Honest First Date: Upstairs

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Misc

Upstairs by shawnwines
Refreshing but painfully honest.
There are 28 comments:
Female 2,525
Men like sex, women like shiny things. herp derp derp herp.
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Male 53
"So he asked her if she did anal, but didn`t want her to poop in his bathroom....wtf?"

someones never done anal ^^^
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Male 1,754
LOL Ciao!
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Male 1,442
@ciaolatina: He likes chocolate dip.
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Female 13
So he asked her if she did anal, but didn`t want her to poop in his bathroom....wtf?
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Male 3,578
if only it was that esay
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Male 6,227
Oh boy. I didn`t catch it until a second viewing, but at the end, the guy says, "This is so nice. I love JDate." That`s the Jewish dating service. I guess this was done by Jews about Jews as a way of poking fun at stereotypes. ~thinking~ Funny, I guess, but not being part of the culture the humor`s kind of lost on me.
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Male 1,053
@sutra: "No women are not just hooking for jwellery and dinners and men are not emotionally vaccum dildos"

Where do you live???

Oh...
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Male 289
what? I-A-B made a funny and decent post. not sure if impressed, or suspisious.
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Female 2,549
So very sad for these two.
No women are not just hooking for jwellery and dinners and men are not emotionally vaccum dildos.
Cynical and depressing.

Funny though.
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Male 4,902
LMAO, if only it were that easy.
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Male 25,416
good post is good
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Female 1,441
Just went on a first date yesterday. I was the one who initiated hooking up. He genuinely did not expect it and it was amazing.
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Male 473
Good post I-a-B. I-a-no longer-B.
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Male 663
You do anal? Then yeah you get a bracelet.
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Male 1,311
I preferred the Invention of Lying over this.
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Male 1,083
@jamie76 he`s not, he`s just a regular john with an odd method of payment.
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Male 6,227
~Squrlz waxes philosophical~

What this skit drives home is that if it`s just about the sex, things become really pointless really fast. Problem is, the older you get, the harder it is to find people with whom you are compatible.

~Squrlz quickly clicks another link so as to avoid any awkward introspection~
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Male 151
Wow. I felt like Jane Goodall for a moment there.
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Male 11,740
I`d rather watch Jenna Marbles. Equally stupid and annoying, but at least she`s decent looking.
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Male 15,510
That was actually... sad
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Male 10,440
That was awesome. Too bad life isn`t like this. Curse you people for not being honest.
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Male 2,332
No nonsense, I like it :p
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Male 2,345
uatme

and how exactly is he any better???
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Male 6,227
Ew. Somehow not being in the dating game at the moment doesn`t seem so bad anymore.
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Male 36,410
No pooping? She should have run away, big red flag there.
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Male 1,083
shes just a classy prostitute.
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Female 8,044
Link: Honest First Date: Upstairs [Rate Link] - Refreshing but painfully honest.
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