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Date: 03/21/12 08:40 AM

17 Responses to New Developments In Pizza Technology [Pic]

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    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 8:41 am
    Link: New Developments In Pizza Technology - Pizza Bong!, new from Domino`s.
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 8:49 am
    I`ll get a pepperoni toke & bake.
    it percolates through the marinara sauce, but where is the parmesan bread bite bowl piece?
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 8:50 am
    WIN!
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 8:52 am
    that would make millonarios
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 8:53 am
    What a moron to take that picture wearing his uniform. Way to get yourself fired, idiot!
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 9:13 am
    I`ve made bongs out of all sorts of stuff, but honestly, this just seems like a waste of perfectly good pizza.
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    tatervent Male 18-29
    373 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 10:56 am
    TruTenrMan... I doubt even if his boss saw this the kid got fired, calm down.
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    jpwhitfo Male 40-49
    169 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 11:05 am
    Well... it makes perfect sense. You are going to be hungry after smokin` that bowl, right?
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    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 11:36 am
    I tried the apple pipe thing once, wasn`t all that great, so I imagine this isn`t going to be any better
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 12:03 pm
    Some how im thinking he will be recognised.
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    j_dizzek_27 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 12:34 pm
    As if his manager wouldn`t recognize him if he saw this.
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    oh no, he might get fired from his prestigeous carrier as a Dominos delivery driver.

    In culinary arts college i always used a pear and a carrot.
    Put a pen all the way thru the pear from top to bottom. then use the pen to poke a hole at the wide part down thru to meet the existing open hole. now you have a pipe with a carb hole. Then cut 1/3 off the length of the carrot and hollow the smaller section out in a cone shape and poke a 1/4" hole thru it and whittle the bottom end to fit into the hole in the wide part of the pear so you have a removable bowl piece. this keeps the "tobacco" from getting wet as it would if placed directly into the pear or apple.
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    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    March 21, 2012 at 2:38 pm
    Have we considered that chances are good that there`s no weed in there and that no one would care that much if they knew who he was? Having something that looks like a smoking implement and pretending to smoke out of it isn`t exactly outrageously inappropriate or anything. It`s not like it`s a picture of him wiping his balls on a pizza or something.

    As to his little thinger, hey, at least now you don`t have to stop at drinking the bong water. Go all the way! Eat the bong too! Eh, actually it`s more water-pipe-ish looking, as I think to be considered a bong it has to have that main chamber that goes up, but I`m not exactly an expert on smoking paraphernalia. Come to think of it if you put water in it in any way it would get all soggy, unless there`s some sort of lining on the inside, which judging by the end part it looks like there might be.
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    D-Roc17 Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2012 at 3:12 pm
    i cant believe i never thought of that imnakd, when i was in high school we would always smoke out of a pear mainly because I`m allergic to apples... way to step it up tho
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 7:21 am
    I can`t imagine the weed would taste any good, nor the pizza.
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 8:40 am
    @jtrebowski

    How much worse can domino`s be?
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    j_dizzek_27 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 10:41 am
    I personally don`t care what he`s doing, I myself was just commenting on the poor censorship...if I knew the man I think I`d recognize him, and possibly give him a high five.

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