Controversial Baby Dynamics Yoga Or Baby Abuse?

Submitted by: jdouglas9 5 years ago in Weird

The new and dangerous fitness craze: baby yoga! We"ve seen it before, but it"s getting mainstream attention.
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Male 8
Are you F***ing kidding me????
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Male 1,196
I was really hoping that the baby would just spring a leak
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Female 178
can you say... brain damage??
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Male 143
funniest thing iv ever seen lmao cant wait till she accidentally kills one and ends up in jail.... ill be waiting for that post
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Male 1,239
[quote]I`m not sure if parents can be charged with neglect or murder or anything if it results in death though.[/quote] Depends on what they did and what state. Most places if it is something that most reasonable people would see as dangerous and that it were likely to result in injury and death than ya, they will try them.
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Female 2,674
"Are you serious? As long as it is `your` baby you can do with it as you will? Use it as a punch bag? Rent it out to paedos? Refuse it medical treatment because of your loony ideas?"

The last is actually legal in the USA. I`m not sure if parents can be charged with neglect or murder or anything if it results in death though.
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Female 512
WTF?! I couldn`t make it past 10 seconds. Because nothing says baby health & wellbeing like dislocated shoulders & torsion fractures.
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Male 296
Child abuse
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Male 554
Uh, yeah. Just wait until you drop your kid and fracture it`s poor tiny little skull, then we`ll see.
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Female 676
Simple Rule: If the child is crying, it doesn`t like it. Stop.
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Male 1,471
1:07.. I was crossing my fingers that the kid would pee in her mouth..

Side note: She should definitely go to jail !
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Male 411
That child will be on the news in 15 years for the murder of its parents... mark my words.
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Male 86
No.... words..... :o
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Male 1,745
how can being swung around possibly improve the health of the anyone?
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Male 229
OMG. I can`t even finish this poo. That child is going to get a torsion fracture in more than one place. I feel so sorry for it! (CHILD ABUSE in every way)
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Male 1,252
Promoting danger while in the presence of their mother... going to be pretty funny when they hit puberty and turn oedipus and possibly skitzo.
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Male 260
haven`t you people heard a baby screaming with joy before?
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Male 1,647

I can`t even finish watching this. The babies are not happy. They can`t possibly feel safe, or know what`s going on, not to mention the harm it could do to the child with one wrong move, or even the right ones.
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Male 10,440
[quote] you never swing a baby or even a toddler by there arms , due to that a dislocation will occur [/quote]
I thought so too, but I assumed that she was making some sort of rapid un-twisting movement at the last moment that I didn`t catch. Probably not though... whatever.
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Male 10,440
I suppose it`s possible, in theory, that the kids aren`t being harmed... you could use science to determine this conclusively. Also you could use science to find out if there are any benefits, which I seriously doubt...

But definitely don`t let any odd mom start throwing their kid around like a bag of potatoes. That`s plain irresponsible...

Although in the end it may be a case of Darwinism in action.
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Female 241
crazy
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Male 593
WTF!!!! , you never swing a baby or even a toddler by there arms , due to that a dislocation will occur, that is outright child abuse!!!!!
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Male 255
"Ready Ike? Kick the Baby!"

no seriously, harm these people. badly. once before, and once after you remove their children from their custody.
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Male 2,516
f*ck, I was expecting a SWAT or SEAL team to show up and kick her square in the jaw (repeatedly) and take the baby away.
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Male 14,331
@1:08

Wouldn`t it be great if it s**t on her face there!?!?!?

Serously look at this new method it`s great for their circulation.....

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Male 25,417
repost
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Male 4,902
I do this to my baby but for some reason he keeps convulsing and foaming at the mouth.
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Male 1,122
Okay, glibness aside I have a newborn son and this really bothered me. I would not have been able to stop myself from grabbing the screaming new born and then punching her in the face.
That was hard to watch.
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Male 1,122
He`s screaming out of Joy, not because his arms are about to be ripped out of his sockets.
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Male 7,123
robosnitz,

You needed to ask?
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Male 7,123
Bountykat

Are you serious? As long as it is `your` baby you can do with it as you will? Use it as a punch bag? Rent it out to paedos? Refuse it medical treatment because of your loony ideas?

Inanimate objects which you own are yours and you can do as you wish, destroy or preserve or throw away.

Children are yours in the sense that you are responsible for their well-being. Not as possessions to treat as you would furniture.

If you can`t see that then I hope you never have kids.
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Male 392
Can you say Shaken Baby Syndrome? I knew that you could.
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Male 1,089
well if you think you can support your full body weight on one arm while being thrown around by a giant i suppose it`s all good.
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Male 761
I can see someone trying to copy what she`s doing and end up breaking their kid`s arms
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Male 4,593
robosnitz, yeah... Nothing funnier than dead babies! Whee!
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Male 14
Really?
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Female 2,761
strange... and this is good for their health... how? Improving lung function?
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Male 2,737
ass hole
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Male 2,737
@pmarren- You HOPE it kills the kid? Are you an non-nice individual?
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Male 4,593
I hope she ends up killing the kid. I`d laugh my ass off as they cart her sorry ass off to prison.
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Male 51
child. abuse.
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Male 39,544

Let`s see if she can juggle 3 of those.

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Male 39,544

That baby is gonna grow up to be either a trapeez artist or a mom-murderer. But something tells me his dismount will be into a dumpster.
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Female 6,381
I can tell by the crying how much the baby enjoys this. B-(
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Female 399
Also, gahhhh, wtf, you REALLY shouldn`t lift a kid by the wrists/forearms like that and she`s also risking breaking its neck with all that flailing around.
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Female 399
Eh, it`s her baby and she should be able to paint it blue and pretend it`s a miniature whale if she wants to, but yeah, that kid is clearly not into it. Isn`t yoga supposed to be calming...?
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Male 341
I really don`t mind babies swimming, but throwing them around like a stretch Armstrong? Really? and to add to my previous comment i am going to start selling sets of baby free-weights ranging from Ethiopian to Chinese girl all the way up to 100lb Filipino. sorry i am trying not to be racist.
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Male 427
1:40 is the best. I think that`s the same technique the FBI uses on interrogations.

Also, I`m pretty sure yoga is supposed to be a form of meditation.. How can you force a baby to meditate by grabbing his arms and flailing him around.
Oh, and obama banned waterboarding if I`m not mistaken.
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Male 13
Range of motion and some stretching I can understand. A lot of the motions don`t seem agreeable with the baby. @ 0:34 for instance. I suppose babies don`t need their shoulders attached... AND: Dr. Igor??? His name even sounds like a villain @ 1:33, he looks like he`s implemented an new form of water boarding. UGH.
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Male 715
more proof why some people shouldn`t breed
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Male 151
god damn it this makes me mad. buzzard250 lol
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Male 3,369
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Male 53
That`s crazy! It`s obvious the baby doesn`t like it, and she just looks like she doesn`t care at all.
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Male 341
I have always wanted to use a baby as a free-weight. I`m going to start a whole gym on this system yeah i can bench press around 7 and a half babies.
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Male 5,811
This is quite possibly the dumbest case of abuse I`ve seen in the past few months.
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Male 2,552
So...much...rage after the 0:30 mark. The child is clearly terrified. As a father with a one year old and a 2.5 week old, that makes me want to kick that ladies ass and help the poor baby. RRRRAAAAAGGGEEEE!
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Male 37
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