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Date: 03/08/12 02:00 PM

41 Responses to Dear Parents, Please Mind Your Portly Kids [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 2:01 pm
    Link: Dear Parents, Please Mind Your Portly Kids - C`mon kid, you`re way too old to be in there.
  2. Profile photo of skytz1337
    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 2:11 pm
    how the drat did he get in there in the first place?
  3. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2348 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 2:14 pm
    Unless that is some kind of medical alert bracelet on his wrist stating that guy has some form of diminished capacity, I hope they broke a few bones to get his dumb ass out of there- Oh, and post is mislabeled, that is not a kid.
  4. Profile photo of Azillizan
    Azillizan Male 13-17
    2 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 2:14 pm
    I don`t even.
  5. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 2:15 pm
    I think your only solution at this point is to keep going.
  6. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 2:28 pm
    How the hell...?
  7. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 2:37 pm
    he got in through the top...i do this all the time...
  8. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3887 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 2:42 pm
    i`m thinking diminished capacity. having been a fat kid i can tell you that bringing attention to our own fatness is not something we strive to do.
  9. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3929 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 2:49 pm
    He`s screwed.
  10. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 3:23 pm
    just stand up you fat ass
  11. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 3:47 pm
    If he doesn`t already ride the short bus, he needs to start.
  12. Profile photo of Rheaonon
    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 4:16 pm
    I wouldn`t say he`s a fat kid, just too old and grown to be playing at a playground like that, granted I go to playgrounds with my cousins but I generally stick to the swing-set unless I go down the slide with one of them.
  13. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 4:21 pm
    Portal fail...
  14. Profile photo of stk5m
    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 4:24 pm
    I smell a Darwin Award in this kid`s future.
  15. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 5:43 pm
    That playground thing is just asking for trouble.
  16. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 5:44 pm
    @stk5m
    Dang, you beat me to it.
  17. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 5:53 pm
    Hav-A-Heart trap for lil` fat kids.
  18. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 5:54 pm
    If that`s fat, I`m morbidly obese at 6` 240 lbs...
  19. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 6:12 pm
    What is a kid that big (old?) doing playing in the playground ???
  20. Profile photo of bullgod345
    bullgod345 Male 30-39
    3 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 7:34 pm
    @ Rawrg
    Actually according to bmicalculator.org you`re only moderately obese:
    Your BMI is: 32.5 (How is this calculated?)
    You are in the MODERATELY OBESE weight range.
  21. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 8:00 pm
    lols
  22. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 8:13 pm
    I still go to the playground with my friends >> though we`re older (and smarter -.-) than to try that lol. Monkey bars are still amazing. And BMI is a load of bullpoo anyway.
  23. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 8:15 pm
    "I guess you`ll just have to live there then..."
  24. Profile photo of bullgod345
    bullgod345 Male 30-39
    3 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 8:55 pm
    @gothmo
    BMI can be a load of bullpoo..if you`re a body builder, or have unusually dense bones or a large frame (i.e. actually big boned). However for most people, it is pretty accurate...I used to think the same thing (my "ideal" weight is 145-165) and at 220 I thought yah right, I only need to lose about 20-30 lbs max, however I`m now down to 172, and still could lose 5-10 more lbs and be healthy...America is just so fat that 20-30 lbs overweight seems "average". True fact the leanest state in the US (CO) is fatter than the worst state was 10 years ago (MS)
    (yes I know BMI isn`t the most accurate way to determine body fat, I was mainly doing it because I could get a result that made my joke without having all of Rawrg`s details)
  25. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 9:01 pm
    He`s screwed.
    Right, and now he needs to be unscrewed.
  26. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 9:18 pm
    This makes me so anxious
  27. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3291 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 9:50 pm
    Well... At least he didn`t go down head first.
  28. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 11:39 pm
    If he had any muscles in those arms, he could just pull himself up, hand over hand. (And therein lies the problem, I posit.)
  29. Profile photo of onoffonoffon
    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2383 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 11:53 pm
    Let nature run it`s course. He can climb out when he`s been stuck in there long enough to loose enough weight to be able to climb out. I am the problem solver!
  30. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 1:01 am
    I`m going to be wondering all day how he actually got out of that now...
  31. Profile photo of deutza92
    deutza92 Female 18-29
    99 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 2:16 am
    hope he`s not claustrophobic :(
  32. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14657 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 2:24 am
    Now you know how gerbils feel.
  33. Profile photo of lsdmoe
    lsdmoe Male 40-49
    72 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 2:25 am
    Might be the encouragement he needs to lose a few kilos
  34. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 4:36 am
    It is at this point Bob and Charlotte decided to let nature take its course.
  35. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 7:22 am
    It`s funny because he`s fat
  36. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 8:08 am
    You are doing it wrong
  37. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 3:29 pm
    How did he get inside in the first place?!
  38. Profile photo of ExtraCredit
    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 7:19 pm
    To quote the franks and beans scene from something about mary.....
    What....the hell....were you thinking!
  39. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    March 10, 2012 at 7:23 am
    It`s funny cause he tried to get out the bottom.
  40. Profile photo of PhotoKing
    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    March 24, 2012 at 4:27 pm
    oh my agusta`s he is stuck
  41. Profile photo of Bewsa30
    Bewsa30 Male 30-39
    36 posts
    March 30, 2012 at 4:33 pm
    Quite clearly fake, the bar going across his shoulders has been shopped in

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