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Date: 03/03/12 09:00 AM

54 Responses to Cat Does Not Want A Bath

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    March 3, 2012 at 7:28 am
    Link: Cat Does Not Want A Bath - and says so in perfect English.
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
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    March 3, 2012 at 9:06 am
    Poor kitty :(
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    ScottishTree Male 18-29
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    March 3, 2012 at 9:15 am
    LOL im not sure if this has been dubed
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    smaus Male 30-39
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    March 3, 2012 at 9:18 am
    Help!
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    smaus Male 30-39
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    March 3, 2012 at 9:20 am
    With my cat I have to make sure the bathroom door is completely latched when I take a shower, or she will join me.
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    simbha Male 30-39
    412 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 9:22 am
    Our ferret does something similar, although it sounds more like "Pardon me, Papa, but I must admit that I have been rather lazy since the last time I was bathed and therefore do not feel another cleansing is warranted."
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    ChrisP12 Male 40-49
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    March 3, 2012 at 9:27 am
    I love cats. Especially when they dress out at about 7 lbs, any larger the meat gets too tough.
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    snuffy2009 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 9:32 am
    I bated to this...
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
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    March 3, 2012 at 9:39 am
    @ScottishTree: Unfortunately, I think that`s the real audio. Poor kitteh. I don`t know if I could bring myself to go through with it with all those gut-wrenching "Nooo"s.

    I do wish the owner was using a soft plastic baby bath instead of a hard metal roasting pan. With the cat struggling like that, it could get hurt by the edge of the pan.

    @Smaus: Awww. You`re lucky. Sounds like you have a great cat. Does your cat want to get into the shower whenever it`s running--or only when you`re in it?
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    tedgp Male 30-39
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    March 3, 2012 at 9:47 am
    Obvious voice over dubbing
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
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    March 3, 2012 at 10:04 am
    My cat Lily makes a similar "No" noise whenever I kick her off the counter.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    March 3, 2012 at 10:05 am
    I claim witchcraft
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
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    March 3, 2012 at 10:06 am
    Poor kitty..I always hated giving mine a bath...I hate it when they cry. However I did know of a kitty that loved water soooo much..you had to keep the toilet lid down, because If you didn`t, when you would go in to use the bathroom and all you would see is just a head poking out of the toilet bowl...because he would be sitting in the water...
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 10:18 am
    Haha. It`s only about a centimetre deep!
  15. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    March 3, 2012 at 10:21 am
    Yeah, poor kitty! But sometimes you just HAVE TO give them a bath, eh.

    She should have put 3-4 inches of hot water in the bottom of the whole bathtub, not just a little pan for such a big kitty.
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    bentley22 Male 30-39
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    March 3, 2012 at 10:21 am
    why would you have to bathe a cat? They clean themselves... that`s what they do. Stoopid people
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
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    March 3, 2012 at 10:29 am
    Kinda looks like parts of that cat`s fur were bare... perhaps it was some sort of medical bath.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
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    March 3, 2012 at 10:42 am
    @bentley22 Sometimes cats get fleas and/or ticks. Stupid person.
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    pajogu Male 18-29
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    March 3, 2012 at 11:15 am
    I gave my cat a bath, from my car window off a bridge....I hate stupid ffuccking cats.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    March 3, 2012 at 11:30 am
    "She should have put 3-4 inches of hot water in the bottom of the whole bathtub, not just a little pan for such a big kitty."

    Totally. That little pan is adding to the trauma.
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 11:37 am
    Doesn`t that cat have claws?!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    March 3, 2012 at 12:10 pm
    I`d have taught it to say "F off you dozy cnt"
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    March 3, 2012 at 12:30 pm
    perfect English.
    Really? I don`t think so. All I heard was "Naaawww" then what sounded like yelling.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 12:41 pm
    why?
  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    March 3, 2012 at 12:43 pm
    creepy
  26. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 12:55 pm
    i understand that cat. who wants to take a bath to get yourself CLEAN!?!?!
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    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 12:59 pm
    haha, my cat just woke up and looked at me like I was watching some feline snuff film. My cat is still glaring at me...
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    zombunny Female 18-29
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    March 3, 2012 at 1:23 pm
    It was cute when she was holding it, but when she started putting it in the tub I just felt sad for it.
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    Fml Male 30-39
    277 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 1:27 pm
    I had my cat on my lap and the speakers way up. I almost got circumsized.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 1:35 pm
    LOL @FML. *MROWR!* That`ll teach you.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 1:35 pm
    pmarren: "She should have put 8 inches of boiling water in that roasting pan, put it over a medium high flame, and seasoned with Mrs. Dash."
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    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 2:02 pm
    lol @ everyone who thinks that isnt the cat making those sounds. youve obviously never tried to give a cat a bath. and if you hate cats why the hell do you bother watching/commenting?

    poor kitty, i agree she should have used the whole tub not just a small one.
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 2:40 pm
    KILL IT!
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 3:09 pm
    Why would you give a cat a bath? Cats clean themselves.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 3:26 pm
    "Why would you give a cat a bath? Cats clean themselves."

