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Date: 03/02/12 08:27 AM

36 Responses to Dick Of The Day: Banker, Andrew Schiff [Pic]

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    kitten_soup Female 18-29
    368 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 8:25 am
    Link: Dick Of The Day: Banker, Andrew Schiff - God, I feel so bad for Andrew. It`s OK, Andrew, you`re going to get through this.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 8:31 am

    Well, at least his health insurance will cover his contraceptive costs, so that helps.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 8:32 am
    I have no words for this arse.
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 8:36 am
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    lsdmoe Male 40-49
    72 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 8:49 am
    This is a modern tragedy. Where do I donate?
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2374 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 8:51 am
    Andrew reports he can only find solace in using his household servants as riding mounts. "Giddyup, Mrs. Allen," he said, swatting his upstairs maid firmly with a riding crop. "giddyup, or you`re fired!"
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 9:00 am
    Can he and I trade paychecks? I think I have the thing he needs.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 9:03 am
    You guys should read the article if you really want a laugh:
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    indisguise Female 40-49
    267 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 9:11 am
    Please...won`t someone help that poor man?!
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    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 9:14 am
    You should be concerned, not mad, when the `1%` are cutting back on spending.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 9:20 am
    Can someone just punch him in the face for me? Please? Anyone? drat it I`ll do it myself.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 9:45 am
    "Can he and I trade paychecks? I think I have the thing he needs."

    A vagina?
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 9:45 am
    yep that`s a dick alright...
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3351 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 9:58 am
    oh no.
    you have to make more money then that to be in the 1%
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 10:06 am
    Heh. I also have referred to some people in my life as "dick of the day"... it meant something totally different though.
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    clamaato Female 18-29
    23 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 10:06 am
    I read that story, he said something about "can you imagine dreaming of making 500,000 a year then going broke?" I learned that day that 350,000 was broke and wondered what my 34,000 meant...
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 12:19 pm
    I`m still not convinced that $350K puts you in the top 1%. That just seems really low to me.
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 12:37 pm
    Someone else that dont know how to live within his means.

    He should run for congress.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 12:46 pm
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 12:58 pm
    awww... some people have it so tough
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    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 1:24 pm
    Really? Some people make me nauseous.
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    tehbionic Female 18-29
    313 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 1:43 pm
    350k a year is 1% material? Seriously? That can`t be right.
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    arsebanditry Male 40-49
    140 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 2:29 pm
    it`s all probably think you need more relatively have more in common with him than you`d care to admit.
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 2:48 pm
    I read the article. He lights 32K a year on fire sending his daughter to a private school, while of course there are many fine public schools in the area. He also chooses to live in one of the most expensive areas of New York instead of commuting. All in all, he`s like the rest of us. He has very little financial discipline and has found a way to spend all the money he makes.

    The thing that`s insulting to the rest of us, is that most of us are making less than 50K a year, and we still pay about 40-50% in taxes by the time you count income, FICA, any property tax, sales tax and specialty taxes on things like cell phones, alcohol, etc.

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    faaaaq Male 18-29
    693 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 3:32 pm
    arsebanditry, i envy you so greatly. I cant express the envy i have for you, in that you know each and every person on the internet so intimately that you can make such a HUGE generalization so confidently.
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    Spaztazoid Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 5:25 pm
    Antisocial fer sure!
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 6:17 pm
    $350,000? Boo-frickety-hoo!
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 8:06 pm
    "The rich will do anything for the poor....except get off their backs" Karl Marx

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    chrn368 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 8:48 pm
    This is like people who whine about people that make 500k a year or something and complain that they get 35 percent taken in taxes. Oh no`s! What are you going to do with that 350k+ left over! THE HORROR! They`re being robbed!
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 8:58 pm
    Eh, I kind of understand. You could make a million bucks a year but if you`re in debt 2 million a year you`re not going to be living that well.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 6:30 am

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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 2:38 pm
    He has Eisner eyes - and that big honking schnoz. I would feel pretty stuck too.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 10:18 pm
    o poor man, how ever will he survive? he`ll have to cut back to 5 mansions from now on
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 12:26 am
    gosh, maybe we should pass the hat around for him...
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    salsainglesa Male 30-39
    18 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    I really hope there is a whole dick of the day posts from now on, let`s see who are these little angels.

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