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Date: 03/19/12 11:15 AM

21 Responses to Jesus, The Original Ladies` Man [Pic]

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    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 11:15 am
    Link: Jesus, The Original Ladies` Man - Don`t hate the player...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33147 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 11:25 am
    Oy vey! The only thing worse than Christian Bashing is actual nutty Christians!

    (NOTE: This post is NOT bashing Christians in any way, it`s just teh funny!)
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    EmagehtmaI Male 18-29
    187 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 11:42 am
    The quote is from a song, FYI.

    "Can`t nobody do me like Jesus
    Can`t nobody do me like the Lord.
    Can`t nobody do me like Jesus
    He`s my friend."

    It`s rather catchy.
    http://youtu.be/0Pk5ufvUTuQ
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 11:50 am
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 11:50 am
    Ok then.....
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2377 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 11:53 am
    You should get their second album, `Bending Over for De Lawd!`
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3887 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 11:56 am
    "can`t nobody do me like jesus."

    been done by good and bad but still wouldn`t want to be done by jesus.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 12:28 pm
    I said the same thing after an encounter with my neighbor`s landscaper.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 12:32 pm
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 12:45 pm
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 12:47 pm
    Don`t hate the prayer, hate the game.
  12. Profile photo of EmagehtmaI
    EmagehtmaI Male 18-29
    187 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 1:19 pm
    There`s a gospel song titled "He touched me". My mom was playing it one day, and I looked at her and said "If a middle-eastern man wearing a robe and sandals came up and touched YOU, what would you do?"
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    RPossum Male 30-39
    1095 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 1:23 pm
    Be careful ladies. Nailing Jesus isn`t what you think it is.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 5:11 pm
    that`s a lot of pics of virgins.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 7:57 pm
    Jesus died for your... sex?
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:36 pm
    Jesus - keeping chicks from putting out since 0.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:45 pm
    "that`s a lot of pics of virgins."

    That girl on the left could suck a dick. One can just tell these things, and....shes a dick sucker.

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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 9:45 pm
    "You cup the balls just so....."
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14657 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 10:24 pm
    You could fit one vag on each end of that cross.
  20. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 20, 2012 at 1:33 pm
    really
  21. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    March 25, 2012 at 9:47 pm
    only one god but there is a trnity... religion is funny... and math isn`t their strong point....

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