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Date: 03/14/12 03:45 PM

34 Responses to Every Pizza Delivery Guy`s Wet Dream [Pic]

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    ffi Female 18-29
    156 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 3:00 pm
    Link: Every Pizza Delivery Guy`s Wet Dream - No, besides a tip other than loose change.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 4:08 pm
    My brother used to deliver Chinese food as a second job. He had stories like this.Once for a tip, some college guys tossed him a qaurter ounce of weed.One lady always answered the door naked.
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    tacks Female 18-29
    155 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 4:09 pm
    Beginning of pron?
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 4:09 pm
    Okay.
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 4:38 pm
    She was expecting the OTHER delivery guy.
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 4:47 pm
    my old roommate was a delivery driver that got to deliver to a very hot naked girl. I didnt believe him until i saw him on xhamster, (i think), in a video showing different naked girls opening the door for pizza drivers and he is on it! he is literally a 40 year old virgin.
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    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 6:41 pm
    pizza dare. google it.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 7:10 pm
    No hips. Meh.
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    Purplefreak Female 18-29
    158 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 7:14 pm
    HOW COME COOL STUFF LIKE THAT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I DELIVERED FOR DOMINO`S?! Sad day. :(
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    blobby5 Male 30-39
    144 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 7:20 pm
    I delivered in a college town for a couple years, at a place open until 4am. While not exactly common, this would happen once or twice per week. However, this is fairly tame compared to what I encountered a few other times.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 8:03 pm
    Very nice...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 8:12 pm
    Cheezus! I never saw nothin like that back when I delivered pizza! And Winnipeg is full of beautiful women!
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 8:46 pm
    It`s sad because in some sense he is being expolited. It`s not like he`s going to bang her - her boyfriend will, after he puts down the camera.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 8:48 pm
    I`ve had nasty sex with several girls I delivered pizza to back in the day. Got a few BJs too.

    This (What`s in the pic) was a monthly occurrence.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 9:04 pm
    "IT`S A TRAP!"

    The boyfriend wants to bugger the pizza guy while he copulates with his girlfriend.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 9:17 pm
    @5Cats. In Winnipeg, either it is too cold, or there are way, way too many mosquitos, to risk dressing like that. There, happy to help you understand why you missed out on this type of sighting (lol!) !!!
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 10:52 pm
    When i was a pizza guy, only fat old dudes ever opened the door dressed in their underpants.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 11:24 pm
    I think he`s staring right at her floppy c*ck
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 12:11 am
    Her hair looks like floss- overbleached or false?
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    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 1:03 am
    its a dude
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 4:13 am
    AJ: I never got any sex from encounters like this, used to delivered pizza as well, but was invited to a few times. I usually got good tips, but was in a relationship and the GF was suspicious enough as is.

    The fact that I came home with a lot of tips $40-$50 a night average, made her wonder what other service(s) I was providing. I actually took her on runs for a few nights, to try and prove my faithfulness, until my boss seen her sitting in the van. The rule is, no passengers on deliveries, and he made sure both of us knew it.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 6:03 am
    I never had hot naked women want me to snake their pipes when I did plumbing!! Damn should`ve delivered pizza!!
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 6:13 am
    LOL@Crakr: Sounds like a real possessive lady there bud haha.
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    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 6:56 am
    this girl isn`t a skank AT ALL.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 6:56 am
    an that why he is looking at the money and not her ("she"could be a crossdresser)
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    Beauxner Male 30-39
    68 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 7:08 am
    you just know shes gonna throw that up later
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    Bountykat Female 18-29
    399 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 8:31 am
    Whatever, you guys. She`s hot. I`ll bet it made the dude a little uncomfortable, though.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 9:02 am
    AJ: That she was or maybe it was just insecurity, either way it wasn`t meant to last. Relationships are built on trust and it`s a two way street.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 9:32 am
    God- those knickers look REALLY uncomfortable...
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    cityncolour Male 30-39
    379 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 10:36 am
    a picture of a girl receiving her pizza in lingerie and you f*ck tards are arguing about trust and relationships? wow. you really can`t help yourself can you, Crakrjak?
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 11:40 am
    Read the whole conversation we had City.

    Totally on topic.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 12:14 pm
    auburnjunky
    Male, 30-39, Southern US
    6026 Posts Wednesday, March 14, 2012 8:48:11 PM
    I`ve had nasty sex with several girls I delivered pizza to back in the day. Got a few BJs too.

    This (What`s in the pic) was a monthly occurrence.
    ____

    If they are just sleeping with you on a whim, can you imagine how many other people they are sleeping with as well?

    Um...yikes.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 12:18 pm
    cityncolour
    Male, 18-29, Midwest US
    174 Posts Thursday, March 15, 2012 10:36:29 AM
    a picture of a girl receiving her pizza in lingerie and you f*ck tards are arguing about trust and relationships? wow. you really can`t help yourself can you, Crakrjak?
    ____

    First off, it WAS on topic. Second, look at the age range of you and the two people who you called out. We do have to grow up eventually and City, you will eventually too!
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 15, 2012 at 2:42 pm
    LOL@Lostinkorea: STD tests twice a year stopped me from losing my mind. Also, wrapped it up, and sorta got to know them, a little lol.

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