Domino`s Pizza Delivery Special Instructions [Pic]

Submitted by: 3MM@ 5 years ago in Funny

You"ll be lucky of ALL you get is spit in your pizza.
There are 17 comments:
Male 5,413
How would they know if s/he did?
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Male 4,014
I smiled
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Male 61
@Fancylad if*
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Female 1
@onoffon

that`s exactly what this made me think of too!
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Male 11,740
That`s the stuff you do when you`re ordering at a friend`s house and they`re paying. "If you ask the person who pays for an angry dragon*, you`ll get a bigger tip."

*look it up if you don`t know what it means
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Male 28
Driver: I need you to sign this credit card slip, but my pen is out of ink.
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Male 663
"or you`re not getting paid" ... just send the police round if they refuse to pay. Maybe they`ll use the word penis.
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Male 884
"Your pizza looked a bit light on sausage, so I casually slipped my penis into it. Enjoy!"

or

This pizza came with the instruction: "Casually slip the word `penis` into a sentence at least once or you`re not getting paid."
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Male 25,416
Yeah... those delivery instructions would get abused quite often
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Female 4,086
would you like some penis with that?
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Male 6,737
[email protected]
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Male 3,061
Your hamburger and light penis is ready.
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Male 60
someone`s casually getting penis slipped across their pizza
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Male 1,122
My `pen is` not working, can I borrow yours?
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Male 514
of all??
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Male 2,163
Awesome.
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Female 256
Link: Domino`s Pizza Delivery Special Instructions [Pic] [Rate Link] - You`ll be lucky of ALL you get is spit in your pizza.
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