Dick Of The Day: Banker, Andrew Schiff [Pic]

Submitted by: kitten_soup 4 years ago

God, I feel so bad for Andrew. It"s OK, Andrew, you"re going to get through this.
There are 36 comments:
Male 18
I really hope there is a whole dick of the day posts from now on, let`s see who are these little angels.
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Female 4,349
gosh, maybe we should pass the hat around for him...
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Male 2,384
o poor man, how ever will he survive? he`ll have to cut back to 5 mansions from now on
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Male 3,631
He has Eisner eyes - and that big honking schnoz. I would feel pretty stuck too.
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Male 7,378

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Female 3,562
Eh, I kind of understand. You could make a million bucks a year but if you`re in debt 2 million a year you`re not going to be living that well.
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Male 174
This is like people who whine about people that make 500k a year or something and complain that they get 35 percent taken in taxes. Oh no`s! What are you going to do with that 350k+ left over! THE HORROR! They`re being robbed!
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Male 1,810
"The rich will do anything for the poor....except get off their backs" Karl Marx


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Male 2,440
$350,000? Boo-frickety-hoo!
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Female 152
Antisocial fer sure!
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Male 694
arsebanditry, i envy you so greatly. I cant express the envy i have for you, in that you know each and every person on the internet so intimately that you can make such a HUGE generalization so confidently.
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Male 934
I read the article. He lights 32K a year on fire sending his daughter to a private school, while of course there are many fine public schools in the area. He also chooses to live in one of the most expensive areas of New York instead of commuting. All in all, he`s like the rest of us. He has very little financial discipline and has found a way to spend all the money he makes.

The thing that`s insulting to the rest of us, is that most of us are making less than 50K a year, and we still pay about 40-50% in taxes by the time you count income, FICA, any property tax, sales tax and specialty taxes on things like cell phones, alcohol, etc.

So basically, NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU RICH MAN!
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Male 140
it`s all relative...you probably think you need more relatively speaking...you have more in common with him than you`d care to admit.
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Female 313
350k a year is 1% material? Seriously? That can`t be right.
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Female 409
Really? Some people make me nauseous.
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Male 25,416
awww... some people have it so tough
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Male 2,841
RAH EVIL RICH PERSON LIKES BEING RICH BURN HIM!!!
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Male 770
Someone else that dont know how to live within his means.

He should run for congress.
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Male 559
I`m still not convinced that $350K puts you in the top 1%. That just seems really low to me.
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Male 5,190
I managed to survive on 12,000 a year once upon a time so he can shove it.
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Female 23
I read that story, he said something about "can you imagine dreaming of making 500,000 a year then going broke?" I learned that day that 350,000 was broke and wondered what my 34,000 meant...
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Female 2,674
Heh. I also have referred to some people in my life as "dick of the day"... it meant something totally different though.
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Male 3,578
oh no.
you have to make more money then that to be in the 1%
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Male 1,793
yep that`s a dick alright...
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Male 14,774
"Can he and I trade paychecks? I think I have the thing he needs."

A vagina?
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Male 1,832
Can someone just punch him in the face for me? Please? Anyone? drat it I`ll do it myself.
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Male 620
You should be concerned, not mad, when the `1%` are cutting back on spending.
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Female 267
Please...won`t someone help that poor man?!
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Male 3,445
You guys should read the article if you really want a laugh: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/bonus-withdrawal-puts-bankers-malaise-050100338.html
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Female 9,402
Can he and I trade paychecks? I think I have the thing he needs.
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Male 2,670
Andrew reports he can only find solace in using his household servants as riding mounts. "Giddyup, Mrs. Allen," he said, swatting his upstairs maid firmly with a riding crop. "giddyup, or you`re fired!"
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Male 72
This is a modern tragedy. Where do I donate?
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Female 1,743
eyeroll.
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Male 6,737
I have no words for this arse.
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Male 37,888

Well, at least his health insurance will cover his contraceptive costs, so that helps.
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Female 368
Link: Dick Of The Day: Banker, Andrew Schiff [Pic] [Rate Link] - God, I feel so bad for Andrew. It`s OK, Andrew, you`re going to get through this.
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