Hey I-A-B Ladies, I`ve Found You A Boyfriend [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 4 years ago Funny

Good news, Mark loves faces which I"m assuming you have. Slightly NSFW.
There are 32 comments:
Female 2,525
Girl lookat that bodeh.
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Male 5,811
Interests include farmer tans, looking like George Castanza, and Mickey Mouse figurines featuring ubiquitous gaze.
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Female 3,696
Damn boy, where you been all my life??
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Female 152
Oh Gerry, it`s really too bad you`re gay.
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Male 37,914

I keep telling you that is not me! But I guess the only
way to prove it to you people is to post a real photo of myself.


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Male 36,556
Caught me @Cajun! I`m... just not ready to date at the moment...
... unless @leesah and @madduck are involved! Either and or both! Woo hoo!

And @slut_etta, and @carmium, Oh and @Naz14, and @kitteh9 and @opibreath! and... sorry @Gerry1, you`re married already!
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Female 3,562
He is fully aware of what his hand is touching...
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Male 15,510
Ha ha nice try Gerry but we all know you are older than 48
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Male 10,845
[quote]Dial 1-204-5-cats[/quote]

Only 9 digits?
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Female 409
Well... he`s not my cup of tea, but at least he is brave enough to put himself out there like that, haha. I might`ve at least had some undies on. Leave some to the imagination, mister! Oh! And nice Mickey Mouse phone!
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Female 375
I think the definition of nsfw has been messed up. Here`s a clue - looking at naked pics is frowned upon in even the most liberal workplace.
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Male 2,419
"slightly nsfw"
really? that`s only slightly? o.O
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Male 119
Somebody, somewhere wants to hit it. More power to `em, I guess.
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Female 1,324
slightly nsfw?! o-o I think my eyes are bleeding! On another note, that answers the question of where all his head hair went ;-;
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Male 36,556
@leesah: Dial 1-204-5-cats...
You can call collect! You too @madduck!
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Female 9,403
My eyes, they burn.
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Male 25,416
Im sure hes taken by now.... ladies would be flocking!
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Female 7,838
always got me, the idea that a naked pic is the way to attract a woman. Even if the man was lovely ( which they never are) the fact that they felt that sort of picture approprate is a total put off....
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Male 26
Considering the layout let`s you know this came from xtube, it makes you wonder what the poster was doing looking through that guy`s profile.
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Female 1,566
You didn`t even post contact info? Hello, how am I supposed to get in touch with this stud?!
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Male 1,832
@slut_etta, when you post a naked photo of yourself online, you forfeit your right to privacy.
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Male 1,832
He could make a wig out of his belly hair.
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Female 4,086
this is precisely why you shouldn`t post a pic of yourself online, cuz if you do, then some not-nice person can violate your privacy like this.
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Male 174
That`s George Castanza from Seinfeld
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Female 430
... No want.
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Male 6,737
D:
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Female 152
icky.
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Male 876
*barf*
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Male 37,914

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
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Male 2,631
Let`s see: Fat, balding, stubby little legs,cheesy mustache- and going by the Micky Mouse toy in the background, a bit of a pedophile, Yep ladies, a hell of a catch!
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Male 926
Oh come on...that`s Gerry.
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Male 1,620
Link: Hey I-A-B Ladies, I`ve Found You A Boyfriend [Pic] [Rate Link] - Good news, Mark loves faces which I`m assuming you have. Slightly NSFW.
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