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Date: 03/06/12 03:35 PM

51 Responses to Never-Worn Engagement Ring: For Sale, Cheap [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 3:38 pm
    Link: Never-Worn Engagement Ring: For Sale, Cheap - Diamonds are forever. Love isn`t.
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    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 3:43 pm
    Its like That one movie... Old School
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 3:47 pm
    it would be funny if she said "This isn`t what it looks like, I swear"
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 3:48 pm
    only in america.
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 3:54 pm
    Bishop takes the queen. ... Knight takes the queen.... GANG BANG!
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    WeePee Male 18-29
    612 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 3:57 pm
    man, if an engagement ring is supposed to be 2+ months pay checks, that means this guy only makes $1375 per month or $31600 per year. no wonder she was banging other dudes. he was either poor or cheap. (though thats a pretty old outdated standard)
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 4:14 pm
    well damn :|
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    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 4:50 pm
    Poor guy :(
  9. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 5:01 pm
    P*ssy worth 2 months of wages does not exist.

    I don`t care if you work at Jack in the Box or Bank of America; your shallow whore should learn to live within realistic means.
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    crash665 Male 30-39
    119 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 5:04 pm
    This is old.
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    PopCap Male 30-39
    730 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 5:20 pm
    $1375 per month or $31600 per year?

    There`s no math to satisfy how you came to this conclusion.
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    EmagehtmaI Male 18-29
    187 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 5:20 pm
    Personally, I think the whole "two months wages" thing is absolutely stupid. I make about $45k a year. That breaks down to $3750 a month. So if I go by the old standard, that`s $7500. With that kind of money, I could pay my rent fir a year, pay off my credit card, and have a few bucks left over.

    I`m sorry, but that`s just ridiculous.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 5:34 pm
    She is a keeper
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3775 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 5:46 pm
    @clockworth208. while i object to your wording, i do agree with your general idea.

    a friend of ours bought his fiancee an engagement ring for $25,000. OMFG!!! if my man ever bought me a ring and spent that much, i would have a HUGE SCREAMING HONKING FIT! if you`re going to spend that much, buy me a new small truck, a boat, use it as a downpayment on real estate, send me to school, buy something with some value. gold is horribly and artificially overpriced and diamonds are as plentiful as gravel on a road. spend $300 on a 10K ring and i`d be more than thrilled.....
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    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 5:50 pm
    I don`t know why some women are so obsessed with expensive jewelry.

    Not a fan of that personally.
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    dfgbreher Female 18-29
    4 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 5:59 pm
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 6:23 pm
    Guns don`t kill people, husbands that arrive home early do.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 6:37 pm
    two months wages
    Absolutely stupid indeed. It will be two days wages for me, if that. The kind of girl I want to marry will not care for such trivial things anyway. I`ll instead spend the money on a grand romantic gesture involving marching bands and an airship.

    ... or it could be spent on acting out mutual sexual fantasies.

    If you`ve got money to burn, might as well make use of it...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36225 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    @ LazyMe, okay, so you fall for a girl who doesn`t care about a big ring, but you`ll love her so much you`ll WANT her to have it...that`s why men spend stupid amounts on the ring.
  20. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 6:57 pm
    @ slut etta

    You are marriage material. Lucky fella ya got.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 7:07 pm
    My wife`s GFs convinced her that 3Cts was the minimum standard. Luckily, nobody told her how big a carat was and nobody had the heart to tell her afterwards. Also, none could tell Zircon from diamond, but that`s another matter.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 7:22 pm
    @crakrjak true story sir, true story
  23. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 7:26 pm
    @BunnyNaku: What`s the story of your avatar pic? It`s hilarious, but I don`t know the story behind it--or even what it is, really.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 7:45 pm
    but you`ll love her so much you`ll WANT her to have it
    You`re a fool gerry. That`s not what I said at all.
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    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 8:06 pm
    Maybe she was working off the cost of the ring to pay him back?...nah she a hoe.
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    MCMXCIII Male 18-29
    356 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 8:13 pm
    Really Squrlz, really?
    You have never heard of Adventure Time, never ever?

    Dude you`re not living life.
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    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 8:20 pm
    MCMXCIII, that show is horrible, you man-child.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 9:03 pm
    This is depressing.
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 9:24 pm
    anyone who buys a diamond ring is an idiot.
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    Enomai Male 18-29
    43 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 9:28 pm
    "MCMXCIII, that show is horrible, you man-child."

    Adventure Time is awesome. You clearly have no sense of fun. ;p
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 10:09 pm
    Love is depressing
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    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 10:30 pm
    They make porns that start out like that.
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 10:39 pm
    That`s sad... poor guy.
  34. Profile photo of TkA
    TkA Male 30-39
    115 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 10:40 pm
    It`s sad because this is what our world is like, but it`s no surprise because we were told it would be this way...

    http://www.LittleScroll.com
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 12:10 am
    Wow. That`s grim.
  36. Profile photo of thxsean
    thxsean Male 18-29
    3 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 12:13 am
    I went to college in Utah and this is really common. you would see these ads hung up on the student union cork board all the time.
  37. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 1:01 am
    @MCMXCIII (aka 1993): OK, so I`ve watched a few Adventure Time clips and I`m interested... feeling a strange desire to call in sick today and spend the day in bed in my pajamas, eating bowls of Apple Jacks, and watching this stuff. =^.^=
  38. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 1:42 am
    wtf is that tka? that was like something out of the ring...
  39. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 2:39 am
    I hope all you gals that proposed on Feb 29th bought your man a great big diamond ring.
  40. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2510 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 3:55 am
    I think someone watched "Old School" one too many times.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3775 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 5:01 am
    @clockwork. i`m assuming you weren`t being facetious, so thank you for the kind words.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 5:07 am
    @Crakrjak. True that. Best comment on this thread....
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 5:40 am
    Marriage is STUPID.
  44. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36225 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 5:57 am

    @ LazyMe - I may be a fool, but you`re apparently illiterate. You said ...
    "The kind of girl I want to marry will not care for such trivial things anyway." Now go back and read what I wrote. Because what I said in no way modifies your statement about grand gestures or romance.

    A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Misuse of one should be a crime.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 6:26 am
    I know this guy. Funny thing is that he wasn`t always this angry.
  46. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 7:13 am
    A tale as old as time. Sometimes a girl just needs a good hard gang banging.
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    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 9:42 am
    Business trip huh? Riiight
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 11:46 am
    I`m here for the gangbang!!
  49. Profile photo of rncotton
    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 12:48 pm
    Knight takes Queen .... Bishop takes Queen
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 1:32 pm
    Yeah, I remember this happening before in a movie called "Old School"
  51. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 3:12 pm
    @LadyMorgue "I don`t know why some women are so obsessed with expensive jewelry.

    Not a fan of that personally."

    Marry me!

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