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Date: 03/26/12 04:00 PM

36 Responses to Cow Takes Out Lady With A Kick In Face

  1. Profile photo of KungFuGuy
    KungFuGuy Male 18-29
    182 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 2:59 pm
    Link: Cow Takes Out Lady With A Kick In Face - Don`t piss off mom.
  2. Profile photo of panda_chaos
    panda_chaos Female 18-29
    235 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 4:04 pm
    I tell you what. If I`m in labor, do not rub my stomach. Hoof in the face.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 4:07 pm
    fuuuuuuuuck
  4. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 4:14 pm
    Actually, this is beneficial. It balances out that feelgood video of "dancing cows" from earlier, which had been making me feel evolved carnivorial guilt about the stewing steak that I have in my freezer and that I`ll be having for dinner tomorrow. After seeing this video, I think "Feck you, bovine - they`d do it to us if they could! Now get on my plate, Daisy, you delicious creature you".
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36697 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    If that ugly bitch came at me with shoulder length rubber gloves
    I`d kick her in the face, too!
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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 4:53 pm
    Even when she fell she managed to not flash the camera and keep her legs closed. Even fixes her skirt at the end.
    Now that`s a lady.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 4:59 pm
    Blammo
  8. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 5:08 pm
    Right in the chops!!!
  9. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 5:09 pm
    Steak tonight!
  10. Profile photo of ivran
    ivran Male 18-29
    599 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 5:56 pm
    I`d hamburgerify that cow so fast...
  11. Profile photo of gary8162
    gary8162 Male 40-49
    939 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 6:09 pm
    BOOM! Headshot! Back, and to the left!
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    flyerZ Male 18-29
    33 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 6:24 pm
    humans do the same while giving birth
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    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 6:30 pm
    even in slow motion, that leg twitched so fast.
  14. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 6:36 pm
    Ninja cow!
  15. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14629 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 7:33 pm
    BOOOOOM!
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    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    1053 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 8:54 pm
    broken jaw
  17. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 9:46 pm
    that what she gets for drating with mom when she was trying to push a goddam baby out of her cooter. you would do the same thing.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 10:10 pm
    if human females become prone to violent outburst when giving birth what the hell did this lady think a thousand pound animal was going to do?

    hope she had a good surgeon.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3890 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 10:48 pm
    Didn`t have to tell her twice.
  20. Profile photo of faaaaq
    faaaaq Male 18-29
    693 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 10:54 pm
    i like how the guy in the back is like "hey careful! im standing here!"
  21. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 11:49 pm
    That lady was a vet with big AI gloves on.
  22. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    March 26, 2012 at 11:56 pm
    @MacGuffin
    I`m glad you found something to rationalize away your guilt about dinner, i admire how you disregard the cows maternal instinct or desire to be left alone whilst trying to push something huge out of her vagina.
    You make me proud to be hu-man!
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 12:19 am
    Holy drat.
  24. Profile photo of thecurt
    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 2:35 am
    Pow
  25. Profile photo of incubus_inc
    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 5:16 am
    You can tell she`s used to that at home.
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    youlikeicecr Male 30-39
    237 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 5:17 am
    Holy Ninja-Cow Batman!
  27. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 8:32 am

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    dognose82 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 9:02 am
    She`s lucky she wasn`t killed. In response, I`d slaughter her calf in front of her.
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    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 10:12 am
    She got KTFO!
  30. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 11:44 am
    She`s lucky she wasn`t killed. In response, I`d slaughter her calf in front of her.

    1) No you wouldn`t.

    2) You only stated you would because in your tiny, immature, testosterone-fuelled, deluded mind you imagined that by saying something as stupid as that it would somehow make you seem impressive, when in reality it merely made you sound like a mildly-psychotic adolescent.
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    fuzzed Male 18-29
    48 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 12:34 pm
    @macguffin
    your post makes you seem like a completely psychotic middle aged woman
  32. Profile photo of spandi
    spandi Male 18-29
    118 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 12:45 pm
    @MacGuffin
    Chill Winston
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    DL_ski Male 18-29
    53 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 1:45 pm
    im convinced after seein sevaral mcmuffin posts... she is indeeed a middle aged mom, who caught her child on this and is determined to bring IAB down... just sayin

    on topic: it looks like she smashed her head on a bucket at the end... but thats what happens when you go cow tippin and try to pretend its all cool right after.
  34. Profile photo of Fancysucksss
    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 2:48 pm
    Macguffin needs some stuffin. << how`s that for adolescent?
  35. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 1:33 am
    MacGuffin is bluffin with her muffin.

    Blowing of some steam sweety? been a bad day?
    it`s going to be allright sugar, trust me, everything will be fine. just rest your pretty little head, think of your last holliday. or something nice that happend to you. Take a deep breath, and let joy fill your heart.
  36. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 10:17 am
    Oh not to worry the tooth fairy will make it up to her.

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