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Date: 03/09/12 09:07 AM

29 Responses to ONE MORE MOTHER-F`ING SLICE!?!? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 9:08 am
    Link: ONE MORE MOTHER-F`ING SLICE!?!? - Goddamn, it`s a brave new world all of a sudden!
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 9:22 am
    This just in, Kraft has gone out of business, it`s decision to add 1 extra slice of cheese, is credited with the company`s bankruptcy.
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 9:24 am
    Dammit Kraft, stop giving away cheese! You`re ruining my stock values.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 9:33 am
    i bet it`s the same mass
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 9:36 am
    "Why don`t they just have 10, but make each piece larger?"

    "This one has 11."
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 9:39 am
    This will surely cause an imbalance in the global economy. The world demand for sliced swiss cheese is now through the roof.
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    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
    406 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 9:45 am
    11 is better
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 9:47 am
    it`s kraft... it`s not really swiss
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 10:18 am
    "it`s not really swiss"

    Isn`t it called American Cheese?
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 10:54 am
    I was going to do the whole Spinal Tap, "It goes to 11" thing, but I see I`ve been beaten to the punch line.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 11:25 am

    "Isn`t it called American Cheese?"
    No, American cheese is bland, orange, and tasteless.
    Like Homer Simpson.
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    doug1963aaa Male 40-49
    347 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 11:43 am
    At a time when most packaging is getting smaller, people are complaining about a 10% increase in the size of a pack of cheese?
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 11:50 am
    It may have one more slice, but then they charge you a third more of the original price, right?
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    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 12:30 pm
    What they fail to mention is the total weight of the product is still the same.


    Thanks kraft, for making thinner slices.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 12:40 pm
    freebies
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 12:52 pm
    I`d rather have 10% more cheese than 1 more slice...
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    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 1:03 pm
    AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEAAAAAAAAHHH
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 1:23 pm
    WOAH! thats a drating DEAL!!!
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    j_dizzek_27 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    Oh my GOD!!! I`m sold.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 2:08 pm
    You can`t handle more than one extra slice. It`s just that. f*cking. good.
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 2:35 pm
    that`s no good - how am i going to divide that evenly among my 5 children.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 4:10 pm
    @BlankTom - you could divide the last slice into 5 equal pieces?
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    alsobored Male 18-29
    347 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 6:55 pm
    I`m assuming you get it for free, i.e. the price didn`t change. so it is a nice bonus, isn`t it?
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 8:16 pm
    "You’re on 10, all the way up...Where can you go from there? Nowhere. What we do, is if we need that extra push over the cliff...Eleven. One louder."

    "Why don’t you just make 10 louder and make 10 be the top number, and make that a little louder?"

    "These go to 11."
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 8:46 pm
    ugh that was cheesy
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 8:57 pm
    I was expecting it to say "Now it`s more Swiss!"
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 10:39 pm
    You know, if they added one more slice, maybe they could give the quantity a special name.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    March 10, 2012 at 6:25 am
    Each slice is a little lighter that before, actual weight of the whole pkg is still the same. Just a marketing gimmick......
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    drgnfire Male 18-29
    531 posts
    March 10, 2012 at 9:08 am
    drat yea i hate when i use up all 10 slices on one sandwich, good to know ill always have 1 extra now

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