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Date: 03/12/12 12:39 PM

22 Responses to Finally, An Honest Breaking Dawn Review [Pic]

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    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 12:40 pm
    Link: Finally, An Honest Breaking Dawn Review - Ugh, the things people do for vadge.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 12:55 pm
    True true
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 12:57 pm
    Meh. I wouldn`t watch it even then.
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    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 1:09 pm
    If my "beloved" wanted to watch this movie, I would immediately call 911, because she`s just had a stroke.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 1:14 pm
    if my date suggested we watch this or any one from the series i would beat him to death with the DVD jacket.
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    thatjimguy Male 30-39
    459 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 1:15 pm
    Reminds me of the South Park episode where Stan`s Dad finds out that Broadway musicals give a subliminal message to give their husbands hummers after the performance. Think that works for Twilight?
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 1:30 pm
    the top part looks comical too, something along the lines of go watch this movie and check out this chick, watch your relationship go down the drain
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    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 1:45 pm
    So I`ve only seen the second Twilight movie and then this one, and you`d be surprised at how messed up it is. There`s this whole Rosemary`s baby-esque deal where Bella is carrying this demon child thing, and you would not believe how twisted it gets. Edward essentially tears apart her uterus with his teeth to get the thing out...I was not expecting that movie to go that way.
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    shamrock1014 Male 40-49
    313 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 1:46 pm
    It works both ways, if she loved me she would never ask me to watch this in the first place.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    Edward essentially tears apart her uterus with his teeth to get the thing out...I was not expecting that movie to go that way
    Ah, yes, the fang c-section. Couple that with that werewolf kid wanting to get it on with the baby and you see what kind of a messed up mind it takes to think up this crap. That and the whole thing about the entire series being a case study of battered woman syndrome and you`ve summed up twilight.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 1:52 pm
    I wouldn`t allow my girlfriend to "force" me into watching anything like this. Thankfully, she`s just as disgusted by the series.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 3:34 pm
    Remember when vampires were awesome, and didn`t wear glitter like a stripper? Remember how they used to drat everyone up with their fangs, not just use them for medical purposes?

    Yeah me too...
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 3:53 pm
    What the hell is "In Time"? Looks exciting!
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    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 4:23 pm
    I went over to my friends house because she really wanted me to watch all the movies. I only got through two. As a chick, I don`t really see what`s so great about them... At all.
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    Bethingtons Female 18-29
    81 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 4:31 pm
    @AvatarJohn I saw In Time in the cinema a few months ago. It`s amazing. Watch it.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 6:21 pm
    Remember when vampires were awesome, and didn`t wear glitter like a stripper? Remember how they used to drat everyone up with their fangs, not just use them for medical purposes?

    Yeah me too...
    Me as well.
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    Mike_Hawk Male 30-39
    22 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 7:44 pm
    Twilight: Taking the "n" out of "Fangs" since 2008
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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 8:58 pm

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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 10:10 pm
    Vadge?
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    March 13, 2012 at 1:39 am
    My Wife tried to make me watch this, I fell asleep within the first 5 minutes. Win!
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    March 13, 2012 at 3:04 am
    Ahhhhh twilight. the story of a young girl`s choice between Bestiality and Necrophilia.
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    March 13, 2012 at 6:27 am
    This is exactly why I watched New Moon.

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