Shoenice Eats Cryons

Submitted by: Fleaman1797 4 years ago Funny

I bet his toilet looked like a rainbow!
There are 18 comments:
Male 766
sorry i clicked here lame
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Male 294
Without the paper it probably wouldn`t be so bad. at least then the chunks wouldn`t stick together. Hell, even little kids know to take the paper off first.

It`s ok though, he has a dog named mofo cause it walks around fresh as a mofo, and claims he spends his days on the sands of south beach watching topless bitches and drinking beer. He also kind of strikes me as the type of guy you`d expect to see buying used women`s underwear online, but that`s besides the point.

If a man like that doesn`t deserve to be able to eat crayons his own way, then I don`t know who does.
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Male 926
Dude, just take the paper off
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Female 212
Dude, sunscreen... use it! You look like a freakin Oompa Loompa.
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Male 29
He looks like he`s eaten a few too many orange crayons.
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Male 157
Delicious.
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Male 8
He sounds like he is already having poo problems 4 colors in. What`s with the grunting?
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Female 870
LOL this guy is a classic burnout
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Male 2,033
Is "Shoenice" even a name? Hey Shoenice, nice shoe?
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Male 25,416
y?????????
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Male 14,774
Humiliating oneself on youtube. It`s one way to make a living, I guess.
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Male 835
WTF he ate the paper. That`s just dumb.
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Male 2,586
Probably nothing unhealthy about those crayons... kids use them so I bet they`re tested more than most pharmaceuticals!

Plus, it`s a fact that if you are strapped for food (wilderness, apocalypse etc) - eating candles is a good food substitute. It`s basically like eating an oil/ fat.
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Male 945
Alright, a few things to post here...

First post: You mean to tell me that with a talent like that, no one has snatched him up yet!

Second post: He should`ve finished it off with a white crayon for a "cleaner, brighter smile".

Third post: It would be worth going to the dentist for a good cleaning just to hear the dentist say "What the f*ck is wrong with you?".
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Male 37,888
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Male 1,377
What`s Cryons? *Crayons
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Male 1,950
just shut it, get skin cancer and die alone already....
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Male 718
Link: Shoenice Eats Cryons [Rate Link] - I bet his toilet looked like a rainbow!
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