And This Is Why Toddlercide Should Be Legal

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 5 years ago in Funny

Crying kids on airplanes? There should be a minimum age to fly.
There are 81 comments:
Male 583
wtf is wrong with her lips???
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Male 30
@mnakdjumpme
So you would reasonably expect someone to bring their pet wolverine on a flight?
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Female 734
notice how the parents/guardians are effortlessly able to tune that out, do nothing to stop her and let others try instead
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Male 598
grim, i assume you are saying the parents are beng disrespectful and not the kid? if the parent does nothing to try a calm their toddler, then yes, they are douchebags that need to die, but if you think there is never a good reason for a parent to travel by plane with their child than you are an idiot. WTF are you talking about anyways? Parents of infants or toddlers cant use airplanes for family vacations, emergencies, etc? What if the child is dying and needs to go to a specialist outside of their area? no! because you are not able to cope with noises made by other passengers. Deal with it!
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Male 76
@imnakdjumpme: If you can`t be the least bit respectful of the people you`re around, you shouldn`t be around others. There is no "I have to". Either find a baby sitter or stay home.
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Female 546
"Crying kids on airplanes? There should be a minimum age to fly."

yeah...20.


hence why i DRIVE instead of fly...unless i`m going overseas. f*ck planes! i always get sick afterwards too.
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Male 598
That kid has to be under 2 yrs old to share a seat with her parent, and like most 2 yr olds, you are NOT able to control them unless you are the baby wisperer or something, nor do they sit in one place quitely for more than a few minutes, (in general).
Im glad the adult filming acted just as mature as the toddler. i was waiting for her to start whining and squealing too, since she had to make a childish facial expression every time she heard something.
Telling the parent to control thier toddler/infant is like telling a person to control their pet wolverine.
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Male 1,122
Ungh...I have to fly soon and I have to bring my 6 month old.

This scares me.
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Male 2,376
that kid is old enough to be told to shut the drat up. then smacked in the face.. spoiled lil brat..
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Male 1,397
Shouldn`t be allowed to bloody breed! Look at their blank expressions!
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Male 5,811
[quote]I drugged my kids . . . never had a problem divol is wonderfull[/quote]
[quote]One word: Benadryl.[/quote]
^these. Gravol works just as well, give them a pill and they`re out.
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Male 14,331
Planes need a soundproof ball bit or childrens chloroform masks!!
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Male 4,593
I say get the Velcro and zip-ties and secure that little fu*king waterhead to the wings and use him as a ballast. I hate snotty little whiny kids, but not as much as their goddam parents.
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Female 399
Kill it with fire. DUDE, FCK THAT KID. I hope that plane crashes and everyone survives but that spoiled brat.
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Female 4,086
@mandingo. listen closely. the pilot explains a flight delay. that little hellion was on the ground not in the air.
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Female 4,086
i`m amazed that the black lady didn`t go ballistic; i certainly would have. how absolutely awful. as i was watching this i was thinking that maybe the kid had a low grade ear infection that was making her so unruly, but the plane hadn`t even taken off yet. and its amazing to me that the kid`s travel companions aren`t in the least embarrassed, nor take any steps to settle her down; the flight attendant is the one with the pretzels (?) and the coloring book. criminal behavior, in my opinion. if you can`t get your kid to behave on a flight, whether because she`s a brat or just too young, then its time for you to drive to your destination. YOU be cooped up in a small vehicle with it and see how well YOU cope. and don`t even think about leaving the country, unless you`re driving to canada...

oh, p.s., agree with ripper398.
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Male 411
sad face
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Male 766
I drugged my kids . . . never had a problem divol is wonderfull
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Male 663
That`s Glozelle! She`s the one who ate the cinnamon from a ladle...
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Male 1,313
I understand what all you parents are saying, when you talk about how the rest of us should deal with it when your kid is upset and you sit their like a big fat f#cking retard trying to negotiate with it.

F#ck you, you simple minded c#nts.

Really, you`re going to negotiate with someone that hardly has the mental capacity to understand a fork doesn`t go in a electrical socket? Do you understand what an idiot you look like when you try this? And for what, so the f#cking screaming vaginal parasite can get their way in the end, then grow up to be a spoiled twat? f#ck you again.
All of you make me sick. Why do I even pay a percentage of taxes for that [email protected] demonoid to go to school anyway. Most of them are dumb as a bag of rocks as it is.
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Male 2,711
Pretty damn sad how many racists are posting here...
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Male 1,071
Big deal. I get annoyed every time fat black chicks walk into my bar. They`re always the most demanding, loudest, rudest and ultimate worse customers. I can`t kick them out though, and I don`t post my frustration on the internet. Get a life bitch.
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Male 192
@ zazuch "That is kinda like saying we might as well allow smoking in places because smokers enjoy it and so therefore we should just deal with it."