    Nooooo, cats cover themselves in saliva. Unless you want your cat to smell nasty, be covered in dead fur and skin, have all the bacteria that they pick up under their paws while using a litterbox, and the countless amounts of parasites they can pick up, you should bathe a cat.

    If nothing else, it makes them more pleasant to pet, prevents those allergic to pet dander from not coming to your house, and prevents furballs.
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    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 3:49 pm
    Nooo! Helllp! Noooo! Helllp!
  37. Profile photo of sibosa
    sibosa Male 30-39
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    March 3, 2012 at 5:21 pm
    "Nooooo, cats cover themselves in saliva. Unless you want your cat to smell nasty, be covered in dead fur and skin, have all the bacteria that they pick up under their paws while using a litterbox, and the countless amounts of parasites they can pick up, you should bathe a cat.

    If nothing else, it makes them more pleasant to pet, prevents those allergic to pet dander from not coming to your house, and prevents furballs."

    Mate where did you get them facts from, cats unless covered in ticks, fleas, excessive dirt as in fell in a mud pit or covered in diesal etc then a cat does not need a bath, they clean themselves daily and to a high standard. and ref makes them better to pet etc, really!! we have had cats for years and the only thing that could stink is the litter box, but as our cats live out doors most of the time that is not a drama either.
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    swiftkeys Male 18-29
    500 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 6:58 pm
    @steelgrid - You are clearly making that shh*t up.
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    sniper11290 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 8:13 pm
    That`s why I hate cats.
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    DShephard Male 18-29
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    March 3, 2012 at 9:16 pm
    It`ll sound weird when you read it, but I`ve been talking to my cat since I got her, (about 3 weeks old, it`s been about 8 years now) and I catch her trying to imitate my sounds.
    At some points I swear she understands English as well as a small toddler, with her responding to my statements to mews with emotional emphasis to convey her feelings on what I say.
    But I like the way this cat goes from saying "Noooo." to "HEEEEELP!"
    lol
  41. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 9:22 pm
    @Steelgrid is correct! Although many don`t agree, cat-baths are most likely good for your indoor pet.

    Brushing their teeth is even better for them. And about as easy to do, lolz!

    Especially true is that if you bath your cat regularly, it will seriously cut down on people`s allergic reactions, about 7/8 of the time.

    True me, I know a LOT about kittehs...
  42. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    March 3, 2012 at 9:52 pm
    Cats are ass holes.
  43. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
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    March 3, 2012 at 11:05 pm
    @robosnitz

    Cats can BE non-nice individuals. My cat loved water and didn`t care about anything.
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    Seak Male 18-29
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    March 3, 2012 at 11:05 pm
    Ass holes*
  45. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 3:43 am
    Cats are lame. Its just water.
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    den3jlb Male 18-29
    364 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 8:04 am
    Cruel
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    PizzaPits Male 18-29
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    March 4, 2012 at 10:49 am
    @den3jlb. It`s not cruel. It`s a bath.. -_-...
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 11:05 am
    I felt bad for the cat, but it probablt had gotten sprayed by a skunk or something.
  49. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
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    March 4, 2012 at 11:28 am
    wouldn`t you scream no if they were trying to put you in a roaster pan?
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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    March 5, 2012 at 8:56 am
    Loved it! The roasting pan was the best part. I can usually get the goddam cat into the pan with much less trouble, you just need a hammer.

    Cats = Suck
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 5, 2012 at 8:58 am
    Squrlz4Sale: "She should have put 8 inches of boiling water in that roasting pan, put it over a medium high flame, and seasoned with Mrs. Dash."

    Dude, it`s like you are in my head.
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    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    March 5, 2012 at 3:43 pm
    To repeat every sensible person on here, cats do not need baths. I`ve got three cats and friends with show cats, bathing ruins the natural oils on their fur and actually makes their hair greasy and horrible. What you need o do if you have a yucky cat is stop bathing it and let the oils work.
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    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    March 5, 2012 at 6:56 pm
    Would have been easier if she held the cat by its scruff as she lowered it in...
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    supa_gal Female 13-17
    114 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 6:18 am
    To everyone who`s bitching about cats not needing baths - take a look at that cat`s legs, and the colour of the water she`s putting him in. It`s clearly some kind of medical bath, with specific instructions for how much water to use: that`s most likely the reason for the roasting pan.

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