Jesus, The Original Ladies` Man [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 5 years ago in Funny

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There are 21 comments:
Male 1,793
only one god but there is a trnity... religion is funny... and math isn`t their strong point....
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Male 25,416
really
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Male 15,270
You could fit one vag on each end of that cross.
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Male 4,014
"You cup the balls just so....."
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Male 4,014
"that`s a lot of pics of virgins."

That girl on the left could suck a dick. One can just tell these things, and....shes a dick sucker.

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Male 4,014
Jesus - keeping chicks from putting out since 0.
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Male 15,510
Jesus died for your... sex?
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Female 1,181
that`s a lot of pics of virgins.
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Male 1,122
Be careful ladies. Nailing Jesus isn`t what you think it is.
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Male 187
There`s a gospel song titled "He touched me". My mom was playing it one day, and I looked at her and said "If a middle-eastern man wearing a robe and sandals came up and touched YOU, what would you do?"
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Male 5,811
Don`t hate the prayer, hate the game.
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Male 39,929
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Male 39,929
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Female 2,525
I said the same thing after an encounter with my neighbor`s landscaper.
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Female 4,084
"can`t nobody do me like jesus."

been done by good and bad but still wouldn`t want to be done by jesus.
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Male 2,669
You should get their second album, `Bending Over for De Lawd!`
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Male 25,416
Ok then.....
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Male 39,929
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Male 187
The quote is from a song, FYI.

"Can`t nobody do me like Jesus
Can`t nobody do me like the Lord.
Can`t nobody do me like Jesus
He`s my friend."

It`s rather catchy.
http://youtu.be/0Pk5ufvUTuQ
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Male 40,764
Oy vey! The only thing worse than Christian Bashing is actual nutty Christians!

(NOTE: This post is NOT bashing Christians in any way, it`s just teh funny!)
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Female 596
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