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Date: 03/17/12 10:10 AM

82 Responses to And This Is Why Toddlercide Should Be Legal

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 15, 2012 at 11:16 am
    Link: And This Is Why Toddlercide Should Be Legal - Crying kids on airplanes? There should be a minimum age to fly.
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    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 10:19 am
    Bring earplugs. Problem solved.

    There is no way to avoid children all together. Don`t get me wrong, I hate being on planes with anything that cries and can only be consoled with stupid phrases such as "You`re a princess, aren`t you?" too.
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
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    March 17, 2012 at 10:27 am
    Never forget your MP3 player.
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    junkaroo Male 30-39
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    March 17, 2012 at 10:31 am
    Sittin on da toilet.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
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    March 17, 2012 at 10:39 am
    Look at the size of those lips!! Jesus!!!!They`re like a train wreck.I couldn`t take my eyes off them!!!!!
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    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
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    March 17, 2012 at 10:40 am
    Didn`t need to watch the blaxplotation version of "Blair Witch." Got to say that kid is drating annoying. Mommy needs to give her something to cry about in the bathroom.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
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    March 17, 2012 at 10:42 am

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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    March 17, 2012 at 10:46 am
    Babies in business class. On a re-eye.
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2012 at 10:46 am
    wait, GParadox, since when is this post about Rachel from amazing race/bb
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    banur Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2012 at 10:52 am
    Sucky parents and why wont she just open her dumb mouth and ask the parents to soothe the child?
    No, I`ll just sit here and pull faces.

    Yes, the parents are at fault for not calming their child, but you are too for not speaking up to get what you want.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    March 17, 2012 at 11:03 am
    I find that an effective method is to address the parent directly:

    "If you don`t quiet your child down, I WILL."

    Of course, I always look like I`m going to rip someone`s head off, so that may have something to do with it.
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    beternal Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2012 at 11:04 am
    My first flight was at 6 weeks old, been travelling ever since... My parents used to pack a whole backpack full of normal books, puzzle books, sweets, games... That`s how it should be done, they were awesome.

    But I remember one flight where a kid during a NIGHT FLIGHT cried a solid 7 hours and the parents just let it happen. UNTIL my mum got up and had a go at her, told her to get the kid up, give her a bit of a walk around... that kid was find after that. Go mum! :)
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
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    March 17, 2012 at 11:04 am
    yup this bitch is just mad because it`s not her annoying brat doing it to other people. Stop making faces and shut off your phone bitch.
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    highonhuffin Male 40-49
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    March 17, 2012 at 11:49 am
    If some stupid negro offered to quiet my child down or he will I would destroy him. Look how obnoxious those people are in every day life.
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2012 at 12:04 pm
    I hate flying, unless it`s like Superman, then it kicks ass.
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    Beauxner Male 30-39
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    March 17, 2012 at 12:13 pm
    racial tensions are high in this thread.
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    bluevayero Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2012 at 12:23 pm
    thats why u get some medication for kids dizziness. they just make the child sleepy and all is well.
    i had been in a buf for 3 hours with a crying baby. my mp3 wasnt loud enough to cover the noise...
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    March 17, 2012 at 12:41 pm
    Her face is the worst thing about this video.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    March 17, 2012 at 12:59 pm
    That`s one spoiled child! But that`s life!
    Almost two hours? lolz! A special kind of hell!
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    Wowummwow Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2012 at 1:19 pm
    When I have a kid I`m going to instill the belief of the Repo man who will take them away when they are bad. I`m sure that will keep them in line during plane flights.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2012 at 1:29 pm
    Wow that woman`s incredibly patient.

    I should bring ear plugs next time I fly.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
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    March 17, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    The only thing more annoying than a kid acting up is seeing the parent do absolutely nothing about it. I didn`t act up in public because I was afraid of what might happen if I did. I rarely got spanked but when I needed to be spanked, I was. Kids don`t fear their parents like they should.
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    March 17, 2012 at 1:37 pm
    Can`t they like, strap her to the wing or something?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    March 17, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    Meh.... kids fly! they just should stick them in the rooster pit :)
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    carmium Female 50-59
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    March 17, 2012 at 1:47 pm
    "Here`s a kid squalling like a complete brat. What shall we do?
    a) coddle and entertain her and try to accede to her every wish
    b) inform her parent(s) that they must control the child or leave the airplane"

    That`s a poser... hmmm.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
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    March 17, 2012 at 2:02 pm
    what? kid, slightly upset, could be for any number of reasons, not even crying that much!
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
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    March 17, 2012 at 2:03 pm
    that air hostess was nice and stopped her crying, and anyone with kids would know, yelling at the child or telling the child off in that situation= a lot more screaming.
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2012 at 2:07 pm
    Seriously, I don`t think a ball-gag would be child abuse in certain situations.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    March 17, 2012 at 2:31 pm
    anyone find it ironic that a black person is the one bothered by someone else making a lot of loud noise?

