Before Your Mom Meet Your Dad, She Dated Him [Pic]

Submitted by: cheeseispunk 4 years ago Funny

What? You really thought your dad was the first one who ever nailed your mom?
There are 25 comments:
Male 1,810
Lol at Vege-tales reference !!
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Male 586
@Tiredofwhatever

Actually it refers to a woman`s vaginal opening being loose and spent. Not referring to a small dick.
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Male 2,419
@Tiredofnicks
because he`s not 15 inches long and 3 inches across?
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Male 5,094
tommy2X4: You do realize that you just called your own weener small, don`t you? ;)
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Male 3,474
That is a thick cucumber. She`s of no use to me. I`d have to throw my hotdog down a different hallway.
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Male 3,061
So that`s the reason I don`t like cucumbers.
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Male 2,424

...and thats where the veggie tales came from.

sweet dreams...

*closes book*
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Male 1,810
The 70`s was a hell of a decade !!

Also, wtf with the caption ??
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Male 120
Wonder how long that thing kept.
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Female 5,222
LAWLAWLAWLAWL
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Male 1,686
She`s sexy
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Female 193
Met
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Male 4,014
"That thing is huge. I hope it wasn`t her first."

Not with that smile...
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Female 2,525
That thing is huge. I hope it wasn`t her first.
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Male 1,444
Could be worse, could be what your father dated first.
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Male 6,737
ooooooooooooooooooookay.
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Female 3
OMG that`s my mom! or looks exactly like her :$
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Male 25,416
Wow... old school.
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Male 1,122
A bit of a grammar fail on the caption.

Before your mom met your dad, she dated this.



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Female 3,727
IAB, 70`s version???

WTH?
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Male 598
she has the exact same facial expression in both pics.

The cucumber, i mean.
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Male 926
I cannot compete with the cucumber. I am less green though.
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Male 658
That`s not my mom.
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Male 4,902
This is disturbing, the cucumber just reminds me of a horrifyingly large sh*t.
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Female 380
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