ONE MORE MOTHER-F`ING SLICE!?!? [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Funny

Goddamn, it"s a brave new world all of a sudden!
There are 29 comments:
Male 531
drat yea i hate when i use up all 10 slices on one sandwich, good to know ill always have 1 extra now
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Male 1,810
Each slice is a little lighter that before, actual weight of the whole pkg is still the same. Just a marketing gimmick......
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Female 6,381
You know, if they added one more slice, maybe they could give the quantity a special name.
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Male 1,595
I was expecting it to say "Now it`s more Swiss!"
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Male 2,424
ugh that was cheesy
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Male 3,842
"You’re on 10, all the way up...Where can you go from there? Nowhere. What we do, is if we need that extra push over the cliff...Eleven. One louder."

"Why don’t you just make 10 louder and make 10 be the top number, and make that a little louder?"

"These go to 11."
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Male 347
I`m assuming you get it for free, i.e. the price didn`t change. so it is a nice bonus, isn`t it?
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Female 1,181
@BlankTom - you could divide the last slice into 5 equal pieces?
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Male 1,674
that`s no good - how am i going to divide that evenly among my 5 children.
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Male 11,739
You can`t handle more than one extra slice. It`s just that. f*cking. good.
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Male 216
Oh my GOD!!! I`m sold.
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Male 2,384
WOAH! thats a drating DEAL!!!
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Male 495
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEAAAAAAAAHHH
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Male 40,414
I`d rather have 10% more cheese than 1 more slice...
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Male 25,417
freebies
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Male 620
What they fail to mention is the total weight of the product is still the same.


Thanks kraft, for making thinner slices.
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Female 3,562
It may have one more slice, but then they charge you a third more of the original price, right?
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Male 347
At a time when most packaging is getting smaller, people are complaining about a 10% increase in the size of a pack of cheese?
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Male 39,619

[quote]"Isn`t it called American Cheese?" [/quote]
No, American cheese is bland, orange, and tasteless.
Like Homer Simpson.
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Male 3,327
I was going to do the whole Spinal Tap, "It goes to 11" thing, but I see I`ve been beaten to the punch line.
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Male 15,187
"it`s not really swiss"

Isn`t it called American Cheese?
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Male 977
it`s kraft... it`s not really swiss
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Male 406
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Male 10,440
This will surely cause an imbalance in the global economy. The world demand for sliced swiss cheese is now through the roof.
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Male 3,445
"Why don`t they just have 10, but make each piece larger?"

"This one has 11."
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Male 2,419
i bet it`s the same mass
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Male 934
Dammit Kraft, stop giving away cheese! You`re ruining my stock values.
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Male 1,440
This just in, Kraft has gone out of business, it`s decision to add 1 extra slice of cheese, is credited with the company`s bankruptcy.
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Male 1,620
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