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Date: 03/16/12 12:53 PM

54 Responses to Johnny Depp`s Dark Shadows Official Trailer

  1. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 12:54 pm
    Link: Johnny Depp`s Dark Shadows Official Trailer - I`m not sure what to make of this. Predictions, I-A-B?
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    March 16, 2012 at 1:01 pm
    drat.
  3. Profile photo of wowcow
    wowcow Male 30-39
    83 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 1:02 pm
    Looks good to me.
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36191 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
    God Damn You Tim Burton!
    If you want to make a funny vampire movie then fine, make one.
    But don`t ruin a classic like Dark Shadows.
    If you aren`t gonna make a drama/spookie movie, then why bother stealing the name?

    This is just like the movie 21 Jump Street. Comedy movie, drama tv show. Or Green Hornet movie that was RUINED with that stupid casting and making it a sad comedy. Don`t get me started on Starsky and Hutch, although there is some merit to the homoerotic appeal of that show.


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    Freyr108 Male 18-29
    203 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 1:09 pm
    now that i`ve seen the ttrailer, theres no need to watch the full movie, trailer pretty much told us the whole story and probably showed all the funny moments
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 1:11 pm
    CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS!!!! on peachtree tv in a year
  7. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 1:25 pm
    I just dont know.
  8. Profile photo of Wowummwow
    Wowummwow Male 18-29
    265 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 1:27 pm
    Edward Scissor-hands part two adapted for the modern teenager.
  9. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 1:29 pm
    i naver though "Dark Shadows" was very good but my mom liked it
  10. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 1:32 pm
    The beginning looked good, the middle looked... ok, the end looked like crap.
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    Werthers Male 30-39
    60 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    I really enjoyed a lot of Tim Burton`s movies but a lot of his more recent films have been a complete let down. Wont be watching this
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 1:44 pm
    I loved dark shadows, this just looks horrible!
  13. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 1:50 pm
    ha that looks great!
  14. Profile photo of elderban
    elderban Male 30-39
    390 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 1:55 pm
    Twilight meets Dark Shadows.
  15. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 1:59 pm
    Johnny Derp.

    Just had to say it.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 1:59 pm
    It will be a DVD movie.. not a cinema movie. THat would be the avengers!
  17. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 2:29 pm
    wut
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    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 2:49 pm
    Can Tim Burton go away already?!
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    crash665 Male 30-39
    119 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 3:29 pm
    Horrible. Someone make Tim Burton stop. This is Pirates of Fear and Loathing in Rum and Chocolate. Hmmm, Rum and Chocolate.
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36191 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    I loved the Avengers.
  21. Profile photo of blackcatseye
    blackcatseye Female 30-39
    685 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 3:48 pm
    About time somebody did a comedy vampire film, and it has Christopher Lee. I think I`ll refrain from the usual I-A-B whiny yank reaction and actually WATCH IT before I decide if it`s crap. Jeeeeeez....
  22. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 4:14 pm
    damnit tim burton. you have become the gothic michael bay.
  23. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    815 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 5:14 pm
    I... this was not what I expected. Didn`t care for it at first, but the premise grew on me.

    Interesting. Could work, may not.
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 5:25 pm
    Wow. That`s looks dreadful.
  25. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 5:53 pm
    Dark Shadows is amazing. THIS is not Dark Shadows.
  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36191 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 6:16 pm

    THIS is like the Munsters... but it`s not Dark Shadows.
  27. Profile photo of snuffy2009
    snuffy2009 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 6:26 pm
    Quentin tarintino anyone?
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 6:32 pm
    Wow... is NOTHING sacred?

    Every classic television program that Hollywood has gotten hold of, they`ve destroyed by making it into a comedy... Except "The A-Team"... but that was almost comedy when it originally aired.

    What a disappointment.

    This is NOT "Dark Shadows".

    This is just a sh*tty joke, and not a very good one.
  29. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 6:44 pm
    I`m seeing it.
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 6:55 pm
    Dark shadows sucked.. and this makes it look 10 times worse than it really was!
  31. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 7:31 pm
    wow...this looks horrible
  32. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 7:54 pm
    That looks fun. Better than twi (we should include that word in the swear filter) light.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 8:11 pm
    Meh. Bootleggable.
  34. Profile photo of Scopie
    Scopie Female 18-29
    5 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 9:08 pm
    Johnny Depp`s Dark Eyeshadows? Old news.
  35. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 9:19 pm
    Wow! What next? A remake of That Girl? The Banana Splits?
  36. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 9:44 pm
    I may actually rent this BEFORE it goes on the $1 rack! :-)
  37. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 10:31 pm
    Johnnyyyyyyy! Looks a lot different than what I was expecting, but fun none the less!
  38. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 10:41 pm
    I`d hit that.
  39. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 10:46 pm
    That looks kind of silly. I would watch it.
  40. Profile photo of fisturbator
    fisturbator Male 18-29
    29 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 1:21 am
    Would Tim Burton just marry Johnny Depp already?!!?
  41. Profile photo of Mister_C
    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 3:03 am
    This looks horrendous :(
  42. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 4:00 am
    Better than Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
  43. Profile photo of artmunki
    artmunki Male 30-39
    176 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 6:29 am
    Only Tim Burton would be conceited enough to turn a remake of someone else`s work (the original Dark Shadows series) into a repeat of his own work. I mean, is it just me, or does the apparent storyline here seem a helluva lot like Beetlejuice? I generally like Depp as an actor, but I can never shake the icky feeling that he`s kinda demeaning himself every time he works with Burton these days. To me this looks like Burton is maybe subconsciously admitting that he`s completely run out of any spark of originality, and just relies on hiring Depp to make sure to still get the fangirls watching his crap.
  44. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 10:00 am
    Does anyone think Burton is laughing himself silly? He made made himself a name with a few good films before, and now he just slaps out any piece of crap he makes and knows its going to make money. I think Depps in on the joke too, you know, pay back to us fans for making him famous, and stinking rich.
  45. Profile photo of Beauxner
    Beauxner Male 30-39
    68 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 11:56 am
    "I wouldn`t know a good script if it bit me in the face."
    - Tim Burton
  46. Profile photo of thatjimguy
    thatjimguy Male 30-39
    458 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 12:24 pm
    Burton is SO original...

    ...NOT!
  47. Profile photo of PvtDeth
    PvtDeth Male 30-39
    74 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 1:26 pm
    I`m surprised they cast Johnny Depp in this. He doesn`t usually do weird roles like this.
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    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 4:17 am
    I loved Dark Shadows when I was a kid. I`m just going to go on pretending like I never saw this.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36191 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 5:56 am

    In the interest of sparing us from further suffering, I think we need to put a stake through Burtons heart.

    Also, confine Johnny Depp in a coffin sealed inside a brick wall.
  50. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 12:58 pm
    Burton`s on his own. Though I liked Batman and Batman Returns and even Planet of The Apes, even I can`t defend this one. If I see it I guarantee you I`ll just be giving it the MST3K treatment.
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    Dragonace Male 30-39
    296 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 6:35 am
    @PvtDeth - Are you joking? Johnny Depp has always done weird roles like this. Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Sweeny Todd, Alice in Wonderland, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, to name a few.
  52. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 12:03 pm
    They freaking ruined Dark Shadows...............

    damn you Johnny and Tim
  53. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 4:28 pm
    This will make my mother cry the way Twilight girls will cry in 40 years when they redo that crap
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    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 8:13 pm
    favourite jonny depp movie???? Platoon

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