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Date: 03/06/12 02:28 PM

36 Responses to How To Resuscitate A Cat [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of i_rule_you
    i_rule_you Female 13-17
    358 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 2:28 pm
    Link: How To Resuscitate A Cat - I don`t know if this works and I don`t want to find out.
  2. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 2:34 pm
    Inb4 pmarren etc.
  3. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 2:40 pm
    Well, if this doesn`t work, I don`t know what will.
  4. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 2:41 pm
    This is actually true. Horrible picture though... As long as it saves the kitty, right? :/
  5. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 2:41 pm
    can`t do that in my house. there`s not enough room to swing a dead cat.
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    shadowover22 Female 13-17
    1 post
    March 6, 2012 at 2:41 pm
    rly u have hold a animals muzzle down and blow in to its nose and if choking hold upside down and give it the Heimlich
  7. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 2:54 pm
    Well, I`m glad my cat`s an inside cat and hates water... D:
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    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 3:04 pm
    Looking down the list again, I misread this as How To Prostitute a cat. no idea why.
  9. Profile photo of snakecharmer
    snakecharmer Male 18-29
    321 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 3:06 pm
    *Here kitty-kitty!*
  10. Profile photo of luda16
    luda16 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 3:15 pm
    must have been a lot of drowning cats in monty python and the quest for the holy grail..
  11. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 4:12 pm
    Pmarren must love this one.
  12. Profile photo of uatme
    uatme Male 18-29
    1068 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 4:17 pm
    lets see what my vet friends say...
  13. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 4:17 pm
    I better find a cat to practice this.
  14. Profile photo of Shillier
    Shillier Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 4:29 pm
    i wonder how many cats he went through before he figured that one out
  15. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 4:39 pm
    Hummm, might work.
    However, I think far to many cat-haters won`t wait for actual drownings before trying this out...
  16. Profile photo of The-Brit
    The-Brit Male 50-59
    124 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 5:10 pm
    How many downed/drowning cats have you ever heard of? Me? Zero unless placed in a sack with a brick.
  17. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    I tried that. It would have worked I think if it hadn`t been for the low rafters.
  18. Profile photo of RuralNinja
    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 5:25 pm
    Without the caption I would have thought that man misplaced his hammer and the cat was the nearest alternative.
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 6:12 pm
    Imma go try that.

    Nope.
    Apparently, a good way to resuscitate a drowning cat is also a pretty good way to kill a non-drowning cat.
  20. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 10:12 pm
    Gonna have to try this.. even if the cat isnt choking. O thats bad.....
  21. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 12:14 am
    Ahh so that`s what Pmarrens doing.
  22. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 12:14 am
    Ah... but does centrifugal force ACTUALLY exist?! Science comic

    ...and anyone that used wikipedia as a source to prove otherwise is going to get bitch-slapped!!!
  23. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 1:32 am
    bet you dont get many drownded cats, seeing as how they hate water, and can swim...
  24. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 2:02 am
    "Ah... but does centrifugal force ACTUALLY exist?!"

    The cat is pulled around in a circle by its tail and the water`s momentum carries it out of the cat.
  25. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 2:02 am
    And the force on the tail is called centripetal force.
  26. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 2:58 am
    As long as you have enough room to swing a cat around in...
  27. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 6:21 am
    The cat is pulled around in a circle by its tail and the water`s momentum carries it out of the cat.
    ^this. Often when people say centrifugal force, what they`re really seeing is lack of centripedal force.
  28. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 7:45 am
    This practice is pmarren tested and approved. The best part is that first you have to drown the cat.

    They left out one important step however; you need to slam the goddam cat against the wall a few times as you are swinging it around... this ensures that all the liquid comes out of the cat. If the water looks red, you are doing it right.

    Cats = Suck
  29. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3774 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 8:50 am
    works on schnauzers, too
  30. Profile photo of imnakdjumpme
    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 12:04 pm
    "works on schnauzers, too"

    and babies...
  31. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    imnakdjumpme, I love the dark humor my friend. Nicely done.
  32. Profile photo of phirephoto
    phirephoto Male 30-39
    326 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 12:43 pm
    That`s what that crazy Russian "Yoga" lady is doing to her baby!
  33. Profile photo of boredlonely
    boredlonely Female 18-29
    11 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 2:22 pm
    looks like the guy is going to throw kitty into the floor... hope kitty is ok!
  34. Profile photo of Jeemo88
    Jeemo88 Male 18-29
    77 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 9:09 pm
    Still laughing...
  35. Profile photo of imnakdjumpme
    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 9:50 am
    "I love the dark humor my friend"

    Dark? i saved that baby`s life!



    then i let go
  36. Profile photo of scheckydamon
    scheckydamon Male 60-69
    675 posts
    March 10, 2012 at 6:06 pm
    We under stand you have a cat that flies across the room and lands in a bucket? Does she do it her self? No, I fling her.

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