Dear Parents, Please Mind Your Portly Kids [Pic]

Submitted by: hovalady411 5 years ago in Funny

C"mon kid, you"re way too old to be in there.
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Male 36
Quite clearly fake, the bar going across his shoulders has been shopped in
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Male 526
oh my agusta`s he is stuck
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Male 1,737
It`s funny cause he tried to get out the bottom.
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Male 453
To quote the franks and beans scene from something about mary.....
What....the hell....were you thinking!
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Female 412
How did he get inside in the first place?!
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Male 15,510
You are doing it wrong
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Male 4,902
It`s funny because he`s fat
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Male 1,931
It is at this point Bob and Charlotte decided to let nature take its course.
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Male 72
Might be the encouragement he needs to lose a few kilos
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Male 15,186
Now you know how gerbils feel.
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Female 99
hope he`s not claustrophobic :(
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Male 2,586
I`m going to be wondering all day how he actually got out of that now...
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Female 6,381
If he had any muscles in those arms, he could just pull himself up, hand over hand. (And therein lies the problem, I posit.)
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Male 3,625
Well... At least he didn`t go down head first.
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Male 2,441
This makes me so anxious
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Male 15,832
[quote]He`s screwed.[/quote]
Right, and now he needs to be unscrewed.
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Male 3
@gothmo
BMI can be a load of bullpoo..if you`re a body builder, or have unusually dense bones or a large frame (i.e. actually big boned). However for most people, it is pretty accurate...I used to think the same thing (my "ideal" weight is 145-165) and at 220 I thought yah right, I only need to lose about 20-30 lbs max, however I`m now down to 172, and still could lose 5-10 more lbs and be healthy...America is just so fat that 20-30 lbs overweight seems "average". True fact the leanest state in the US (CO) is fatter than the worst state was 10 years ago (MS)
(yes I know BMI isn`t the most accurate way to determine body fat, I was mainly doing it because I could get a result that made my joke without having all of Rawrg`s details)
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Female 494
"I guess you`ll just have to live there then..."
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Female 1,324
I still go to the playground with my friends >> though we`re older (and smarter -.-) than to try that lol. Monkey bars are still amazing. And BMI is a load of bullpoo anyway.
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Male 1,834
lols
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Male 3
@ Rawrg
Actually according to bmicalculator.org you`re only moderately obese:
Your BMI is: 32.5 (How is this calculated?)
You are in the MODERATELY OBESE weight range.
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Male 1,810
What is a kid that big (old?) doing playing in the playground ???
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Male 934
If that`s fat, I`m morbidly obese at 6` 240 lbs...
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Male 3,477
Hav-A-Heart trap for lil` fat kids.
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Male 1,045
@stk5m
Dang, you beat me to it.
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Female 3,562
That playground thing is just asking for trouble.
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Male 322
I smell a Darwin Award in this kid`s future.
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Male 25,417
Portal fail...
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Male 363
I wouldn`t say he`s a fat kid, just too old and grown to be playing at a playground like that, granted I go to playgrounds with my cousins but I generally stick to the swing-set unless I go down the slide with one of them.
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Male 11,739
If he doesn`t already ride the short bus, he needs to start.
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Male 1,627
just stand up you fat ass
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Male 4,854
He`s screwed.
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Female 4,086
i`m thinking diminished capacity. having been a fat kid i can tell you that bringing attention to our own fatness is not something we strive to do.
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Male 3,745
he got in through the top...i do this all the time...
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Male 6,737
How the hell...?
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Male 2,034
I think your only solution at this point is to keep going.
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Male 2
I don`t even.
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Male 3,114
Unless that is some kind of medical alert bracelet on his wrist stating that guy has some form of diminished capacity, I hope they broke a few bones to get his dumb ass out of there- Oh, and post is mislabeled, that is not a kid.
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Male 687
how the drat did he get in there in the first place?
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Female 1,262
Link: Dear Parents, Please Mind Your Portly Kids [Pic] [Rate Link] - C`mon kid, you`re way too old to be in there.
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