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    apbadogs Male 40-49
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    March 17, 2012 at 2:33 pm
    I`m sure her "chirens" are well behaved.
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    ak2nc1 Female 18-29
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    March 17, 2012 at 2:56 pm
    As a new parent with a kid that`s now a toddler I gotta tell ya... the passengers wouldn`t be the only one`s pissed off but there`s not much you can do if you`re FORCED to fly with a kid that age... never the less I`d be making a `bathroom` break and I`m sure noone would report me when I was setting my kid straight in the only privacy I could find. The mom was just sitting there like `yeah I`m on my cell... my kid is crying. so what.` I might smack the mom first
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    Zuriel Male 30-39
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    March 17, 2012 at 3:01 pm
    "There should be a minimum age to fly"...
    ..as well as a minimum age to go to the grocery store, a restaurant or even out in public.

    Here`s a little known fact most parents don`t know...... your child is not special. Well maybe it is special, just like everyone else.

    Parents need to parent !
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
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    March 17, 2012 at 3:05 pm
    What is this a hidden video of congress?
  34. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    March 17, 2012 at 3:12 pm
    "inform her parent(s) that they must control the child or leave the airplane" "

    How? Via parachute?
  35. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2012 at 3:17 pm
    My thoughts exactly LillianDuci
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    greggas Male 40-49
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    March 17, 2012 at 3:20 pm
    reminds me of Mandy Patinkin in `Dead Like Me`

    "i`m gonna kill that dratin baby"
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    hauswyfe Female 30-39
    280 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 3:29 pm
    As a parent, I have to chime in here. Sometimes there`s nothing a parent can do but plug their ears and let the kid scream it out. Sorry if we step on people`s toes, but you were a kid too once. Have a little compassion for the parent who has to sit there while every one else gets their panties in a wad because you won`t let your kid have M&M`s. Tough poop. Get ear plugs.
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    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 3:38 pm
    Isn`t the reason they have those little vodka bottles in kid size so that parents can calm their kids down?
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    fisturbator Male 18-29
    29 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 4:08 pm
    New law: Mandatory vasectomies and hysterectomies upon birth.

    I hate kids. They`re so obtrusive and stupid. Almost as stupid as the procreating retards who poo them out of their awful, gaping babyholes.
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    Beauxner Male 30-39
    68 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 4:17 pm
    @fisturbator

    Your mom is retarded? That sucks man!
  41. Profile photo of Armauld
    Armauld Female 30-39
    107 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 4:54 pm
    Hmm...Why do I get the feeling that fisturbator has some mommy issues?
  42. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2012 at 6:29 pm
    I hate kids. They`re so obtrusive and stupid. Almost as stupid as the procreating retards who poo them out of their awful, gaping babyholes.

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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    March 17, 2012 at 6:37 pm
    I`m familiar with that eye twitch at 0:30, those ear piercing screams will do that to ya.

    Kids should come with a mute button.
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2012 at 6:52 pm
    And close ups of such ugly ass bitches should be illegal as well.
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    mandingo3519 Male 30-39
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    March 17, 2012 at 9:00 pm
    As a parent i kindly say to this woman. F off. kids cry for a lot of reasons, one being they dont know how to pop their ears at that altitude. That mother paid for her ticket just like that witch did. It is well known and even joked about kids crying on planes, if you are annoyed by that, DONT FLY!! plane and simple (joke implied) I am tired of the bitchers getting their way. That mother has just as much right to fly as you do. so suck it up or STFU
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2012 at 9:30 pm
    I`ve actually told kids to shut up in front of their parents before. They immediately stop crying and are in shock due to the fact that a complete stranger would yell at them. Works every time. Oh, and I`ve had parents thank me before.
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    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 10:19 pm
    @swoop408 either they shut up like you want or they start yelling 10 times louder, its a risk.

