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Date: 03/09/12 11:58 AM

25 Responses to Guy Nearly Gets His Penis Bit Off By A Huge Snake

  1. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 12:09 pm
    Link: Guy Nearly Gets His Penis Bit Off By A Huge Snake - And then he jammed his thumb up it`s butthole. --xCYBERDYNEx
  2. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1095 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 12:21 pm
    That`s the first time I ever actually laughed out loud at the caption before seeing the link.

    Well played Cyberdyne.
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 12:22 pm
    seen this guy on TV before, he`s a total retard. Doesn`t have a clue what he`s doing...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 12:27 pm
    really.. this made it on here. Now this is why bear is so much more entertaining, He would have peed on it and then killed it and eaten it.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 12:27 pm
    Just to see what happens
  6. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 12:55 pm
    Thanks Possum, that`s the first time I`ve seen a name put in a caption.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 12:56 pm
    Best link title ever.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3877 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 1:04 pm
    moronic individual.
  9. Profile photo of scttydsntknw
    scttydsntknw Male 18-29
    29 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 1:11 pm
    ok...we see its really big snake...why did you have grab it?
  10. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33088 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 1:32 pm
    vv He had to catch it so he could stick his thumb in it`s bung-hole, eh?

    Poster`s name in the caption? Hummmm...
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 1:52 pm
    is he trying to be the new Crocodile Hunter? Because if so...it`s still too soon...
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 2:03 pm
    Yeah, he deserved to get it bitten....too bad the snake missed.
  13. Profile photo of mcboozerilla
    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 2:37 pm
    Aussies really are a sad lot.
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    ChrisP12 Male 40-49
    186 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 3:08 pm
    Don`t bother me with "nearly."
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    favourplaza Female 40-49
    3 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 3:43 pm
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 3:48 pm
    Darwin Award finalist.....
  17. Profile photo of Markm21
    Markm21 Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 9, 2012 at 4:29 pm
    @mcboozerilla

    How can you not tell that his accent is from your own continent and not Australia? Honestly...
  18. Profile photo of NILE12
    NILE12 Male 18-29
    157 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 4:39 pm
    There are people who are good with snakes, and then there are crazy people.
  19. Profile photo of JoexBro
    JoexBro Male 18-29
    550 posts
    March 10, 2012 at 2:01 am
    He appeared to be doing some unnesessary mud dance at first to woo the snake, that is why it "got his trousers"
  20. Profile photo of 455Stage1
    455Stage1 Male 40-49
    18 posts
    March 10, 2012 at 8:18 am
    Stay turned next week when my wife Terri tries to artificially insiminate a Hyienna!
  21. Profile photo of justadiver
    justadiver Male 40-49
    49 posts
    March 10, 2012 at 11:11 am
    Years ago I saw this same crazy bastard, belly crawl up to a pack of Kimodo dragons that were feeding and start petting one on it`s hip.
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    Chaoskitty Female 18-29
    449 posts
    March 11, 2012 at 1:30 am
    i thought usually those dont let go no matter what. seemed drugged to me^^
  23. Profile photo of icklevamp
    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    March 11, 2012 at 6:07 pm
    Um, this dude is dumb. If you need to approach a snake that is wary then you go from the back and get the head. Why was he doing that stupid crab walk thing?
  24. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 7:05 am
    1. Find huge snake
    2. Flop around in mud
    3. ???
    4. Profit
  25. Profile photo of Roland
    Roland Male 30-39
    299 posts
    March 13, 2012 at 11:12 pm
    What I`ve learned from Television is that Australians seem to be awesome at wrestling dangerous animals.

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