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Date: 03/04/12 09:14 AM

34 Responses to 600 lbs. Sumo Vs. 169 lbs. MMA Fighter

  1. Profile photo of smaus
    smaus Male 30-39
    715 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 9:27 am
    beaten by his own bulk
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    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 9:31 am
    Yeah, this happens because sumo is not really a style of fighting. Also, in a fight the advantage is always on the end of the more fit fighter. A guy like Yarborough, who is morbidly obese doesn`t have the physical ability to fight well at all. Being extremely fat does not translate into fighting ability.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 9:34 am
    "The largest on earth"...hahahaha!

    That looked so crazy at the end.
  4. Profile photo of NightHack
    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 9:34 am
    Takase played this exactly as he should have. Keep moving until the man who has no business being in the ring gets tired - easy to do with a 10-minute first round - then drop him when he can`t lift his arms anymore.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 9:35 am
    I thought those sumo guys could move pretty quickly.

    "This is like Jaws" LOOOOL
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 9:36 am
    LMFAO!!!! "This is like a horror movie!"
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 9:59 am
    Little guy`s such a pussy!
  8. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 10:07 am
    Anybody feel like they were watching a live action version of Mike Tyson`s Punch-Out?
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 10:11 am
    Staying away from the big guy isn`t being a pussy, it`s just being smart :p
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 10:29 am
    Yarborough should`ve held onto the leg and rolled over onto Takase`s chest or back, that would`ve won it for Yarborough.
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    Astheroid Male 18-29
    81 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 10:35 am
    Come on! The ring is like a mile for the big guy.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 11:02 am
    "Little guy`s such a pussy!"

    Noooooooo, he danced around wearing the dude out. I dont see how this dude could be a sumo wrestler over just being a really fat dude. He did no exhibit any classic sumo moves, defenses, or strength. Once the fat man had ahold of him, what did he expect to do? He got tired just holding him.

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    Essen Male 18-29
    110 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 12:07 pm
    The big guy just was to polite. He could win by rolling on the tiny guy and smash him into a paté, thus killng him and win.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 12:33 pm
    Poor guy.... looks like he needs a hug
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    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 12:58 pm
    yeah, the fat guy could have done a much better job. If the small guy was running around, let him run. There is no reason to chase him.
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    Buzzard250 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 1:12 pm
    Reminds me of punk out.
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    Buzzard250 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 1:13 pm
    punch* out and SCfan my exact thoughts
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    ladycroft218 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 1:28 pm
    "Stop running, I want to eat you for dinner"
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    flappingowl Male 18-29
    55 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 1:32 pm
    boring
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    snakecharmer Male 18-29
    321 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm
    I was waiting for the big one to absorb the little one
  21. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 3:24 pm
    "You gon` get loved tenderly"
  22. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32794 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 4:29 pm
    Yeah, pretty dull. The big guy can hardly move!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 5:10 pm
    "310 kilograms" is 682 lbs., you doofus announcer. Why say it if you have no idea how to make the conversion?
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    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 5:19 pm
    Oh god, once he started comparing it to Jaws I could not stop laughing!
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    BamaJess Female 18-29
    43 posts
    March 4, 2012 at 6:05 pm
    Reminds me of this clip from Tiny Toons with TMBGhere
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    March 5, 2012 at 9:50 am
    I like This one.
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    JKolodne Male 18-29
    95 posts
    March 5, 2012 at 10:44 am
    Reminds me of how/when Fedor Emilianenko (G.O.A.T., even if he`s way passed his prime and never reached his full potential for a few reasons I won`t get into here.) dratED UP Zuluzinho.
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    deputy Male 50-59
    449 posts
    March 5, 2012 at 2:09 pm
    xCYBERDYNEx: Bonyaski is a great K1 fighter, but when you talk about K1, the best fighter ever will always be Ernesto Hoost
    And also, don`t forget the dutch lumberjack
    Also, yes I am biased :)
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    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    March 5, 2012 at 4:16 pm
    I was reminded of the Moon revolving around the Earth.
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    MattyP Male 18-29
    197 posts
    March 5, 2012 at 5:54 pm
    That was dumb.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 1:40 am
    holy cow i pooped a little
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 11:30 am
    His inability to pronounce behemoth made me itch.
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    kcannon108 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 12:04 pm
    I MISS PRIDE!!!

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