Finally, An Honest Breaking Dawn Review [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Funny

Ugh, the things people do for vadge.
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Male 914
This is exactly why I watched New Moon.
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Male 2,700
Ahhhhh twilight. the story of a young girl`s choice between Bestiality and Necrophilia.
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Male 4,902
My Wife tried to make me watch this, I fell asleep within the first 5 minutes. Win!
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Male 1,832
Vadge?
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Male 22
Twilight: Taking the "n" out of "Fangs" since 2008
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Male 5,811
[quote]Remember when vampires were awesome, and didn`t wear glitter like a stripper? Remember how they used to drat everyone up with their fangs, not just use them for medical purposes?

Yeah me too...[/quote]
Me as well.
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Female 81
@AvatarJohn I saw In Time in the cinema a few months ago. It`s amazing. Watch it.
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Female 220
I went over to my friends house because she really wanted me to watch all the movies. I only got through two. As a chick, I don`t really see what`s so great about them... At all.
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Male 1,059
What the hell is "In Time"? Looks exciting!
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Male 2,424
Remember when vampires were awesome, and didn`t wear glitter like a stripper? Remember how they used to drat everyone up with their fangs, not just use them for medical purposes?

Yeah me too...
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Male 3,894
I wouldn`t allow my girlfriend to "force" me into watching anything like this. Thankfully, she`s just as disgusted by the series.
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Male 5,811
[quote]Edward essentially tears apart her uterus with his teeth to get the thing out...I was not expecting that movie to go that way[/quote]
Ah, yes, the fang c-section. Couple that with that werewolf kid wanting to get it on with the baby and you see what kind of a messed up mind it takes to think up this crap. That and the whole thing about the entire series being a case study of battered woman syndrome and you`ve summed up twilight.
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Male 313
It works both ways, if she loved me she would never ask me to watch this in the first place.
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Female 1,441
So I`ve only seen the second Twilight movie and then this one, and you`d be surprised at how messed up it is. There`s this whole Rosemary`s baby-esque deal where Bella is carrying this demon child thing, and you would not believe how twisted it gets. Edward essentially tears apart her uterus with his teeth to get the thing out...I was not expecting that movie to go that way.
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Male 1,625
the top part looks comical too, something along the lines of go watch this movie and check out this chick, watch your relationship go down the drain
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Male 468
Reminds me of the South Park episode where Stan`s Dad finds out that Broadway musicals give a subliminal message to give their husbands hummers after the performance. Think that works for Twilight?
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Female 2,927
if my date suggested we watch this or any one from the series i would beat him to death with the DVD jacket.
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Male 566
If my "beloved" wanted to watch this movie, I would immediately call 911, because she`s just had a stroke.
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Male 6,737
Meh. I wouldn`t watch it even then.
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Male 25,417
True true
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Male 1,620
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