How Apple Should Have Blown Its $100 Bill Surplus

Submitted by: Draculya 5 years ago in Tech

Because dividends are for pussies
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Female 72
LOL i like how making work more suitable for the factories was putting parachutes on their backs.
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Male 10,440
Could world hunger be ended with 100 billion? Not without unseating all the insane regimes!

In retrospect I would be fine with the states or Europe invading half of the countries in Africa if it was with the goal of establishing greater order and "forcing development" so to speak. I`d be fine if my taxes went to that, to be honest, provided the money was spent wisely, which doesn`t happen at all in wars, sadly.

It`s the only legitimate use left for militaries, IMO.
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Male 15,261
"Draculya a mistake like that would cost you SOOOOO much in business... Apple had $100 billion, not a $100 bill. You dropped NINE zeros!"

No it was in-corrected by the mods.
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Male 7,774
Feed the starving. Oh wait, that would upset the world order
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Male 646
Oh, I love the Sims!
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Male 2,591
I wanna be the naked guy running around in Uganda letting off 2 m16`s.
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Male 2,419
Draculya a mistake like that would cost you SOOOOO much in business... Apple had $100 billion, not a $100 bill. You dropped NINE zeros!
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Male 25,416
Microsoft isnt suffering so stop being silly!
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Female 249
If they bring Steve Jobs back to life won`t he just die again from the incurable cancer.
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Male 39,902

"Will fight for cash" hahahahaha
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Male 40,739
HAHA! Bottomless hole in the hat! I loled!
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Male 15,261
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