Responses to Sh*t Programmer`s Say

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    kangoala Male 18-29
    702 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    Link: Sh*t Programmer`s Say - Yep. That`s pretty much what they say...
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    tedgp Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2012 at 10:38 am
    yawn.
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    jonathanhall Male 30-39
    24 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 10:41 am
    Am I the only one who thought the last line would be "F*ck Internet Explorer!"?
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    March 18, 2012 at 10:48 am
    LOL :-)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    March 18, 2012 at 10:48 am
    Don`t they EVER shut up? lolz!
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    March 18, 2012 at 10:50 am
    I was waiting for the stressed out response when it`s not working right, and then it happens. Perfect ^-^
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    DasUberPoop Male 30-39
    209 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 11:03 am
    OFTLOG edit out that apostrophe, please...
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2012 at 11:08 am
    as a freshman at IT, i can relate to everything that was just said. just not... litteraly. not manu chicks tharrr....
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    Danceyn Male 18-29
    17 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 11:12 am
    What a pointless video.....
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    youlikeicecr Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2012 at 11:15 am
    for a minute there I thought they had forgotten "F.U.C.K!", but they certainly forgot "why? why? why? why? WHY? ... F.U.C.K!"
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    birdz Female 18-29
    77 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 11:16 am
    Yeeeeep. Story of my Friday nights. Make weird faces at computer while typing occasionally punctuated by swearing.

    Thank you professors for always making programming assignments due Fridays at midnight.
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    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 11:20 am
    that`s only the first 20 minutes or so after starting...give it a bit of time they`d be surrounded by cups of coffee and offering a blood sacrifice to the sun god
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 11:49 am
    i`m a programmer and i approve this video
    especially the fudge part...fking xcode with all its weird errs
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    I was so getting ready for "drat!" I knew it was coming.
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    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    Sometimes the code works but you don`t know why, that`s equally frustrating
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2012 at 12:13 pm
    What kind of programmer uses an Apple computer to do their heavy programming?

    Linux all the way!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 12:26 pm
    Thats spot on
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    blobby5 Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2012 at 3:00 pm
    Real programmers don`t listen to music while working. Real programming is 80% pacing and muttering to oneself, and 20% pressing keys.
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 4:06 pm
    Pacing and muttering? You don`t sound very productive.
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    SnoopyBG Male 18-29
    653 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 4:17 pm
    "Sh*t Programmer`s Say"?
    Man you don`t know your own language.
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    helix25 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 4:40 pm
    Real programmers don`t listen to music while working. Real programming is 80% pacing and muttering to oneself, and 20% pressing keys.

    I agree with the latter, but don`t listen to music? lul joke
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    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 5:38 pm
    Where was the "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?" ?
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    HiEv Male 40-49
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    March 18, 2012 at 6:09 pm
    ...
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 6:25 pm
    but they aren`t saying anything!
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    thelonious Male 40-49
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    March 18, 2012 at 7:25 pm
    Hmm. In the real world programmers say a lot. Mostly to berate other programming patterns and questioning why some guys would even think of trying to reinvent XML as a string only based data representation and who the hell would want a javascript framework payload bigger than the app and all sorts of nasty stuff. At least once you get to the inner sanctum.
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    Jury1of1 Male 30-39
    132 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 12:08 am
    It works on my box.
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 1:27 am
    They also say "WHY THE drat ARE YOU RECORDING ME WORKING YOU LOSER?"
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 1:34 am
    10 on escape goto 20
    20 avoid work by fapping
    30 do some coding
    40 get frustrated
    50 go to 20
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    740 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 5:53 am
    Pretty well sums it up. They did miss the opportunity for someone to come into the office and get cussed out after they leave for interrupting a train of thought.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 10:10 am
    What kind of programmer uses an Apple computer to do their heavy programming?

    Linux all the way!
    Yeah, it`ll filter to Apple eventually when they rip it off from open source.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 6:57 pm
    If you are talking about some flavor of unix it already has. I had to use a power book pro for work at a job. It actually had a decent unix setup that ran everything we needed regarding jboss and it`s services. I think I spent 99% of my time on that apple in a console window.
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 10:47 am
    Real programmers don`t listen to music ? Wtf?

    Nothing like a code frenzy in time with the thudding base (sha-lah-lah-lah). It`s good fun, stream of code sort of thing, as close to the coding idyll as you can get. AND it keeps the users and people who don`t know how to pronounce DATA out of your hair.

    Mind you I`m a PL/SQL data whore, well into my second decade of coding, I guess you youngsters have such sh*t music, you can`t code (..to it).

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