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Date: 03/22/12 02:02 PM

25 Responses to Before Your Mom Meet Your Dad, She Dated Him [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of cheeseispunk
    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 1:31 pm
    Link: Before Your Mom Meet Your Dad, She Dated Him - What? You really thought your dad was the first one who ever nailed your mom?
  2. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 2:10 pm
    This is disturbing, the cucumber just reminds me of a horrifyingly large sh*t.
  3. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 2:10 pm
    That`s not my mom.
  4. Profile photo of maddux32
    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 2:15 pm
    I cannot compete with the cucumber. I am less green though.
  5. Profile photo of imnakdjumpme
    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    she has the exact same facial expression in both pics.

    The cucumber, i mean.
  6. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    IAB, 70`s version???

    WTH?
  7. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1076 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 2:18 pm
    A bit of a grammar fail on the caption.

    Before your mom met your dad, she dated this.



  8. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 2:27 pm
    Wow... old school.
  9. Profile photo of lofter
    lofter Female 18-29
    3 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 2:35 pm
    OMG that`s my mom! or looks exactly like her :$
  10. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 4:23 pm
    ooooooooooooooooooookay.
  11. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 4:43 pm
    Could be worse, could be what your father dated first.
  12. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 5:01 pm
    That thing is huge. I hope it wasn`t her first.
  13. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 6:40 pm
    "That thing is huge. I hope it wasn`t her first."

    Not with that smile...
  14. Profile photo of mar95789
    mar95789 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 8:08 pm
    Met
  15. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 8:10 pm
    She`s sexy
  16. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 9:06 pm
    LAWLAWLAWLAWL
  17. Profile photo of The_Gent
    The_Gent Male 18-29
    120 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 9:20 pm
    Wonder how long that thing kept.
  18. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 10:14 pm
    The 70`s was a hell of a decade !!

    Also, wtf with the caption ??
  19. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    March 22, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    ...and thats where the veggie tales came from.

    sweet dreams...

    *closes book*
  20. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    March 23, 2012 at 12:44 am
    So that`s the reason I don`t like cucumbers.
  21. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    March 23, 2012 at 1:27 am
    That is a thick cucumber. She`s of no use to me. I`d have to throw my hotdog down a different hallway.
  22. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    March 23, 2012 at 5:48 am
    tommy2X4: You do realize that you just called your own weener small, don`t you? ;)
  23. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    March 23, 2012 at 11:52 am
    @Tiredofnicks
    because he`s not 15 inches long and 3 inches across?
  24. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    March 23, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    @Tiredofwhatever

    Actually it refers to a woman`s vaginal opening being loose and spent. Not referring to a small dick.
  25. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    March 23, 2012 at 7:08 pm
    Lol at Vege-tales reference !!

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