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Date: 03/17/12 07:43 AM

18 Responses to Shoenice Eats Cryons

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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 8:33 am
    Link: Shoenice Eats Cryons - I bet his toilet looked like a rainbow!
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 8:09 am
    just shut it, get skin cancer and die alone already....
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    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2012 at 8:20 am
    What`s Cryons? *Crayons
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 17, 2012 at 8:52 am
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    gary8162 Male 40-49
    939 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 8:53 am
    Alright, a few things to post here...

    First post: You mean to tell me that with a talent like that, no one has snatched him up yet!

    Second post: He should`ve finished it off with a white crayon for a "cleaner, brighter smile".

    Third post: It would be worth going to the dentist for a good cleaning just to hear the dentist say "What the f*ck is wrong with you?".
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 9:07 am
    Probably nothing unhealthy about those crayons... kids use them so I bet they`re tested more than most pharmaceuticals!

    Plus, it`s a fact that if you are strapped for food (wilderness, apocalypse etc) - eating candles is a good food substitute. It`s basically like eating an oil/ fat.
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 10:22 am
    WTF he ate the paper. That`s just dumb.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 10:33 am
    Humiliating oneself on youtube. It`s one way to make a living, I guess.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 1:43 pm
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 1:45 pm
    Is "Shoenice" even a name? Hey Shoenice, nice shoe?
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    ak2nc1 Female 18-29
    867 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 3:07 pm
    LOL this guy is a classic burnout
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    Oblahdi Male 18-29
    8 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 3:24 pm
    He sounds like he is already having poo problems 4 colors in. What`s with the grunting?
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    NILE12 Male 18-29
    157 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 4:21 pm
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    fisturbator Male 18-29
    29 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 4:24 pm
    He looks like he`s eaten a few too many orange crayons.
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    DaniDrkHrt Female 18-29
    212 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 6:37 pm
    Dude, sunscreen... use it! You look like a freakin Oompa Loompa.
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    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 12:43 am
    Dude, just take the paper off
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    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 1:46 pm
    Without the paper it probably wouldn`t be so bad. at least then the chunks wouldn`t stick together. Hell, even little kids know to take the paper off first.

    It`s ok though, he has a dog named mofo cause it walks around fresh as a mofo, and claims he spends his days on the sands of south beach watching topless bitches and drinking beer. He also kind of strikes me as the type of guy you`d expect to see buying used women`s underwear online, but that`s besides the point.

    If a man like that doesn`t deserve to be able to eat crayons his own way, then I don`t know who does.
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 12:19 am
    sorry i clicked here lame

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