glad you said it, you are kinda right. Owners should allow or ban smoking in His/Her place because that is His/Her choice. and the "we should just deal with it." kinda right again Deal with it or don`t go to that place its that easy. No bitching no whining. Thats my new phrase... Deal or dont do kinda catchy i think
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Male 34
That is why you should always bring headphones and some music.
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Male 294
They should stick a sock in it...no, I mean literally, they should take a dirty sock and shove it in the little kid`s mouth. That way when it cries it`ll come out as muffled little whines, and the kid will be less likely to cry in the first place because it will be concentrating on breathing through its nose. Everyone wins, problem solved. Well, I guess everyone wins but the little kid, but little kids don`t count as people when they`re screaming.
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Male 1,803
What`s really bad is when they`re in bloody business class. That just takes the absolute piss. Business class is a) expensive b) somewhere where you expect to be able to do some sort of business (reviewing stuff, writing emails offline, writing reports), etc etc. Crying babies in business class should be banned.
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Male 286
@drworm2002

Babies/kids cry for a lot of reasons and sometimes its fake. I honestly would be willing to pay a bit extra to have a adult only/baby free flight.

To the people saying they cant treat their kids to something nice. That is kinda like saying we might as well allow smoking in places because smokers enjoy it and so therefore we should just deal with it.
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Female 2,674
"Also, why is that more annoying than the rest of plane talking and wittering on?"

The sound of babies/young kids crying is supposed to annoy us and make us want to tend to the babies. It`s a much more annoying sound than talking.
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Male 662
@Frankii Babies do not cry because they like it. It`s not a fun past time. They cry because they are hungry, they are tired, they poo themselves maybe scared. This girl is old enough to sit in a chair and find her something to do.
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Male 256
"Really? You`re really going to complain because a child did what children do best?
How dare those parents try to do something nice for their child and take her on holiday? Also, why is that more annoying than the rest of plane talking and wittering on?"

Damn right we`ll complain. I`m not paying hundreds of dollars to fly in a plane with a screaming kid. The parent should parent and not just sit there.
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Female 437
Really? You`re really going to complain because a child did what children do best?
How dare those parents try to do something nice for their child and take her on holiday? Also, why is that more annoying than the rest of plane talking and wittering on?
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Male 1,404
I always travel noise cancelling head & two MP4 players one loaded with a bunch of old Disney cartoons on it for such an occasion when I am seated next to an ill equipped parent.
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Male 1,239
So, I`m supposed to feel bad because some anal retentive crybaby had to tolerate MAYBE 15 minutes of crying BEFORE they even took off? That poor ugly bitch, what pain she must have endured...
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Male 15,832
One word: Benadryl.
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Male 27
Mandingo, if you`re a parent you`re a bad one. Any decent parent could tell that there is a big difference between REAL crying, because something is really wrong, and a fake attention getting forced crying, which that was.
Thats why, like swoop said, if you surprise a kid, and tell a spoiled brat who never ever gets ordered to stop, to shut up, they usually will.
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Female 418
@swoop408 either they shut up like you want or they start yelling 10 times louder, its a risk.

also whats with all the racist comments? yeah she is black, you gotta problem with that? ladies probably not a parent like most people. cant blame her for being irritated by a screaming toddler. i understand when people have crying infants but parenting does have something to do with it.
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Male 1,754
I`ve actually told kids to shut up in front of their parents before. They immediately stop crying and are in shock due to the fact that a complete stranger would yell at them. Works every time. Oh, and I`ve had parents thank me before.
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Male 192
As a parent i kindly say to this woman. F off. kids cry for a lot of reasons, one being they dont know how to pop their ears at that altitude. That mother paid for her ticket just like that witch did. It is well known and even joked about kids crying on planes, if you are annoyed by that, DONT FLY!! plane and simple (joke implied) I am tired of the bitchers getting their way. That mother has just as much right to fly as you do. so suck it up or STFU
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Male 1,313
And close ups of such ugly ass bitches should be illegal as well.
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Male 17,512
I`m familiar with that eye twitch at 0:30, those ear piercing screams will do that to ya.

Kids should come with a mute button.
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Male 10,855
[quote]I hate kids. They`re so obtrusive and stupid. Almost as stupid as the procreating retards who poo them out of their awful, gaping babyholes.[/quote]

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Female 107
Hmm...Why do I get the feeling that fisturbator has some mommy issues?
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Male 68
@fisturbator

Your mom is retarded? That sucks man!
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Male 29
New law: Mandatory vasectomies and hysterectomies upon birth.

I hate kids. They`re so obtrusive and stupid. Almost as stupid as the procreating retards who poo them out of their awful, gaping babyholes.
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Male 227
Isn`t the reason they have those little vodka bottles in kid size so that parents can calm their kids down?
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Female 280
As a parent, I have to chime in here. Sometimes there`s nothing a parent can do but plug their ears and let the kid scream it out. Sorry if we step on people`s toes, but you were a kid too once. Have a little compassion for the parent who has to sit there while every one else gets their panties in a wad because you won`t let your kid have M&M`s. Tough poop. Get ear plugs.
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Male 27
reminds me of Mandy Patinkin in `Dead Like Me`

"i`m gonna kill that dratin baby"
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Male 10,855
My thoughts exactly LillianDuci
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Female 2,674
"inform her parent(s) that they must control the child or leave the airplane" "

How? Via parachute?
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Male 554
"There should be a minimum age to fly"...
..as well as a minimum age to go to the grocery store, a restaurant or even out in public.

