Anger Monkey Tries To Beat Crap Out Of Baby

Submitted by: failoftheday 4 years ago Funny

Just proves to you that if simians had a chance, they"d rip your arms off and shove them up your anus.
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Female 15
and this is why I hate monkeys, etc. When I was younger I went to the zoo and some orangutan decided it was gonna high five the "glass" in front of my face and it put a huge crack in it.
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Male 312
Chimpanzees are not monkeys.
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Male 130
Just doing the same thing the mostly hairless monkies on the other side of the glass do all day...
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Male 4,594
5Cats, you and I agree completely on that. Nicely phrased.
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Male 144
What is an Anger Monkey?
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Male 36,512
Chimps are disgusting. Yes it`s a chimp, not a monkey! dratters are gross.
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Male 541
Monkey? Pretty sure this is a chimp
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Male 3,364
OldOllie: Chimps may look cute, but basically, they`re @$$holes."

My chimp just read your post, so he wanted me to post this:
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Male 3,364
slut etta: "i never want to be near anything that`s capable of flinging its own waste."

You may want to invest in some prosthetic arms.
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Male 2,737
Just watched Project Nim last night. Yeah, Chimps should be left alone.
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Male 541
Monkey? Pretty sure this is a chimp
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Male 15,832
Chimps may look cute, but basically, they`re @$$holes.
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Female 4,086
i never want to be near anything that`s capable of flinging its own waste.
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Male 14,775
I won`t shed a tear for their extinction.
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Male 12,365
[quote]You know, as opposed to us peaceful humans who kill each other over make believe ghosts and develop technology that turns you into radioactive carbon before you even know it went off.[/quote]

True, but we`re not cute unless we`re far too young to be able to do any of those things.

emmettyville is right - many other primates and especially chimpanzees are primally violent animals. They`re not cute at all. An anthromorphised version of them that some people think is real - that`s the cute thing. For reality, imagine humans without any control over their anger or any socialised restraints on violence or any higher thought, plus several times as much strength.
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Male 414
bad parenting. pops was laughing his arse off.
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Male 2,424
Crap *crumples plans for chimp baby sitter*

Back to the drawing-board.
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Male 687
this was weird...you usually see stupid people doing the same thing just the other way around
oh wait...did i just prove evolution?
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Male 300
Never invite a little person to a party when you have a chimp over.

http://tinyurl.com/86qwtev
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Male 2,700
"why do people find monkeys, esp. chimps cute? violent f ucking beasts who eat their own babies and WOULD rip off your arms and shove them up your anus. not cute."

You know, as opposed to us peaceful humans who kill each other over make believe ghosts and develop technology that turns you into radioactive carbon before you even know it went off.
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Male 2,345
I feel the same way when I even think about having kids. no thanks.
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Female 23
FACT: Chimpanzees will enslave the human race and take over the world. The documentary "Planet of the Apes" proves it.
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Male 3,745
obligatory "You would be angry too if you were stuck in a glass box all day!" statement.
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Male 25,416
Meh.... it just wants to play!
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Male 3,364
What you don`t see is just before this, the baby was banging on the glass. Chimp: "How do YOU like it, BIIIITCH??!!!?"
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Female 4,349
why do people find monkeys, esp. chimps cute? violent f ucking beasts who eat their own babies and WOULD rip off your arms and shove them up your anus. not cute.
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Male 6,227
chimpanzee <> monkey
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Male 6
Link: Anger Monkey Tries To Beat Crap Out Of Baby [Rate Link] - Just proves to you that if simians had a chance, they`d rip your arms off and shove them up your anus.
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