    also whats with all the racist comments? yeah she is black, you gotta problem with that? ladies probably not a parent like most people. cant blame her for being irritated by a screaming toddler. i understand when people have crying infants but parenting does have something to do with it.
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    brandonabe Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2012 at 10:55 pm
    Mandingo, if you`re a parent you`re a bad one. Any decent parent could tell that there is a big difference between REAL crying, because something is really wrong, and a fake attention getting forced crying, which that was.
    Thats why, like swoop said, if you surprise a kid, and tell a spoiled brat who never ever gets ordered to stop, to shut up, they usually will.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2012 at 11:07 pm
    So, I`m supposed to feel bad because some anal retentive crybaby had to tolerate MAYBE 15 minutes of crying BEFORE they even took off? That poor ugly bitch, what pain she must have endured...
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    March 17, 2012 at 11:07 pm
    One word: Benadryl.
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    Neagle Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2012 at 12:47 am
    I always travel noise cancelling head & two MP4 players one loaded with a bunch of old Disney cartoons on it for such an occasion when I am seated next to an ill equipped parent.
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    Frankii Female 18-29
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    March 18, 2012 at 3:10 am
    Really? You`re really going to complain because a child did what children do best?
    How dare those parents try to do something nice for their child and take her on holiday? Also, why is that more annoying than the rest of plane talking and wittering on?
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    SaintsFan Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2012 at 7:46 am
    "Really? You`re really going to complain because a child did what children do best?
    How dare those parents try to do something nice for their child and take her on holiday? Also, why is that more annoying than the rest of plane talking and wittering on?"

    Damn right we`ll complain. I`m not paying hundreds of dollars to fly in a plane with a screaming kid. The parent should parent and not just sit there.
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    drworm2002 Male 30-39
    662 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 8:59 am
    @Frankii Babies do not cry because they like it. It`s not a fun past time. They cry because they are hungry, they are tired, they poo themselves maybe scared. This girl is old enough to sit in a chair and find her something to do.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    March 18, 2012 at 9:35 am
    "Also, why is that more annoying than the rest of plane talking and wittering on?"

    The sound of babies/young kids crying is supposed to annoy us and make us want to tend to the babies. It`s a much more annoying sound than talking.
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    zazuch Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2012 at 10:56 am
    @drworm2002

    Babies/kids cry for a lot of reasons and sometimes its fake. I honestly would be willing to pay a bit extra to have a adult only/baby free flight.

    To the people saying they cant treat their kids to something nice. That is kinda like saying we might as well allow smoking in places because smokers enjoy it and so therefore we should just deal with it.
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2012 at 11:17 am
    What`s really bad is when they`re in bloody business class. That just takes the absolute piss. Business class is a) expensive b) somewhere where you expect to be able to do some sort of business (reviewing stuff, writing emails offline, writing reports), etc etc. Crying babies in business class should be banned.
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    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    March 18, 2012 at 2:09 pm
    They should stick a sock in it...no, I mean literally, they should take a dirty sock and shove it in the little kid`s mouth. That way when it cries it`ll come out as muffled little whines, and the kid will be less likely to cry in the first place because it will be concentrating on breathing through its nose. Everyone wins, problem solved. Well, I guess everyone wins but the little kid, but little kids don`t count as people when they`re screaming.
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    yackedyyack Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2012 at 5:55 pm
    That is why you should always bring headphones and some music.
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    mandingo3519 Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2012 at 6:48 pm
    @ zazuch "That is kinda like saying we might as well allow smoking in places because smokers enjoy it and so therefore we should just deal with it."

    glad you said it, you are kinda right. Owners should allow or ban smoking in His/Her place because that is His/Her choice. and the "we should just deal with it." kinda right again Deal with it or don`t go to that place its that easy. No bitching no whining. Thats my new phrase... Deal or dont do kinda catchy i think
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    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2012 at 9:16 pm
    Big deal. I get annoyed every time fat black chicks walk into my bar. They`re always the most demanding, loudest, rudest and ultimate worse customers. I can`t kick them out though, and I don`t post my frustration on the internet. Get a life bitch.
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    chalket Male 50-59
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    March 18, 2012 at 9:54 pm
    Pretty damn sad how many racists are posting here...
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2012 at 10:02 pm
    I understand what all you parents are saying, when you talk about how the rest of us should deal with it when your kid is upset and you sit their like a big fat f#cking retard trying to negotiate with it.

    F#ck you, you simple minded c#nts.

