Foamy The Squirrel On Self Important Parents

Submitted by: smaus 5 years ago in Entertainment

Does having children destroy your individuality. Foamy says NO.
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Female 74
Oh, and let`s not forget the newest craze: Inflicting the rest of their social networking friends lists with up-to-the-second updates on the cutest thing their little pukepod has done JUST NOW...OMG! The baby just spit up! OMG, the baby just burped/farted/dirtied a diaper! Ugh. And, they have to post poor-quality cellphone pix of EACH. EVENT. As if there has never, ever been another baby born on the planet before their kid was spawned.

I`m a Mom. My 3 sons are now young adults. But come on...I really don`t need to see my FaceSpace wall plastered with 147 new snapshots of someone else`s rugrat every day when I log in. And it`s not just one or two people doing this...it`s every single New Parent now. WHY?!?

Not to mention, how`s this going to impact JR`s life when they`re old enough to realize their bare bottom has been plastered all over the internet since Day One, along with every bath, breast-feeding session and diaper change they ever got until they turned 1 year o
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Female 2,525
I see rants like this on the internet all the time, but I have yet to meet a parent who actually behaves this way. Maybe I just hang out with really cool parents, but I kinda get the feeling that these people don`t exist and child haters just want something to yell about.
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Female 4,410
foamy needs to get a girlfriend and have some baby squirills.
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Male 6,227
Foamy`s point: A lot of parents, particularly new ones, seem to lose the ability to take a joke and get predictably self-righteous about the new meaning children have given their lives.

Several commenters in this thread: This video isn`t funny and my child has given my life more meaning than your squirrel-drawing life will ever have.

Do I need to connect the dots here, people?

Foamy is deliberately over-the-top. He goes on hyperactive, overcaffeinated, misanthropic rants by design. Much of the fun is watching him get all worked up and in a tizzy. So relax. Virtually everyone understands that children are great (even, I`m sure, Foamy`s creator).
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Male 340
Being a parent is awesome. This rant was written by someone who hates seeing other people have meaningful lives.
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Female 6,381
It can be hard to see a friend turn into a different person overnight, but having a kid often does that to people. One`s whole perspective on what`s important changes - sometimes against your plans and will! But the intense part is a phase; once children start school, more time is freed up for those friends and hobbies that gathered dust for years, although it will never be quite the same. Have a little patience.
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Male 6,227
New parents: the empty shells of formerly cool people. LOL

Squirrels are awesome. =^.^=
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Male 11,739
Foamy`s creator is a complete douchetard.
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Male 715
usually if you ask anyone who has children, how`s it going in general, you get the lowdown on how their children are doing. If I cared what your kid was doing I would ask?
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Male 176
Oh, and sorry if you ask about how my kid is and I actually tell you how they are. If you didn`t want an answer, don`t ask the question. And your pooty comment about "my internet was down yesterday for an hour so I wasn`t able to update my facebook status" will always be trumped by "my daughter took a man-sized dump on me when I was changing her diaper"
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Male 176
What happens to parents individuality? Why do parents seem like empty shells? When you have baby you get a lot less sleep, and the sleep you do get is crappy and interrupted. Sitting and watching TV or a movie is 2 minute intervals with 1 minute of chasing after the little guy in between. I haven`t changed my language, and I still go out, but what I really look forward to is a beer and a nap.
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Male 1,122
Self righteous people who think the world revolves around them and their wants and their rights are just as irritating. .

I`m looking at you foamy.
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Male 338
Not the worst thing about parents by a long shot.
Remember your opinion on any given matter is immaterial if you haven`t produced a sprog
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Male 25,416
My child is awesome :P
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Male 715
Link: Foamy The Squirrel On Self Important Parents [Rate Link] - Does having children destroy your individuality. Foamy says NO.
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