Yahoo Answers!: Help, We Need A Canteen [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Weird

If this couple thinks this is feasible, I weep for the future.
There are 30 comments:
Male 265
It really works.
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Male 2,424
Coin purse, pezz dispenser, beer cozy? yes.

Canteen!? Don`t be ridiculous!
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Female 426
@ Chaosmaster

*backs away slowly*
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Female 16
How appealing. Warm douche water. I wonder if it is cherry flavored.
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Male 273
"Today on MythBusters...."
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Male 2,737
Better off using a non lubricated, non spermicidal condom. They hold more water.
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Male 4,902
Im sure that`s how vampires survive in the desert.
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Male 234
"why not just use your anus"

Turns out the body is more efficient at absorbing water through the anus than the mouth/stomach which makes it the fastest way to hydrate someone.

Incidentally, one of the most painful way to kill someone is to fill their anus with saltwater.
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Male 1,045
how much water can you fit in there?
1-2 liters?
it would be better to just get a real canteen.
Also, I can`t believe I`m taking this seriously.
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Male 15,510
Yahoo answers is will known because is just pours trolls
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Female 1,181
lol @beardtats
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Male 1,461
No no no, close that sh*t up with silicone.
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Male 1,627
why not just use your anus
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Male 1,627
"ewww... what if she pees in the drinking water. "
is a virgin.
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Male 132
I`m thinking Fatninja lied on his age selection. He`s really 9 years old.
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Male 255
i once lived with a girl who, at 19 years of age, legitimately believed in the case of unwanted pregnancy she could simply drink enough water to drown the fetus.

i sh*t you not. stupidest roommate i ever had. (nice tits though).
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Female 839
Fatninja01 "ewww... what if she pees in the drinking water."

I hope you are joking.
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Male 162
@Fatninja01: You are apparently unaware that the vagina and the urethra are separate parts. Urine does not come out of the vagina.
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Male 25,416
ewww... what if she pees in the drinking water.
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Male 206
seems legit.
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Male 38,480

You could do it, but I wouldn`t want to be around that bitch after you rip the duct tape off!

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Male 6,737
Gonna give this a bash one day... might need a cork though, the duct tape isn`t leak proof.
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Female 2,674
Ah! Nothing like a refreshing sip of vag water! They should can it and start a business... oh wait.

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Male 1,582
Sure, and you don`t want to run off, so you should pump your ass full of water just to have some extra. ... -_- drating retards
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Male 11,740
Yes, it`s doable. You can stick hot dogs up your ass too so you don`t run out of food.
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Male 5,811
Yeah, this is in no way a serious question.
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Male 55
These Yahoo Answers posts were funny back when you couldn`t tell whether they were serious or not, but at this point, everyone should be able to see that they are trying to be ridiculous.
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Male 1,686
Youre gonna need a rubber stopper, duct tape wont hold the water in there.
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Male 4,594
No. Water is stored in their tits; like a camel.
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Male 1,620
Link: Yahoo Answers!: Help, We Need A Canteen [Pic] [Rate Link] - If this couple thinks this is feasible, I weep for the future.
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