    Really, you`re going to negotiate with someone that hardly has the mental capacity to understand a fork doesn`t go in a electrical socket? Do you understand what an idiot you look like when you try this? And for what, so the f#cking screaming vaginal parasite can get their way in the end, then grow up to be a spoiled twat? f#ck you again.
    All of you make me sick. Why do I even pay a percentage of taxes for that [email protected] demonoid to go to school anyway. Most of them are dumb as a bag of rocks as it is.
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    Mister_C Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2012 at 11:18 pm
    That`s Glozelle! She`s the one who ate the cinnamon from a ladle...
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    photomstr Male 50-59
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    March 19, 2012 at 12:10 am
    I drugged my kids . . . never had a problem divol is wonderfull
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    thecurt Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2012 at 4:28 am
    sad face
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
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    March 19, 2012 at 6:02 am
    i`m amazed that the black lady didn`t go ballistic; i certainly would have. how absolutely awful. as i was watching this i was thinking that maybe the kid had a low grade ear infection that was making her so unruly, but the plane hadn`t even taken off yet. and its amazing to me that the kid`s travel companions aren`t in the least embarrassed, nor take any steps to settle her down; the flight attendant is the one with the pretzels (?) and the coloring book. criminal behavior, in my opinion. if you can`t get your kid to behave on a flight, whether because she`s a brat or just too young, then its time for you to drive to your destination. YOU be cooped up in a small vehicle with it and see how well YOU cope. and don`t even think about leaving the country, unless you`re driving to canada...

    oh, p.s., agree with ripper398.
  68. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
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    March 19, 2012 at 6:06 am
    @mandingo. listen closely. the pilot explains a flight delay. that little hellion was on the ground not in the air.
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    Bountykat Female 18-29
    399 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 7:41 am
    Kill it with fire. DUDE, FCK THAT KID. I hope that plane crashes and everyone survives but that spoiled brat.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    March 19, 2012 at 7:48 am
    I say get the Velcro and zip-ties and secure that little fu*king waterhead to the wings and use him as a ballast. I hate snotty little whiny kids, but not as much as their goddam parents.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    March 19, 2012 at 8:40 am
    Planes need a soundproof ball bit or childrens chloroform masks!!
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
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    March 19, 2012 at 9:37 am
    I drugged my kids . . . never had a problem divol is wonderfull
    One word: Benadryl.
    ^these. Gravol works just as well, give them a pill and they`re out.
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    furrything Male 50-59
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    March 19, 2012 at 10:09 am
    Shouldn`t be allowed to bloody breed! Look at their blank expressions!
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2012 at 10:11 am
    that kid is old enough to be told to shut the drat up. then smacked in the face.. spoiled lil brat..
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    RPossum Male 30-39
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    March 19, 2012 at 10:34 am
    Ungh...I have to fly soon and I have to bring my 6 month old.

    This scares me.
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2012 at 12:42 pm
    That kid has to be under 2 yrs old to share a seat with her parent, and like most 2 yr olds, you are NOT able to control them unless you are the baby wisperer or something, nor do they sit in one place quitely for more than a few minutes, (in general).
    Im glad the adult filming acted just as mature as the toddler. i was waiting for her to start whining and squealing too, since she had to make a childish facial expression every time she heard something.
    Telling the parent to control thier toddler/infant is like telling a person to control their pet wolverine.
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    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    March 19, 2012 at 4:29 pm
    "Crying kids on airplanes? There should be a minimum age to fly."

    yeah...20.


    hence why i DRIVE instead of fly...unless i`m going overseas. f*ck planes! i always get sick afterwards too.
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    grimfusion Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2012 at 4:44 pm
    @imnakdjumpme: If you can`t be the least bit respectful of the people you`re around, you shouldn`t be around others. There is no "I have to". Either find a baby sitter or stay home.
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2012 at 5:08 pm
    grim, i assume you are saying the parents are beng disrespectful and not the kid? if the parent does nothing to try a calm their toddler, then yes, they are douchebags that need to die, but if you think there is never a good reason for a parent to travel by plane with their child than you are an idiot. WTF are you talking about anyways? Parents of infants or toddlers cant use airplanes for family vacations, emergencies, etc? What if the child is dying and needs to go to a specialist outside of their area? no! because you are not able to cope with noises made by other passengers. Deal with it!
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    Willowwatch Female 30-39
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    March 19, 2012 at 5:51 pm
    notice how the parents/guardians are effortlessly able to tune that out, do nothing to stop her and let others try instead
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    alltagstod Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2012 at 8:27 am
    @mnakdjumpme
    So you would reasonably expect someone to bring their pet wolverine on a flight?
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    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2012 at 7:43 pm
    wtf is wrong with her lips???

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