Guy Nearly Gets His Penis Bit Off By A Huge Snake

Submitted by: xCYBERDYNEx 5 years ago in Funny

And then he jammed his thumb up it"s butthole. --xCYBERDYNEx
There are 25 comments:
Male 315
What I`ve learned from Television is that Australians seem to be awesome at wrestling dangerous animals.
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Female 2,525
1. Find huge snake
2. Flop around in mud
3. ???
4. Profit
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Female 375
Um, this dude is dumb. If you need to approach a snake that is wary then you go from the back and get the head. Why was he doing that stupid crab walk thing?
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Female 450
i thought usually those dont let go no matter what. seemed drugged to me^^
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Male 49
Years ago I saw this same crazy bastard, belly crawl up to a pack of Kimodo dragons that were feeding and start petting one on it`s hip.
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Male 18
Stay turned next week when my wife Terri tries to artificially insiminate a Hyienna!
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Male 557
He appeared to be doing some unnesessary mud dance at first to woo the snake, that is why it "got his trousers"
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Male 157
There are people who are good with snakes, and then there are crazy people.
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Male 1
@mcboozerilla

How can you not tell that his accent is from your own continent and not Australia? Honestly...
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Male 1,810
Darwin Award finalist.....
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Male 186
Don`t bother me with "nearly."
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Male 646
Aussies really are a sad lot.
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Male 11,740
Yeah, he deserved to get it bitten....too bad the snake missed.
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Female 1,205
is he trying to be the new Crocodile Hunter? Because if so...it`s still too soon...
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Male 37,735
vv He had to catch it so he could stick his thumb in it`s bung-hole, eh?

Poster`s name in the caption? Hummmm...
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Male 29
ok...we see its really big snake...why did you have grab it?
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Female 4,086
moronic individual.
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Female 4,039
Best link title ever.
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Male 4,902
Thanks Possum, that`s the first time I`ve seen a name put in a caption.
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Male 2,513
Just to see what happens
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Male 25,416
really.. this made it on here. Now this is why bear is so much more entertaining, He would have peed on it and then killed it and eaten it.
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Male 1,178
seen this guy on TV before, he`s a total retard. Doesn`t have a clue what he`s doing...
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Male 1,122
That`s the first time I ever actually laughed out loud at the caption before seeing the link.

Well played Cyberdyne.
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Male 4,902
Link: Guy Nearly Gets His Penis Bit Off By A Huge Snake [Rate Link] - And then he jammed his thumb up it`s butthole. --xCYBERDYNEx
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