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21 Responses to Now Paying For Merchandise Is Easy Than Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of half-a-life
    half-a-life Male 13-17
    254 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 1:56 pm
    Link: Now Paying For Merchandise Is Easy Than Ever - Now, no need to carry around cumbersome credit cards!
  2. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2376 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 2:22 pm
    no no that`s the blowjob machine
  3. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 2:26 pm
    Really? I thought it was a hand Job machine
  4. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 2:44 pm
    Lame photoshop
  5. Profile photo of andynaylor
    andynaylor Male 18-29
    239 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 3:02 pm
    It`s not shopped. I work for Wincor as an Epos Engineer, we supply and maintain these and you can reprogram them to display any message depending on what the store format they`re put in.
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    korahn Male 30-39
    1410 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 3:41 pm
    It`s a trap!
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    Orchideous Male 18-29
    361 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 4:21 pm
    Ahh Tesco
  8. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 4:45 pm
    imagine being robbed

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37890 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    Wait... is that an ACM ?
    Automatic Circumcision Machine.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15510 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 6:10 pm
    Im glad sperm banks are more in touch with todays technology now
  11. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 7:07 pm
    "1. Scan
    2. Pack
    3. Pay"

    Hookers were so much more fun in my day.
  12. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2592 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 8:33 pm
    You didn`t evem have to say please..
  13. Profile photo of alsobored
    alsobored Male 18-29
    347 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 10:16 pm
    lol the 0.00kg
  14. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25417 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 11:25 pm
    Sperm donation was so much easier in my day
  15. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4902 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 12:37 am
    I lol`d
  16. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4793 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 3:27 am
    Sorry ladies, you still have to carry a card.
  17. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6227 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 5:30 am
    1. Scan
    2. Pack
    3. Pay
    4. Pork.

    Works for me.
  18. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 6:17 am
    hahahaha Tesco FTW. (never thought I`d post that anywhere lol)
  19. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4594 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 7:18 am
    Sadly, I fear my dick would fall short and I`d have to put all my stuff back on the shelves.
  20. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2376 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 10:17 am
    wait who played POSTAL? this is the STD machine!!!!!!!!!
  21. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 3:57 pm
    Cumbersome. Heh.

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