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Date: 02/21/12 09:15 AM

30 Responses to Yahoo Answers!: Help, We Need A Canteen [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:16 am
    Link: Yahoo Answers!: Help, We Need A Canteen - If this couple thinks this is feasible, I weep for the future.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:21 am
    No. Water is stored in their tits; like a camel.
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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:23 am
    Youre gonna need a rubber stopper, duct tape wont hold the water in there.
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    Chives Male 18-29
    55 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:23 am
    These Yahoo Answers posts were funny back when you couldn`t tell whether they were serious or not, but at this point, everyone should be able to see that they are trying to be ridiculous.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:26 am
    Yeah, this is in no way a serious question.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:49 am
    Yes, it`s doable. You can stick hot dogs up your ass too so you don`t run out of food.
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:55 am
    Sure, and you don`t want to run off, so you should pump your ass full of water just to have some extra. ... -_- drating retards
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 10:08 am
    Ah! Nothing like a refreshing sip of vag water! They should can it and start a business... oh wait.

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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 10:20 am
    Gonna give this a bash one day... might need a cork though, the duct tape isn`t leak proof.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36643 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 10:23 am

    You could do it, but I wouldn`t want to be around that bitch after you rip the duct tape off!

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    luda16 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 11:21 am
    seems legit.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 12:41 pm
    ewww... what if she pees in the drinking water.
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    dmoltrup Male 30-39
    162 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 1:07 pm
    @Fatninja01: You are apparently unaware that the vagina and the urethra are separate parts. Urine does not come out of the vagina.
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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    Fatninja01 "ewww... what if she pees in the drinking water."

    I hope you are joking.
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    beardtats Male 18-29
    255 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 1:29 pm
    i once lived with a girl who, at 19 years of age, legitimately believed in the case of unwanted pregnancy she could simply drink enough water to drown the fetus.

    i sh*t you not. stupidest roommate i ever had. (nice tits though).
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    Jury1of1 Male 30-39
    132 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 1:39 pm
    I`m thinking Fatninja lied on his age selection. He`s really 9 years old.
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    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 2:14 pm
    "ewww... what if she pees in the drinking water. "
    is a virgin.
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    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 2:15 pm
    why not just use your anus
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 2:28 pm
    No no no, close that sh*t up with silicone.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 6:10 pm
    lol @beardtats
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 6:46 pm
    Yahoo answers is will known because is just pours trolls
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 7:46 pm
    how much water can you fit in there?
    1-2 liters?
    it would be better to just get a real canteen.
    Also, I can`t believe I`m taking this seriously.
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    Chaosmaster Male 30-39
    234 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:15 pm
    "why not just use your anus"

    Turns out the body is more efficient at absorbing water through the anus than the mouth/stomach which makes it the fastest way to hydrate someone.

    Incidentally, one of the most painful way to kill someone is to fill their anus with saltwater.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 2:30 am
    Im sure that`s how vampires survive in the desert.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 4:55 am
    Better off using a non lubricated, non spermicidal condom. They hold more water.
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    Tekinette Male 30-39
    273 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 5:00 am
    "Today on MythBusters...."
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    meemo Female 30-39
    16 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 5:07 am
    How appealing. Warm douche water. I wonder if it is cherry flavored.
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    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 8:58 am
    @ Chaosmaster

    *backs away slowly*
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 12:07 pm
    Coin purse, pezz dispenser, beer cozy? yes.

    Canteen!? Don`t be ridiculous!
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    cheeseb Male 30-39
    254 posts
    February 23, 2012 at 2:53 pm
    It really works.

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