Sh*t Programmer`s Say

Submitted by: kangoala 5 years ago in Funny

Yep. That"s pretty much what they say...
There are 32 comments:
Male 2,220
Real programmers don`t listen to music ? Wtf?

Nothing like a code frenzy in time with the thudding base (sha-lah-lah-lah). It`s good fun, stream of code sort of thing, as close to the coding idyll as you can get. AND it keeps the users and people who don`t know how to pronounce DATA out of your hair.

Mind you I`m a PL/SQL data whore, well into my second decade of coding, I guess you youngsters have such sh*t music, you can`t code (..to it).
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Male 3,310
If you are talking about some flavor of unix it already has. I had to use a power book pro for work at a job. It actually had a decent unix setup that ran everything we needed regarding jboss and it`s services. I think I spent 99% of my time on that apple in a console window.
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Male 5,811
[quote]What kind of programmer uses an Apple computer to do their heavy programming?

Linux all the way![/quote]
Yeah, it`ll filter to Apple eventually when they rip it off from open source.
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Male 1,394
Pretty well sums it up. They did miss the opportunity for someone to come into the office and get cussed out after they leave for interrupting a train of thought.
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Male 14,832
10 on escape goto 20
20 avoid work by fapping
30 do some coding
40 get frustrated
50 go to 20
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Male 809
They also say "WHY THE drat ARE YOU RECORDING ME WORKING YOU LOSER?"
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Male 132
It works on my box.
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Male 3,310
Hmm. In the real world programmers say a lot. Mostly to berate other programming patterns and questioning why some guys would even think of trying to reinvent XML as a string only based data representation and who the hell would want a javascript framework payload bigger than the app and all sorts of nasty stuff. At least once you get to the inner sanctum.
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Female 4,359
but they aren`t saying anything!
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Male 621
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Male 540
Where was the "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?" ?
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Male 165
Real programmers don`t listen to music while working. Real programming is 80% pacing and muttering to oneself, and 20% pressing keys.

I agree with the latter, but don`t listen to music? lul joke
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Male 675
"Sh*t Programmer`s Say"?
Man you don`t know your own language.
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Male 646
Pacing and muttering? You don`t sound very productive.
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Male 144
Real programmers don`t listen to music while working. Real programming is 80% pacing and muttering to oneself, and 20% pressing keys.
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Male 25,416
Thats spot on
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Male 3,462
What kind of programmer uses an Apple computer to do their heavy programming?

Linux all the way!
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Male 1,540
I was so getting ready for "drat!" I knew it was coming.
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Male 716
Sometimes the code works but you don`t know why, that`s equally frustrating
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Male 687
i`m a programmer and i approve this video
especially the fudge part...fking xcode with all its weird errs
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Male 395
that`s only the first 20 minutes or so after starting...give it a bit of time they`d be surrounded by cups of coffee and offering a blood sacrifice to the sun god
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Female 77
Yeeeeep. Story of my Friday nights. Make weird faces at computer while typing occasionally punctuated by swearing.

Thank you professors for always making programming assignments due Fridays at midnight.
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Male 237
for a minute there I thought they had forgotten "F.U.C.K!", but they certainly forgot "why? why? why? why? WHY? ... F.U.C.K!"
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Male 17
What a pointless video.....
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Male 3,619
as a freshman at IT, i can relate to everything that was just said. just not... litteraly. not manu chicks tharrr....
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Male 209
OFTLOG edit out that apostrophe, please...
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Female 2,674
I was waiting for the stressed out response when it`s not working right, and then it happens. Perfect ^-^
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Male 37,774
Don`t they EVER shut up? lolz!
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Male 17,512
LOL :-)
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Male 24
Am I the only one who thought the last line would be "F*ck Internet Explorer!"?
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Male 3,285
yawn.
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Male 702
Link: Sh*t Programmer`s Say [Rate Link] - Yep. That`s pretty much what they say...
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