Johnny Depp`s Dark Shadows Official Trailer

Submitted by: jinxiejae 5 years ago in Entertainment

I"m not sure what to make of this. Predictions, I-A-B?
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Male 583
favourite jonny depp movie???? Platoon
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Female 734
This will make my mother cry the way Twilight girls will cry in 40 years when they redo that crap
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Female 2,509
They freaking ruined Dark Shadows...............

damn you Johnny and Tim
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Male 296
@PvtDeth - Are you joking? Johnny Depp has always done weird roles like this. Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Sweeny Todd, Alice in Wonderland, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, to name a few.
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Male 712
Burton`s on his own. Though I liked Batman and Batman Returns and even Planet of The Apes, even I can`t defend this one. If I see it I guarantee you I`ll just be giving it the MST3K treatment.
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Male 39,902

In the interest of sparing us from further suffering, I think we need to put a stake through Burtons heart.

Also, confine Johnny Depp in a coffin sealed inside a brick wall.
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Female 1,008
I loved Dark Shadows when I was a kid. I`m just going to go on pretending like I never saw this.
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Male 74
I`m surprised they cast Johnny Depp in this. He doesn`t usually do weird roles like this.
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Male 469
Burton is SO original...

...NOT!
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Male 68
"I wouldn`t know a good script if it bit me in the face."
- Tim Burton
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Female 737
Does anyone think Burton is laughing himself silly? He made made himself a name with a few good films before, and now he just slaps out any piece of crap he makes and knows its going to make money. I think Depps in on the joke too, you know, pay back to us fans for making him famous, and stinking rich.
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Male 176
Only Tim Burton would be conceited enough to turn a remake of someone else`s work (the original Dark Shadows series) into a repeat of his own work. I mean, is it just me, or does the apparent storyline here seem a helluva lot like Beetlejuice? I generally like Depp as an actor, but I can never shake the icky feeling that he`s kinda demeaning himself every time he works with Burton these days. To me this looks like Burton is maybe subconsciously admitting that he`s completely run out of any spark of originality, and just relies on hiring Depp to make sure to still get the fangirls watching his crap.
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Male 650
Better than Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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Male 663
This looks horrendous :(
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Male 29
Would Tim Burton just marry Johnny Depp already?!!?
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Female 430
That looks kind of silly. I would watch it.
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Female 1,516
I`d hit that.
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Female 1,324
Johnnyyyyyyy! Looks a lot different than what I was expecting, but fun none the less!
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Male 15,832
I may actually rent this BEFORE it goes on the $1 rack! :-)
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Male 3,477
Wow! What next? A remake of That Girl? The Banana Splits?
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Female 5
Johnny Depp`s Dark Eyeshadows? Old news.
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Male 2,737
Meh. Bootleggable.
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Male 15,261
That looks fun. Better than twi (we should include that word in the swear filter) light.
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Male 936
wow...this looks horrible
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Male 1,313
Dark shadows sucked.. and this makes it look 10 times worse than it really was!
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Male 3,631
I`m seeing it.
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Male 3,058
Wow... is NOTHING sacred?

Every classic television program that Hollywood has gotten hold of, they`ve destroyed by making it into a comedy... Except "The A-Team"... but that was almost comedy when it originally aired.

What a disappointment.

This is NOT "Dark Shadows".

This is just a sh*tty joke, and not a very good one.
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Male 241
Quentin tarintino anyone?
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Male 39,902

THIS is like the Munsters... but it`s not Dark Shadows.
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Female 667
Dark Shadows is amazing. THIS is not Dark Shadows.
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Male 2,528
Wow. That`s looks dreadful.
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Female 836
I... this was not what I expected. Didn`t care for it at first, but the premise grew on me.

Interesting. Could work, may not.
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Male 633
damnit tim burton. you have become the gothic michael bay.
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Female 685
About time somebody did a comedy vampire film, and it has Christopher Lee. I think I`ll refrain from the usual I-A-B whiny yank reaction and actually WATCH IT before I decide if it`s crap. Jeeeeeez....
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Male 39,902

I loved the Avengers.
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Male 119
Horrible. Someone make Tim Burton stop. This is Pirates of Fear and Loathing in Rum and Chocolate. Hmmm, Rum and Chocolate.
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Female 494
Can Tim Burton go away already?!
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Male 5,314
wut
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Male 25,416
It will be a DVD movie.. not a cinema movie. THat would be the avengers!
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Female 2,228
Johnny Derp.

Just had to say it.
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Male 390
Twilight meets Dark Shadows.
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Female 4,408
ha that looks great!
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Female 3,726
I loved dark shadows, this just looks horrible!
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Male 60
I really enjoyed a lot of Tim Burton`s movies but a lot of his more recent films have been a complete let down. Wont be watching this
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Female 696
The beginning looked good, the middle looked... ok, the end looked like crap.
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Male 4,238
i naver though "Dark Shadows" was very good but my mom liked it
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Male 265
Edward Scissor-hands part two adapted for the modern teenager.
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Male 7,830
I just dont know.
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Male 2,376
CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS!!!! on peachtree tv in a year
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Male 203
now that i`ve seen the ttrailer, theres no need to watch the full movie, trailer pretty much told us the whole story and probably showed all the funny moments
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Male 39,902

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
God Damn You Tim Burton!
If you want to make a funny vampire movie then fine, make one.
But don`t ruin a classic like Dark Shadows.
If you aren`t gonna make a drama/spookie movie, then why bother stealing the name?

This is just like the movie 21 Jump Street. Comedy movie, drama tv show. Or Green Hornet movie that was RUINED with that stupid casting and making it a sad comedy. Don`t get me started on Starsky and Hutch, although there is some merit to the homoerotic appeal of that show.


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Male 83
Looks good to me.
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Male 10,338
drat.
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Female 2,927
Link: Johnny Depp`s Dark Shadows Official Trailer [Rate Link] - I`m not sure what to make of this. Predictions, I-A-B?
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