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Date: 03/30/12 10:45 AM

18 Responses to Domino`s Pizza Delivery Special Instructions [Pic]

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    3MM@ Female 13-17
    256 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 10:48 am
    Link: Domino`s Pizza Delivery Special Instructions - You`ll be lucky of ALL you get is spit in your pizza.
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 10:52 am
    Awesome.
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    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 10:54 am
    of all??
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    RPossum Male 30-39
    1095 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 11:18 am
    My `pen is` not working, can I borrow yours?
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    sbutler1 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 11:20 am
    someone`s casually getting penis slipped across their pizza
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 11:22 am
    Your hamburger and light penis is ready.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 12:03 pm
    [email protected]
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3882 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 12:10 pm
    would you like some penis with that?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 12:22 pm
    Yeah... those delivery instructions would get abused quite often
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2382 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 1:02 pm
    Listen up meow.
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    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 1:54 pm
    "Your pizza looked a bit light on sausage, so I casually slipped my penis into it. Enjoy!"

    or

    This pizza came with the instruction: "Casually slip the word `penis` into a sentence at least once or you`re not getting paid."
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    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 3:20 pm
    "or you`re not getting paid" ... just send the police round if they refuse to pay. Maybe they`ll use the word penis.
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    gherwrull Male 30-39
    28 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 3:21 pm
    Driver: I need you to sign this credit card slip, but my pen is out of ink.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 9:42 pm
    That`s the stuff you do when you`re ordering at a friend`s house and they`re paying. "If you ask the person who pays for an angry dragon*, you`ll get a bigger tip."

    *look it up if you don`t know what it means
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    madalaine Female 18-29
    1 post
    March 30, 2012 at 10:37 pm
    @onoffon

    that`s exactly what this made me think of too!
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    cubzrulz23 Male 18-29
    61 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 10:55 pm
    @Fancylad if*
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 31, 2012 at 12:35 am
    I smiled
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    March 31, 2012 at 2:00 pm
    How would they know if s/he did?

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