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Date: 03/10/12 11:45 AM

28 Responses to Anger Monkey Tries To Beat Crap Out Of Baby

  1. Profile photo of failoftheday
    failoftheday Male 18-29
    6 posts
    March 8, 2012 at 4:46 pm
    Link: Anger Monkey Tries To Beat Crap Out Of Baby - Just proves to you that if simians had a chance, they`d rip your arms off and shove them up your anus.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
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    March 10, 2012 at 11:56 am
    chimpanzee <> monkey
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
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    March 10, 2012 at 12:02 pm
    why do people find monkeys, esp. chimps cute? violent f ucking beasts who eat their own babies and WOULD rip off your arms and shove them up your anus. not cute.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    March 10, 2012 at 12:08 pm
    What you don`t see is just before this, the baby was banging on the glass. Chimp: "How do YOU like it, BIIIITCH??!!!?"
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    March 10, 2012 at 12:23 pm
    Meh.... it just wants to play!
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    collegebound Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2012 at 12:38 pm
    obligatory "You would be angry too if you were stuck in a glass box all day!" statement.
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    clamaato Female 18-29
    23 posts
    March 10, 2012 at 12:49 pm
    FACT: Chimpanzees will enslave the human race and take over the world. The documentary "Planet of the Apes" proves it.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    March 10, 2012 at 12:52 pm
    I feel the same way when I even think about having kids. no thanks.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
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    March 10, 2012 at 12:54 pm
    "why do people find monkeys, esp. chimps cute? violent f ucking beasts who eat their own babies and WOULD rip off your arms and shove them up your anus. not cute."

    You know, as opposed to us peaceful humans who kill each other over make believe ghosts and develop technology that turns you into radioactive carbon before you even know it went off.
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    Burgh Male 40-49
    300 posts
    March 10, 2012 at 1:27 pm
    Never invite a little person to a party when you have a chimp over.

    http://tinyurl.com/86qwtev
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    March 10, 2012 at 2:32 pm
    this was weird...you usually see stupid people doing the same thing just the other way around
    oh wait...did i just prove evolution?
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
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    March 10, 2012 at 4:05 pm
    Crap *crumples plans for chimp baby sitter*

    Back to the drawing-board.
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    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    March 10, 2012 at 5:21 pm
    bad parenting. pops was laughing his arse off.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    March 10, 2012 at 5:37 pm
    You know, as opposed to us peaceful humans who kill each other over make believe ghosts and develop technology that turns you into radioactive carbon before you even know it went off.

    True, but we`re not cute unless we`re far too young to be able to do any of those things.

    emmettyville is right - many other primates and especially chimpanzees are primally violent animals. They`re not cute at all. An anthromorphised version of them that some people think is real - that`s the cute thing. For reality, imagine humans without any control over their anger or any socialised restraints on violence or any higher thought, plus several times as much strength.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    March 10, 2012 at 7:35 pm
    I won`t shed a tear for their extinction.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
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    March 10, 2012 at 7:41 pm
    i never want to be near anything that`s capable of flinging its own waste.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    March 10, 2012 at 8:18 pm
    Chimps may look cute, but basically, they`re @$$holes.
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    kummi90 Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2012 at 8:34 pm
    Monkey? Pretty sure this is a chimp
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
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    March 11, 2012 at 6:42 am
    Just watched Project Nim last night. Yeah, Chimps should be left alone.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    March 11, 2012 at 8:52 am
    slut etta: "i never want to be near anything that`s capable of flinging its own waste."

    You may want to invest in some prosthetic arms.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    March 11, 2012 at 10:09 am
    OldOllie: Chimps may look cute, but basically, they`re @$$holes."

    My chimp just read your post, so he wanted me to post this:
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    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    March 11, 2012 at 11:33 am
    Monkey? Pretty sure this is a chimp
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    March 11, 2012 at 3:37 pm
    Chimps are disgusting. Yes it`s a chimp, not a monkey! dratters are gross.
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    blobby5 Male 30-39
    144 posts
    March 11, 2012 at 4:43 pm
    What is an Anger Monkey?
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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    March 12, 2012 at 8:21 am
    5Cats, you and I agree completely on that. Nicely phrased.
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    Azaram Male 40-49
    130 posts
    March 12, 2012 at 8:43 am
    Just doing the same thing the mostly hairless monkies on the other side of the glass do all day...
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    Roland Male 30-39
    299 posts
    March 13, 2012 at 10:12 pm
    Chimpanzees are not monkeys.
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    vaalkyr Female 18-29
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    March 14, 2012 at 10:54 am
    and this is why I hate monkeys, etc. When I was younger I went to the zoo and some orangutan decided it was gonna high five the "glass" in front of my face and it put a huge crack in it.

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