Here`s a little known fact most parents don`t know...... your child is not special. Well maybe it is special, just like everyone else.

Parents need to parent !
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Female 870
As a new parent with a kid that`s now a toddler I gotta tell ya... the passengers wouldn`t be the only one`s pissed off but there`s not much you can do if you`re FORCED to fly with a kid that age... never the less I`d be making a `bathroom` break and I`m sure noone would report me when I was setting my kid straight in the only privacy I could find. The mom was just sitting there like `yeah I`m on my cell... my kid is crying. so what.` I might smack the mom first
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Male 25
I`m sure her "chirens" are well behaved.
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Male 2,345
anyone find it ironic that a black person is the one bothered by someone else making a lot of loud noise?

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Male 934
Seriously, I don`t think a ball-gag would be child abuse in certain situations.
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Female 4,359
that air hostess was nice and stopped her crying, and anyone with kids would know, yelling at the child or telling the child off in that situation= a lot more screaming.
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Female 4,359
what? kid, slightly upset, could be for any number of reasons, not even crying that much!
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Female 6,381
"Here`s a kid squalling like a complete brat. What shall we do?
a) coddle and entertain her and try to accede to her every wish
b) inform her parent(s) that they must control the child or leave the airplane"

That`s a poser... hmmm.
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Male 25,417
Meh.... kids fly! they just should stick them in the rooster pit :)
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Male 2,033
Can`t they like, strap her to the wing or something?
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Female 1,803
The only thing more annoying than a kid acting up is seeing the parent do absolutely nothing about it. I didn`t act up in public because I was afraid of what might happen if I did. I rarely got spanked but when I needed to be spanked, I was. Kids don`t fear their parents like they should.
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Male 10,855
Wow that woman`s incredibly patient.

I should bring ear plugs next time I fly.
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Male 265
When I have a kid I`m going to instill the belief of the Repo man who will take them away when they are bad. I`m sure that will keep them in line during plane flights.
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Male 40,416
That`s one spoiled child! But that`s life!
Almost two hours? lolz! A special kind of hell!
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Male 6,737
Her face is the worst thing about this video.
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Male 225
thats why u get some medication for kids dizziness. they just make the child sleepy and all is well.
i had been in a buf for 3 hours with a crying baby. my mp3 wasnt loud enough to cover the noise...
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Male 68
racial tensions are high in this thread.
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Male 934
I hate flying, unless it`s like Superman, then it kicks ass.
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Male 180
If some stupid negro offered to quiet my child down or he will I would destroy him. Look how obnoxious those people are in every day life.
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Male 809
yup this bitch is just mad because it`s not her annoying brat doing it to other people. Stop making faces and shut off your phone bitch.
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Male 2,586
My first flight was at 6 weeks old, been travelling ever since... My parents used to pack a whole backpack full of normal books, puzzle books, sweets, games... That`s how it should be done, they were awesome.

But I remember one flight where a kid during a NIGHT FLIGHT cried a solid 7 hours and the parents just let it happen. UNTIL my mum got up and had a go at her, told her to get the kid up, give her a bit of a walk around... that kid was find after that. Go mum! :)
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Male 3,058
I find that an effective method is to address the parent directly:

"If you don`t quiet your child down, I WILL."

Of course, I always look like I`m going to rip someone`s head off, so that may have something to do with it.
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Male 250
Sucky parents and why wont she just open her dumb mouth and ask the parents to soothe the child?
No, I`ll just sit here and pull faces.

Yes, the parents are at fault for not calming their child, but you are too for not speaking up to get what you want.
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Male 1,625
wait, GParadox, since when is this post about Rachel from amazing race/bb
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Male 15,190
Babies in business class. On a re-eye.
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Male 5,148

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Male 514
Didn`t need to watch the blaxplotation version of "Blair Witch." Got to say that kid is drating annoying. Mommy needs to give her something to cry about in the bathroom.
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Male 2,737
Look at the size of those lips!! Jesus!!!!They`re like a train wreck.I couldn`t take my eyes off them!!!!!
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Male 234
Sittin on da toilet.
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Male 835
Never forget your MP3 player.
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Female 737
Bring earplugs. Problem solved.

There is no way to avoid children all together. Don`t get me wrong, I hate being on planes with anything that cries and can only be consoled with stupid phrases such as "You`re a princess, aren`t you?" too.
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Male 39,619
Link: And This Is Why Toddlercide Should Be Legal [Rate Link] - Crying kids on airplanes? There should be a minimum age to fly.
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