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Date: 03/15/12 09:42 AM

27 Responses to I-A-B Ladies, Do Your Sit Or Squat? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 9:43 am
    Link: I-A-B Ladies, Do Your Sit Or Squat? - Squatters, this post is or you--the rest of you sitters, thank you and have a great day.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 10:10 am
    I need this sign for public restrooms. Seriously, women have no excuse for getting pee on the seat. If you`re worried about germs and there`s no paper seat liner, cover it with toilet paper first. That`s what I do.
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    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 10:21 am
    In my experience women pee on the seat more than men. Its dripping as they stand up pre-wipe, one or two drops front centre of the seat. And they haven`t been nagged for decades into cleaning up after themselves.
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    skine Male 18-29
    719 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 10:29 am
    If you`re REALLY that concerned, carry a pack of Clorox wipes.
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    smaus Male 30-39
    715 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 10:29 am
    why wouldn`t you just lift the seat?
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 10:39 am
    Men have no excuse either. It`s called lifting the seat when you piss. I actually take a bit of toilet paper to wipe down the rim too, just cause I`m nice.

    And to people who are afraid of germs: nut the hell up. Unless the backs of your thighs are riddled with open sores, you`ll be fine.
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 10:45 am
    "In my experience women pee on the seat more than men."

    No... whenever possible, especially at say, gas stations, I`ll use the ladies room, because it`s always pristine by comparison.

    Sometimes I`ll even pretend I don`t speak English and argue that the dress the woman is wearing looks like a Kandoora when I`m wearing one.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 10:49 am
    Actually squatting is MUCH more sanitary than sitting down.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 10:51 am
    "Actually squatting is MUCH more sanitary than sitting down."

    That`s because the seat is covered in all the other squatters` piss!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33134 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 11:10 am
    In one workplace, the toilet would have little air bubbles come up after the flush. When they`d pop little drops of water would fly up on the seat. I was accused many times of whizzing on the seat, falsely!
    I finally convinced them to actually LOOK for themselves after the flush. It took some doing!
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 11:10 am
    Hell, I don`t even take off my pants when I pee. I always get plenty of space around me on the bus.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 12:00 pm
    Baalthazaq... Brilliant! I should try that here. I`ll just speak Farsi... most of these Midwestern yahoos won`t know anything is out of the ordinary.
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 12:01 pm
    Women should always sit when urinating. Hovering means that muscles around the stomach and pubic region are tightened which constricts the flow of urine and hides barometric sensation in the bladder. The translation is that urine is not completely vacated and is trapped in the bladder and urethra. Translation: increased risk of UTI. If sitting is a big issue, use paper towels around the edge of the seat, or keep a box of Clorox wipes handy in your purse.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 12:19 pm
    Wow.. that would have taken effort.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 12:54 pm
    @zombunny urine is some of the most sterile liquid you can find. Whats so unsanitary about it?

    Sitting down and physically spreading germs due to bodily contact however, IS unsanitary.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 12:58 pm
    @tedgp, are you saying you would willingly sit in a puddle of someone else`s pee?
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    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 1:12 pm
    This post makes me hot.
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 2:13 pm
    I wouldn`t want to put my ass where that mean person put hers either.
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    wikawaka Female 18-29
    43 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 3:07 pm
    lol! This fits perfectly along with last night`s episode of South Park. Did anyone catch it by chance?
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 3:32 pm
    I only hover if the seat is too disgusting to clean and there`s no place else to go. That`s usually a port-o-potty. If the seat is a little wet, I wipe it off and then sit down. When I stand up, I check to see if I left any drops and wipe them off if I did. I also check to make sure the auto flush actually worked. Simple courtesy.
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    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 3:35 pm
    I like how many men are chiming in with their useless opinions. You don`t sit when you pee, so shut up about how sterile pee is; you don`t have to deal with it. This is right on par with the birth control issue. Thanks, IAB, for tackling the tough stuff.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 4:21 pm
    I stand and pee, splashing piss-water everywhere. And sometimes, I pee multiple streams at once. When this happens I pick the largest stream to get in the toilet, the other streams get to do whatever they want. Oh also, we should all switch to the cave-man sit toilet. We were designed to poop that way.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 5:40 pm
    I HATE SHARING A BATHROOM AT WORK WITH WOMEN!!!!!

    I am a man, and if i accidently hit the seat I WIPE IT UP...WOMEN DO NOT.

    Every damn time I go in the bathroom there is pee all over the seat NOT CONSISTENT with what happens when a man misses...this looks like someone popped several holes in a water balloon and let it sprinkle everywhere!

    women, SIT, there is NO DANGER, science has proven this and if you are worried about it use a tissue guard!
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 9:38 pm
    There`s a hinge on the seat. I`m just sayin`...
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 7:16 am
    You know, one could always line the seat with TP and then sit.....
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 7:28 am
    Women actually hover? Why not just put some TP on the seat? Easy-peasy.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 16, 2012 at 9:03 pm
    You know, one could always line the seat with TP and then sit.....

    That`s what I do, when I sit. It`s pretty obvious, really. You`ve got loads of convenient lining material that`ll flush away afterwards, right there in front of you.

    As for getting pee on the seat:

    If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
    please be neat and wipe the seat.

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