Cow Takes Out Lady With A Kick In Face

Submitted by: KungFuGuy 4 years ago Funny

Don"t piss off mom.
There are 36 comments:
Female 2,549
Oh not to worry the tooth fairy will make it up to her.
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Male 2,418
MacGuffin is bluffin with her muffin.

Blowing of some steam sweety? been a bad day?
it`s going to be allright sugar, trust me, everything will be fine. just rest your pretty little head, think of your last holliday. or something nice that happend to you. Take a deep breath, and let joy fill your heart.
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Male 1,048
Macguffin needs some stuffin. << how`s that for adolescent?
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Male 53
im convinced after seein sevaral mcmuffin posts... she is indeeed a middle aged mom, who caught her child on this and is determined to bring IAB down... just sayin

on topic: it looks like she smashed her head on a bucket at the end... but thats what happens when you go cow tippin and try to pretend its all cool right after.
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Male 118
@MacGuffin
Chill Winston
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Male 48
@macguffin
your post makes you seem like a completely psychotic middle aged woman
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Female 2,602
[quote]She`s lucky she wasn`t killed. In response, I`d slaughter her calf in front of her.[/quote]

1) No you wouldn`t.

2) You only stated you would because in your tiny, immature, testosterone-fuelled, deluded mind you imagined that by saying something as stupid as that it would somehow make you seem impressive, when in reality it merely made you sound like a mildly-psychotic adolescent.
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Male 795
She got KTFO!
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Male 153
She`s lucky she wasn`t killed. In response, I`d slaughter her calf in front of her.
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Male 876

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Male 237
Holy Ninja-Cow Batman!
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Male 977
You can tell she`s used to that at home.
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Male 411
Pow
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Male 6,737
Holy drat.
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Male 2,418
@MacGuffin
I`m glad you found something to rationalize away your guilt about dinner, i admire how you disregard the cows maternal instinct or desire to be left alone whilst trying to push something huge out of her vagina.
You make me proud to be hu-man!
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Female 6,381
That lady was a vet with big AI gloves on.
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Male 694
i like how the guy in the back is like "hey careful! im standing here!"
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Male 4,298
Didn`t have to tell her twice.
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Male 2,345
if human females become prone to violent outburst when giving birth what the hell did this lady think a thousand pound animal was going to do?

hope she had a good surgeon.
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Female 846
that what she gets for drating with mom when she was trying to push a goddam baby out of her cooter. you would do the same thing.
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Male 1,151
broken jaw
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Male 14,775
BOOOOOM!
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Male 15,510
Ninja cow!
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Male 263
even in slow motion, that leg twitched so fast.
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Male 33
humans do the same while giving birth
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Male 945
BOOM! Headshot! Back, and to the left!
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Male 599
I`d hamburgerify that cow so fast...
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Male 15,832
Steak tonight!
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Male 2,737
Right in the chops!!!
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Male 25,416
Blammo
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Female 1,589
Even when she fell she managed to not flash the camera and keep her legs closed. Even fixes her skirt at the end.
Now that`s a lady.
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Male 37,910

If that ugly bitch came at me with shoulder length rubber gloves
I`d kick her in the face, too!
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Female 2,602
Actually, this is beneficial. It balances out that feelgood video of "dancing cows" from earlier, which had been making me feel evolved carnivorial guilt about the stewing steak that I have in my freezer and that I`ll be having for dinner tomorrow. After seeing this video, I think "Feck you, bovine - they`d do it to us if they could! Now get on my plate, Daisy, you delicious creature you".
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Male 2,384
fuuuuuuuuck
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Female 235
I tell you what. If I`m in labor, do not rub my stomach. Hoof in the face.
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Male 182
Link: Cow Takes Out Lady With A Kick In Face [Rate Link] - Don`t piss off mom.
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