Important Update! Zimmerman`s 911 Calls

Submitted by: 5cats 5 years ago in Funny

It"s every call he made to 911 over the past 8 years... y"all believe me, right??
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Male 25,416
this is silly
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Female 2,674
5Cats, I`ve been a member since 2006 and I only just realized we even had a chat room last month DX
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Male 40,748
Thanks @LillianDulci! What you say is true: most people who view the page don`t comment. There`s lots of IABers who`ve been regulars for years but rarely comment.
Like I rarely go to the chatrooms...
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Male 209
Wow...this is stupid.
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Male 1,239
[quote]drating snitch.[/quote]
Seriously? It was fake. Distasteful, not funny, but a joke. It wasn`t him, those weren`t real cops and you`re upset about a "snitch?" Only criminals dislike someone who reports crime anyways, stay classy.
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Female 2,674
5Cats, IDK if this is the same as for IAB, but on another site I go to anonymous people can vote up comments. Usually when I go to bed, let`s say my comment has 10 votes. It shows who votes and these 10 votes are mostly from the commenting regulars. The votes might increase to 30 or 40 within a day though, with most of them being "guest" votes. Idk why all these guests always come out from no where and vote even though they don`t comment, but that very well could be the case for IAB too. I`d say the commenters are probably a small portion of the people who actually visit the site.
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Male 955
Fighting for an arbitrary number that angers you because you like your posts more than others do is a bit more entertaining than this video.
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Male 694
"i wanna report a rack of hoodies..... a black guy was looking at them"

video was crap. that part was funny, but it would be funny out of context too. video was crap...
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Male 75
drating snitch.
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Male 2,389
I shouldn`t have laughed, but I laughed a little, on the inside.
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Male 40,748
I have blazed past 8,000 posts!

FEAR ME FOR I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU! I AM...

What?

TONS of IABers have more posts than me?

Hee hee hee! Nevermind!
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Male 40,748
Thx @Buiadh! I just about pissed myself when I first listened to it!
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Male 6,737
LOL This was funny.
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Male 40,748
@IceBlack: I recognize you as a long time IABer.

However: if you cannot differentiate between honest ratings and "bot driven" falsehoods then... Good Luck To You My Friend!
I AM SAYING that IF (and only if) there is somne way for @FancyLad & the Mods to "see" how the ratings are posted then I would be REALLY REALLY interested in that.
If they tell me: "Nope, it`s completely legitimate" then I`ll say: "k-tnks!" and be happy about it.
K?
Thx.
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Male 551
Wow... Fighting for the ranking?
Gotta say, that`s pretty sad
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Male 40,748
Well Thank You @davymid! For your honest answer.

I`ve wondered for a while now: could I create a "bot" to vote on IAB postings?
I`ve seen terrible postings get "good" stars, and MY postings get "bad" stars. That`s just my observations.
NOW, today, I`ve watched @madest`s offering go from 1.0 (ONE point ZERO!) to a much higher number, while everyone posting says this is crap. How is that possible?
Oh sure, lots of folks MIGHT have liked @madest`s post but declined to comment, that`s "possible".
But at the same time MY excellent and extremenly funny, NON-partisan offering get`s "bad stars"? While all the commenters say it`s Ok or good?

IDK! It does not compute.

IF there is a way to track "star ratings" I`d surely appreciate a "little look see" inot this.

Thx! I :heart: IAB!
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Male 2,513
On that note, I LOVE rating new links because whatever I say goes... for a few seconds
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Male 12,138
Cats buddy, you know me, I lay it on the line what I think of posts, in the comments section. But I can answer some of your questions.

To lay the groundwork, us mods get exactly one vote, same as everyone else, on the rating. If we try to bump up or bump down a rating (and yeas, I`m cheap, I`ve tried it), even I`m told "You`ve already rated this post!" or somesuch.

On to specifics: [quote]CAN the mods or @FancyLad "see" who is rating what? [/quote]
Nope. We have no way of tracking that, any more than we can track users` passwords. And so it should be. If 10000 users vote various ways on a submission, we simply don`t see who voted what. Mods included.

[quote]IS @madust "spamming" IAB`s ratings? Which I firmly belive? [/quote]
No. We can`t spam, even if we wanted to. Each Mod gets one vote on ratings, same as everyone else. One vote per account. Mod or not.
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Male 40,748
@davymid: In all seriousness:
I do respect you and your opinion. You`ve been a part of IAB for quite a while. Much of what you say I agree with, other stuff? Not so much.
I have many "lolz" at your fun and games. I like a little `roustabout` eh?
THIS is where I draw the line:
SOMEONE has taken it upon themself to rate my submissions (that get approved) LOW.
SOMEONE has amazingly high ratings for their own crappy submissions.
Someone has said "I delete his submissions..." what does that mean?
Here is fine example of a NON-partisan, FUNNY submission. It`s rating is... low?
@madust`s offering was at 01.0!!! ZERO! Yet it`s high now, despite a vast majority DISagreeing with it.
IS @madust "spamming" IAB`s ratings? Which I firmly belive?
CAN the mods or @FancyLad "see" who is rating what?

Honestly, I await your (and @FancyLad`s) answer.
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Male 12,138
Dammit, didn`t work, still 2.9. Good post though, no hidden insult.
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Male 12,138
Finally, a 5Cats submission in the spirit of IAB instead of some right-wing unipartisan political bullsh*t!

See how easy that was dude? And you`ve finally got a 2+ rating on a submission! Hell, I`ll vote it a 4, see if it bumps it up into the 3+ category.
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Female 87
Like the others said, rather dull at first, but by the end it`s hilarious. :P
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Male 2,422
I shouldn`t laugh, I really shouldn`t laugh
HAHAHAHA!!!
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Female 409
BAHAHAHA awesome.
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Male 3,369
@5cats: Ok...this was fuggin` funny. FTW!
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Male 599
@5Cats I just upped it for ya.
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Male 40,748
It starts out slow, but teh funneh? IT`S AWESOME!

Who`s giving this low stars? Show yourself at once!
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Male 663
Haha the first one was the best
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Female 2,674
At first I was like meh then I was loling by the end :3
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Male 599
"I`m gonna buy a wristband"
"No, you don`t have to do that"
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Male 599
@trickroom
Nah, the family matter was better.
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Male 286
the kony part killed me
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Male 599
Sounds real to me.
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Male 27
There is NO WAY this is real.
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Male 40,748
Link: Important Update! Zimmerman`s 911 Calls [Rate Link] - It`s every call he made to 911 over the past 8 years... y`all believe me, right??
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