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Date: 03/28/12 04:00 PM

35 Responses to Important Update! Zimmerman`s 911 Calls

  1. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 12:00 pm
    Link: Important Update! Zimmerman`s 911 Calls - It`s every call he made to 911 over the past 8 years... y`all believe me, right??
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    jmccaul1 Male 18-29
    27 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 4:10 pm
    There is NO WAY this is real.
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    ivran Male 18-29
    599 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 4:12 pm
    Sounds real to me.
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    trickroom Male 18-29
    286 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 4:15 pm
    the kony part killed me
  5. Profile photo of ivran
    ivran Male 18-29
    599 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 4:21 pm
    @trickroom
    Nah, the family matter was better.
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    ivran Male 18-29
    599 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 4:26 pm
    "I`m gonna buy a wristband"
    "No, you don`t have to do that"
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 4:27 pm
    At first I was like meh then I was loling by the end :3
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    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 4:31 pm
    Haha the first one was the best
  9. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 4:38 pm
    It starts out slow, but teh funneh? IT`S AWESOME!

    Who`s giving this low stars? Show yourself at once!
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    ivran Male 18-29
    599 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 4:43 pm
    @5Cats I just upped it for ya.
  11. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 4:50 pm
    @5cats: Ok...this was fuggin` funny. FTW!
  12. Profile photo of JustDani
    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 5:15 pm
    BAHAHAHA awesome.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 6:05 pm
    I shouldn`t laugh, I really shouldn`t laugh
    HAHAHAHA!!!
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    Kleion Female 18-29
    87 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 6:06 pm
    Like the others said, rather dull at first, but by the end it`s hilarious. :P
  15. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 9:05 pm
    Finally, a 5Cats submission in the spirit of IAB instead of some right-wing unipartisan political bullsh*t!

    See how easy that was dude? And you`ve finally got a 2+ rating on a submission! Hell, I`ll vote it a 4, see if it bumps it up into the 3+ category.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 9:06 pm
    Dammit, didn`t work, still 2.9. Good post though, no hidden insult.
  17. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 9:38 pm
    @davymid: In all seriousness:
    I do respect you and your opinion. You`ve been a part of IAB for quite a while. Much of what you say I agree with, other stuff? Not so much.
    I have many "lolz" at your fun and games. I like a little `roustabout` eh?
    THIS is where I draw the line:
    SOMEONE has taken it upon themself to rate my submissions (that get approved) LOW.
    SOMEONE has amazingly high ratings for their own crappy submissions.
    Someone has said "I delete his submissions..." what does that mean?
    Here is fine example of a NON-partisan, FUNNY submission. It`s rating is... low?
    @madust`s offering was at 01.0!!! ZERO! Yet it`s high now, despite a vast majority DISagreeing with it.
    IS @madust "spamming" IAB`s ratings? Which I firmly belive?
    CAN the mods or @FancyLad "see" who is rating what?

    Honestly, I await your (and @FancyLad`s) answer.
  18. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 10:04 pm
    Cats buddy, you know me, I lay it on the line what I think of posts, in the comments section. But I can answer some of your questions.

    To lay the groundwork, us mods get exactly one vote, same as everyone else, on the rating. If we try to bump up or bump down a rating (and yeas, I`m cheap, I`ve tried it), even I`m told "You`ve already rated this post!" or somesuch.

    On to specifics: CAN the mods or @FancyLad "see" who is rating what?
    Nope. We have no way of tracking that, any more than we can track users` passwords. And so it should be. If 10000 users vote various ways on a submission, we simply don`t see who voted what. Mods included.

    IS @madust "spamming" IAB`s ratings? Which I firmly belive?
    No. We can`t spam, even if we wanted to. Each Mod gets one vote on ratings, same as everyone else. One vote per account. Mod or not.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 10:13 pm
    On that note, I LOVE rating new links because whatever I say goes... for a few seconds
  20. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 10:58 pm
    Well Thank You @davymid! For your honest answer.

    I`ve wondered for a while now: could I create a "bot" to vote on IAB postings?
    I`ve seen terrible postings get "good" stars, and MY postings get "bad" stars. That`s just my observations.
    NOW, today, I`ve watched @madest`s offering go from 1.0 (ONE point ZERO!) to a much higher number, while everyone posting says this is crap. How is that possible?
    Oh sure, lots of folks MIGHT have liked @madest`s post but declined to comment, that`s "possible".
    But at the same time MY excellent and extremenly funny, NON-partisan offering get`s "bad stars"? While all the commenters say it`s Ok or good?

    IDK! It does not compute.

    IF there is a way to track "star ratings" I`d surely appreciate a "little look see" inot this.

    Thx! I :heart: IAB!
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    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 11:13 pm
    Wow... Fighting for the ranking?
    Gotta say, that`s pretty sad
  22. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 11:21 pm
    @IceBlack: I recognize you as a long time IABer.

    However: if you cannot differentiate between honest ratings and "bot driven" falsehoods then... Good Luck To You My Friend!
    I AM SAYING that IF (and only if) there is somne way for @FancyLad & the Mods to "see" how the ratings are posted then I would be REALLY REALLY interested in that.
    If they tell me: "Nope, it`s completely legitimate" then I`ll say: "k-tnks!" and be happy about it.
    K?
    Thx.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 12:26 am
    LOL This was funny.
  24. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 12:34 am
    Thx @Buiadh! I just about pissed myself when I first listened to it!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 1:01 am
    I have blazed past 8,000 posts!

    FEAR ME FOR I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU! I AM...

    What?

    TONS of IABers have more posts than me?

    Hee hee hee! Nevermind!
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2163 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 3:01 am
    I shouldn`t have laughed, but I laughed a little, on the inside.
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    KingVandal Male 18-29
    75 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 4:20 am
    drating snitch.
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    faaaaq Male 18-29
    693 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 5:38 am
    "i wanna report a rack of hoodies..... a black guy was looking at them"

    video was crap. that part was funny, but it would be funny out of context too. video was crap...
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    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 6:14 am
    Fighting for an arbitrary number that angers you because you like your posts more than others do is a bit more entertaining than this video.
  30. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 6:23 am
    5Cats, IDK if this is the same as for IAB, but on another site I go to anonymous people can vote up comments. Usually when I go to bed, let`s say my comment has 10 votes. It shows who votes and these 10 votes are mostly from the commenting regulars. The votes might increase to 30 or 40 within a day though, with most of them being "guest" votes. Idk why all these guests always come out from no where and vote even though they don`t comment, but that very well could be the case for IAB too. I`d say the commenters are probably a small portion of the people who actually visit the site.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 8:26 am
    drating snitch.
    Seriously? It was fake. Distasteful, not funny, but a joke. It wasn`t him, those weren`t real cops and you`re upset about a "snitch?" Only criminals dislike someone who reports crime anyways, stay classy.
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    DasUberPoop Male 30-39
    209 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 11:00 am
    Wow...this is stupid.
  33. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 1:05 pm
    Thanks @LillianDulci! What you say is true: most people who view the page don`t comment. There`s lots of IABers who`ve been regulars for years but rarely comment.
    Like I rarely go to the chatrooms...
  34. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 29, 2012 at 3:36 pm
    5Cats, I`ve been a member since 2006 and I only just realized we even had a chat room last month DX
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 9:09 pm
    this is silly

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