Never-Worn Engagement Ring: For Sale, Cheap [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Funny

Diamonds are forever. Love isn"t.
There are 51 comments:
Male 6,737
@LadyMorgue "I don`t know why some women are so obsessed with expensive jewelry.

Not a fan of that personally."

Marry me!
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Male 3,909
Yeah, I remember this happening before in a movie called "Old School"
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Male 417
Knight takes Queen .... Bishop takes Queen
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Male 14,334
I`m here for the gangbang!!
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Male 613
Business trip huh? Riiight
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Female 2,674
A tale as old as time. Sometimes a girl just needs a good hard gang banging.
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Male 5,811
I know this guy. Funny thing is that he wasn`t always this angry.
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Male 38,774

@ LazyMe - I may be a fool, but you`re apparently illiterate. You said ...
[quote]"The kind of girl I want to marry will not care for such trivial things anyway." [/quote] Now go back and read what I wrote. Because what I said in no way modifies your statement about grand gestures or romance.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Misuse of one should be a crime.
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Male 3,475
Marriage is STUPID.
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Male 1,810
@Crakrjak. True that. Best comment on this thread....
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Female 4,086
@clockwork. i`m assuming you weren`t being facetious, so thank you for the kind words.
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Male 2,528
I think someone watched "Old School" one too many times.
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Male 14,867
I hope all you gals that proposed on Feb 29th bought your man a great big diamond ring.
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Female 4,359
wtf is that tka? that was like something out of the ring...
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Male 6,227
@MCMXCIII (aka 1993): OK, so I`ve watched a few Adventure Time clips and I`m interested... feeling a strange desire to call in sick today and spend the day in bed in my pajamas, eating bowls of Apple Jacks, and watching this stuff. =^.^=
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Male 3
I went to college in Utah and this is really common. you would see these ads hung up on the student union cork board all the time.
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Male 6,737
Wow. That`s grim.
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Male 115
It`s sad because this is what our world is like, but it`s no surprise because we were told it would be this way...

http://www.LittleScroll.com
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Female 1,356
That`s sad... poor guy.
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Male 1,429
They make porns that start out like that.
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Male 25,416
Love is depressing
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Male 43
"MCMXCIII, that show is horrible, you man-child."

Adventure Time is awesome. You clearly have no sense of fun. ;p
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Male 1,745
anyone who buys a diamond ring is an idiot.
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Male 3,894
This is depressing.
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Male 678
MCMXCIII, that show is horrible, you man-child.
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Male 356
Really Squrlz, really?
You have never heard of Adventure Time, never ever?

Dude you`re not living life.
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Male 411
Maybe she was working off the cost of the ring to pay him back?...nah she a hoe.
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Male 10,440
[quote] but you`ll love her so much you`ll WANT her to have it [/quote]
You`re a fool gerry. That`s not what I said at all.
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Male 6,227
@BunnyNaku: What`s the story of your avatar pic? It`s hilarious, but I don`t know the story behind it--or even what it is, really.
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Female 5,222
@crakrjak true story sir, true story
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Male 14,867
My wife`s GFs convinced her that 3Cts was the minimum standard. Luckily, nobody told her how big a carat was and nobody had the heart to tell her afterwards. Also, none could tell Zircon from diamond, but that`s another matter.
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Male 835
@ slut etta

You are marriage material. Lucky fella ya got.
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Male 38,774

@ LazyMe, okay, so you fall for a girl who doesn`t care about a big ring, but you`ll love her so much you`ll WANT her to have it...that`s why men spend stupid amounts on the ring.
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Male 10,440
[quote] two months wages [/quote]
Absolutely stupid indeed. It will be two days wages for me, if that. The kind of girl I want to marry will not care for such trivial things anyway. I`ll instead spend the money on a grand romantic gesture involving marching bands and an airship.

... or it could be spent on acting out mutual sexual fantasies.

If you`ve got money to burn, might as well make use of it...
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Male 17,512
Guns don`t kill people, husbands that arrive home early do.
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Female 1,516
I don`t know why some women are so obsessed with expensive jewelry.

Not a fan of that personally.
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Female 4,086
@clockworth208. while i object to your wording, i do agree with your general idea.

a friend of ours bought his fiancee an engagement ring for $25,000. OMFG!!! if my man ever bought me a ring and spent that much, i would have a HUGE SCREAMING HONKING FIT! if you`re going to spend that much, buy me a new small truck, a boat, use it as a downpayment on real estate, send me to school, buy something with some value. gold is horribly and artificially overpriced and diamonds are as plentiful as gravel on a road. spend $300 on a 10K ring and i`d be more than thrilled.....
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Male 15,510
She is a keeper
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Male 187
Personally, I think the whole "two months wages" thing is absolutely stupid. I make about $45k a year. That breaks down to $3750 a month. So if I go by the old standard, that`s $7500. With that kind of money, I could pay my rent fir a year, pay off my credit card, and have a few bucks left over.

I`m sorry, but that`s just ridiculous.
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Male 729
$1375 per month or $31600 per year?

There`s no math to satisfy how you came to this conclusion.
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Male 119
This is old.
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Male 835
P*ssy worth 2 months of wages does not exist.

I don`t care if you work at Jack in the Box or Bank of America; your shallow whore should learn to live within realistic means.
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Female 1,798
Poor guy :(
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Male 3,745
well damn :|
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Male 612
man, if an engagement ring is supposed to be 2+ months pay checks, that means this guy only makes $1375 per month or $31600 per year. no wonder she was banging other dudes. he was either poor or cheap. (though thats a pretty old outdated standard)
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Male 1,950
Bishop takes the queen. ... Knight takes the queen.... GANG BANG!
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Male 1,674
only in america.
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Male 1,440
it would be funny if she said "This isn`t what it looks like, I swear"
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Male 650
Its like That one movie... Old School
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Male 1,620
Link: Never-Worn Engagement Ring: For Sale, Cheap [Pic] [Rate Link] - Diamonds are forever. Love isn`t.
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