Church Needs To Get Mind Out Of The Gutter [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 4 years ago Funny

Not that it"s not true, but jeez, come on, Redeemer Lutheran.
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Male 5,094
Durr hurr hurr.
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Male 4,793
It`s all a fairy tale.
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Male 237
Staying in bed screaming `Oh God` is like going to heaven without needing to go to church ;)
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Male 621
bataleon27: "maybe not, but it`s a much more enjoyable and worth while way to spend your time."

That`s exactly what I was thinking.
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Male 2,419
Thomas would disagree.
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Male 2,737
Yes,But,...It DOES constitute communicating with the higher power. Does it not?
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Male 36,542
LMAO! @Batmanners: The dog in the car!
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Female 4,086
does it count if your partner is a man of the cloth?
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Male 2,229
Double L7, that sounds like three-somes count too
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Male 438
But it is a much more productive use of my time...
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Male 1,793
i have seen the light.... no I haven`t....
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Male 1,754
Zombunny wins.
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Male 25,416
I Approve of this post
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Male 96
Matthew 18:20 "For where two or three come together in my name, there am I with them."
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Male 8
Leave it to some Lutherans.
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Female 2,525
I dunno, I`ve had some things done to me that have made me see God.
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Male 4,004
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Male 4,004
North Bay, Ontario. My gf`s sister texted a picture of this to her a few days ago...
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Male 2,418
.. But it`s the closest to heaven i`ll ever get.
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Male 36,542
It does if you`re with a group of fellow Christians! Anywhere Christians assemble to worship is considered a "church" eh?

DIY Church Signs
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Male 1,920
This was old when Jesus was born.
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Male 2,631
Maybe not, but I`ve had many spiritual experiences `sleeping in` with my wife over the years.
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Male 14,330
Beats the hell out of praying!!
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Male 4,594
No, going to church requires blind faith and a complete lack of reason.
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Male 1,178
maybe not, but it`s a much more enjoyable and worth while way to spend your time.
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Female 596
Link: Church Needs To Get Mind Out Of The Gutter [Pic] [Rate Link] - Not that it`s not true, but jeez, come on, Redeemer Lutheran.
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