I-A-B Ladies, Do Your Sit Or Squat? [Pic]

Submitted by: SaintPatty 5 years ago in Funny

Squatters, this post is or you--the rest of you sitters, thank you and have a great day.
There are 27 comments:
Male 12,365
[quote]You know, one could always line the seat with TP and then sit.....[/quote]

That`s what I do, when I sit. It`s pretty obvious, really. You`ve got loads of convenient lining material that`ll flush away afterwards, right there in front of you.

As for getting pee on the seat:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
please be neat and wipe the seat.
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Male 5,811
Women actually hover? Why not just put some TP on the seat? Easy-peasy.
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Female 2,509
You know, one could always line the seat with TP and then sit.....
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Male 15,832
There`s a hinge on the seat. I`m just sayin`...
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Male 2,345
I HATE SHARING A BATHROOM AT WORK WITH WOMEN!!!!!

I am a man, and if i accidently hit the seat I WIPE IT UP...WOMEN DO NOT.

Every damn time I go in the bathroom there is pee all over the seat NOT CONSISTENT with what happens when a man misses...this looks like someone popped several holes in a water balloon and let it sprinkle everywhere!

women, SIT, there is NO DANGER, science has proven this and if you are worried about it use a tissue guard!
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Male 4,793
I stand and pee, splashing piss-water everywhere. And sometimes, I pee multiple streams at once. When this happens I pick the largest stream to get in the toilet, the other streams get to do whatever they want. Oh also, we should all switch to the cave-man sit toilet. We were designed to poop that way.
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Female 547
I like how many men are chiming in with their useless opinions. You don`t sit when you pee, so shut up about how sterile pee is; you don`t have to deal with it. This is right on par with the birth control issue. Thanks, IAB, for tackling the tough stuff.
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Female 1,803
I only hover if the seat is too disgusting to clean and there`s no place else to go. That`s usually a port-o-potty. If the seat is a little wet, I wipe it off and then sit down. When I stand up, I check to see if I left any drops and wipe them off if I did. I also check to make sure the auto flush actually worked. Simple courtesy.
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Female 43
lol! This fits perfectly along with last night`s episode of South Park. Did anyone catch it by chance?
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Male 646
I wouldn`t want to put my ass where that mean person put hers either.
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Male 658
This post makes me hot.
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Female 2,525
@tedgp, are you saying you would willingly sit in a puddle of someone else`s pee?
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Male 3,285
@zombunny urine is some of the most sterile liquid you can find. Whats so unsanitary about it?

Sitting down and physically spreading germs due to bodily contact however, IS unsanitary.
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Male 25,416
Wow.. that would have taken effort.
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Male 559
Women should always sit when urinating. Hovering means that muscles around the stomach and pubic region are tightened which constricts the flow of urine and hides barometric sensation in the bladder. The translation is that urine is not completely vacated and is trapped in the bladder and urethra. Translation: increased risk of UTI. If sitting is a big issue, use paper towels around the edge of the seat, or keep a box of Clorox wipes handy in your purse.
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Male 3,059
Baalthazaq... Brilliant! I should try that here. I`ll just speak Farsi... most of these Midwestern yahoos won`t know anything is out of the ordinary.
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Male 4,594
Hell, I don`t even take off my pants when I pee. I always get plenty of space around me on the bus.
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Male 37,888
In one workplace, the toilet would have little air bubbles come up after the flush. When they`d pop little drops of water would fly up on the seat. I was accused many times of whizzing on the seat, falsely!
I finally convinced them to actually LOOK for themselves after the flush. It took some doing!
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Female 2,525
"Actually squatting is MUCH more sanitary than sitting down."

That`s because the seat is covered in all the other squatters` piss!
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Male 3,285
Actually squatting is MUCH more sanitary than sitting down.
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Male 4,547
"In my experience women pee on the seat more than men."

No... whenever possible, especially at say, gas stations, I`ll use the ladies room, because it`s always pristine by comparison.

Sometimes I`ll even pretend I don`t speak English and argue that the dress the woman is wearing looks like a Kandoora when I`m wearing one.
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Male 934
Men have no excuse either. It`s called lifting the seat when you piss. I actually take a bit of toilet paper to wipe down the rim too, just cause I`m nice.

And to people who are afraid of germs: nut the hell up. Unless the backs of your thighs are riddled with open sores, you`ll be fine.
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Male 715
why wouldn`t you just lift the seat?
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Male 719
If you`re REALLY that concerned, carry a pack of Clorox wipes.
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Male 959
In my experience women pee on the seat more than men. Its dripping as they stand up pre-wipe, one or two drops front centre of the seat. And they haven`t been nagged for decades into cleaning up after themselves.
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Female 2,525
I need this sign for public restrooms. Seriously, women have no excuse for getting pee on the seat. If you`re worried about germs and there`s no paper seat liner, cover it with toilet paper first. That`s what I do.
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Male 970
Link: I-A-B Ladies, Do Your Sit Or Squat? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Squatters, this post is or you--the rest of you sitters, thank you and have a great day.
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